Bill Nye and Boomerang. Or, The Tale of a Meek-Eyed Mule, and Some Other Literary Gems
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Nye Bill. Bill Nye and Boomerang. Or, The Tale of a Meek-Eyed Mule, and Some Other Literary Gems
MY MULE BOOMERANG,
THE APOLOGY
OSTROPHE TO AN ORPHAN MULE
A MINERS' MEETING – MY MINE – A MIRAGE ON E PLAINS
THE TRUE STORY OF DAMON AND PYTHIAS
CHAPTER I
CHAPTER II
CHAPTER III
CHAPTER IV
SAD MEMORIES OF THE DEAD YEAR
LETTER FROM PARIS
PREHISTORIC CROCKERY
SUGGESTION'S FOR A SCHOOL OF JOURNALISM
THE FRAGRANT MORMON
RECOLLECTIONS OF THE OPERA
A SUNNY LITTLE INCIDENT
HE REWARDED HER
THE MODERN PARLOR STOVE
REMARKS TO ORIGINATORS
QUEER
SIC SEMPER GLORIA HOUSEPLANT
HOW TO TELL
BIOGRAPHY OF COLOROW
DIARY OF A SAUCY YOUNG THING
KILLING OFF THE JAMES' BOYS
A RELIC
SOME REASONS WHY I CAN'T BE AN INDIAN AGENT
THE PICNIC SNOOZER'S LAMENT
BILLIOUS NYE AND BOOMERANG IN THE GOLD MINES
TWO GREAT MEN
DIRTY MURPHY
A ROCKY MOUNTAIN SUNSET
THE TEMPERATURE OF THE BUMBLE-BEE
DRAWBACKS OF PUBLIC LIFE
THE GLAD, FREE LIFE OF THE MINER
SOME THOUGHTS OF CHILDHOOD
THE NEW ADJUSTABLE CAMPAIGN SONG
SITTING ON ON A VENERABLE JOKE
A HAIRBREADTH ESCAPE
MYSELF, DR. TALMAGE, AND OTHER DIVINES
FINE-CUT AS A MEANS OF GRACE
THE WEATHER AND SOME OTHER THINGS
THE PARABLE OF THE UNJUST STEWARD
THE PARABLE OF THE PRODIGAL SON
THE INDIAN AND THE EVERLASTING GOSPEL
THE MUSE
SHOEING A BRONCO
PUMPKIN JIM; OR THE TALE OF A BUSTED JACKASS RABBIT
CHAPTER I. – PUMPKIN JIM
CHAPTER II. – GERALDINE CARBOLINE O'TOOLE
CHAPTER III. – STARTLING REVELATIONS
CHAPTER IV. – ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
WILLIAM NYE AND THE HEATHEN CHINEE
HONG LEE'S GRAND BENEFIT AT LEADVILLE
YOU FOU
THE LOP-EARED LOVERS OF THE LITTLE LARAMIE
CHAPTER I. – A TALE OF LOVE AND PARENTAL CUSSEDNESS
CHAPTER II
CHAPTER III
CHAPTER IV
SPEECH OF SPARTACTUS
CORRESPONDENCE
HE WENT OUT WEST FOR HIS HEALTH
A QUIET LITTLE WEDDING WITHOUT ANY FRILLS
THOUGHTS ON SPRING
THE SAME OLD THING
THE VETERAN WHO DIED WHILE GETTING HIS PENSION
GINGERBREAD POEMS AND COLD PICKLED FACTS
ORIGIN OF BEAUTIFUL SNOW,
UTE ELOQUENCE
THE AGED INDIAN'S LAMENT
HOW A MINING STAMPEDE BREAKS OUT
THE GREAT ROCKY MOUNTAIN REUNION OF YALLER DOGS
WHAT WOMAN'S SUFFRAGE HAS DONE FOR WYOMING
PORTUGUESE WITHOUT A MASTER
THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN HOG
THE BUCKNESS WHEREWITH THE BUCK BEER BUCKETH
BILLIOUS NYE AND THE AMATEUR STAGE
A JOURNALISTIC CORRECTION
THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE
A UTE PRESIDENTIAL CONVENTION
THE CLUB-FOOTED LOVER OF PIUTE PASS
CHAPTER THE FIRST
CHAPTER THE TWICE
CHAPTER THREE TIMES
CHAPTER FOUR TIMES
THE AUTOMATIC LIAR
SOME POSTOFFICE FIENDS
AGRICULTURE AT AN ALTITUDE OF 7500 FEET
THE GENTLE YOUTH FROM LEADVILLE
A SNIDE JOURNALIST
HE WAS BLIND
THOUGHTS OF THE MELLOW PREVIOUSLY
MY TOMBSTONE MINE
BANKRUPT SALE OF A CIRCUS
GREELEY VERSUS VALLEY TAN
THE ETERNAL FITNESS OF THINGS
THEY UNANIMOUSLY AROSE AND HUNG HIM
RHETORIC VS. WOODTICK
THE MODEL WIFE
SOME OVERLAND TOURISTS
CATCHING MOUNTAIN TROUT AT AN ELEVATION OF 8000 FEET
TROUT FISHING
HOME-MADE INDIAN RELICS
THE PREVIOUS REPORTER
THE PEACE COMMISSION
SOME ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS
THE CROW INDIAN AND HIS CAWS
THE NUPTIALS OP DANGEROUS DAVIS
THE HOLIDAY HOG
SOME CENSUS CONUNDRUMS
THE GENTLE POWER OF A WOMAN'S INFLUENCE
THE NATIVE INBORN SHIFTLESSNESS OF THE PRAIRIE DOGS
ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS
THE SECRET OF GARFIELD'S ELECTION
PERILS OF THE BUTTERNUT PICKER
A WORD OR TWO ABOUT THE SWALLOW
LAUGHING SAM
THE CALAMITY JANE CONSOLIDATED
THE NOCTURNAL COW
THE RELENTLESS GARDEN HOSE
A WAIL
THE GREAT, HORRID MAN RECEIVETH NEW YEAR CALLS
JUST THE THING
THANKS
AN ANTI-MORMON TOWN
A CHRISTMAS RIDE IN JULY
EXAMINING THE BRAND ON A FROZEN STEER
ONION PEELIN'S
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{In my Boudoir,
{Nov. 17,1880.
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By and by, from out the grey background of the picture, there stole the wild, tremulous, heart-broken wail of a mule.
It seemed to jar upon the surroundings and clash harshly against our sensitive natures. Some one of the party swore a little. Then another one came to the front, and took the job off his hands. We all joined, in a gentlemanly kind of way, in condemning the mule for his lack of tact, to say the least.
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