To The Earth

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Alex Benedict. To The Earth

Chapter 1. The Dumble

Chapter 2. Symberia

Chapter 3. Hermaphrodia

Chapter 4. The Earth

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We flew a little longer than it was supposed to be. We had to drop in to the intergalactic diner, since a flight through the whole Milky Way took a huge amount of time.

The owner of the diner hasn’t changed at all over the last hundred thousand common galactic years. At least that’s what we told him. Generally, he was still a lovely person and the only upsetting thing was that he refused to do his third neck’s tightening (of course, it sagged a little – age is taking its toll).

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– You seem like a hangover expert, don’t you? Try a brand Orionic “Skywatcher” – and you will feel sick the whole 300 years, – I scratched my forehead thinking of my wild youth. Now let’s get back to our planets. Meet me in the bar on Green Men Str. in Hashsterdam at the same our tomorrow. We’ll be collecting information on technical achievements and social development.

“Which train will you use yourself and which one will you choose for your mom? – asked the newspaper headline. A government official slouched in an armchair, reading the article about recent testing of new trains. Ballsenukh, the prime-minister of the Dumbkraine, also known as western SIA2 agent vexatiously grunted as he finished reading the bottom line.

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