The Incredible Journey of Pete McGee

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Adam Wallace. The Incredible Journey of Pete McGee

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Adam Wallace is not a knight … he would like to be one though, that would be extremely cool.

He is, however, an author, and he thinks that being an author is the most coolest job ever! He also knows most coolest is not very good writing, but he thinks it sums his feelings up perfectly.

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The crowd cheered, mainly because guards had threatened the townsfolk that they must cheer or they’d be poked by the pikes that were pointed menacingly at them. Pete giggled at King Cyril the Dorky’s name and found himself a spot where he wouldn’t be seen, or poked, and refused to cheer one word. King Cyril the Attention-Lover, taken aback by the wild response to his opening statement, read on, totally unaware of what he was saying.

‘Although without me you would be nothing, it is because of you that I am the greatest (threatened poke, cheer), most incredibly fabulous (poke, ROAR!), unbelievably large pea-brain there ever was (thunderous applause, no poke required).’

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