Shari Low. A Brand New Me: The hilarious romantic comedy about one year of first dates
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Table of Contents
Prologue ‘Three…two…one…Happy New Year!’
1 Wired to the Moon
2 Aligning the Planets
Great Morning TV!
3 Star Gazing
4 The Leo Date
5 Shooting Stars
6 Earth Calling Zara
Great Morning TV!
7 The Scorpio Date
8 Stars in Their Eyes
The Daily Globe, Female Section, 20 February
9 The Aries Date
10 A Cold Moon Rising
11 Star-Crossed
12 The Capricorn Date
13 The Outer Cosmos
14 Sunburn
Great Morning TV!
15 The Gemini Date
16 Starry Starry Night…
17 Space Oddity
18 The Milky Way
19 Total Eclipse of the Heart
Kiss FM Commercial Break. 6.45 a.m
20 Lunar Landing
21 Jupiter’s Moons
22 The Aquarius Date
23 Twinkle Twinkle…
24 The Cancer Date
25 Women Are from Venus
26 Libra
27 Superstar
28 Starman
29 The Virgo Date
30 The Sagittarius Date
31 Star Maker
Great Morning TV!
32 The Powers of Uranus
33 Mercury Rising
34 The Big Bang
35 Star Central
36 Cosmic Explosion
37 It’s in the Stars
Great Morning TV!–New Year’s Day
Acknowledgements
About the Author
About the Publisher
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SHARI LOW
A Brand New Me
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My higher self gave a silent cheer and embarked on a Mexican wave. I’d done it! Sure, it was bizarre and it was just a little bit terrifying, but the most important thing was that I was no longer facing a heady future in ballcocks. I was PA to Zara Delta. And so what if I didn’t know her rising moon from Saturn’s ring–I’d wing it somehow. After all, how tough could it be? I zipped all my doubts in a mental file, labelled it ‘This Job Makes No Bloody Sense Whatsoever’, filed it away and allowed myself a brief moment of self-congratulation–a month into the New Year and already I was on my way to fulfilling my resolution to change everything about my life. And, let’s face it, this was about as different as it could get.
Zara opened her eyes and gave me a benevolent smile. Maybe working for her would be fine after all. Perhaps I was just a little overwhelmed by her eccentricities and idiosyncrasies and in a few weeks she’d seem perfectly normal.
