Chocolate and Cuckoo Clocks

Chocolate and Cuckoo Clocks
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Edited by his children, Giles and Victoria, Chocolate and Cuckoo Clocks is an anthology of writing from the former editor of Punch and Radio 4 national treasure Alan Coren, who died in October 2007. In a prolific forty-year career Alan Coren wrote for The Times, Observer, Tatler, Daily Mail, Mail on Sunday, Listener, Punch and the New Yorker, and published over 20 books including The Sanity Inspector, Golfing for Cats and The Collected Bulletins of Idi Amin (he turned down an invitation from Amin to visit Uganda saying, 'I'll probably end up as a sandwich'). Even twenty years ago he estimated that he had published six million words, or ten copies of War and Peace. This anthology draws together the best of Coren's previously published material as well as new unpublished autobiographical material. Coren was one of Britain's most prolific and now much-missed humourists, finding the comedy of life all around him and rendering it, hilariously and compellingly, in polished and witty prose which will be eagerly devoured by his loyal fanbase.

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Alan Coren. Chocolate and Cuckoo Clocks

CHOCOLATE AND. CUCKOO CLOCKS

Contents

Foreword

Present Laughter

Southgate–San Francisco–Fleet Street

Introduction

No, But I Saw the Movie

Through a Glass, Darkly

It Tolls for Thee

… that Fell on the House that Jack Built

Under the Influence of Literature

This Thing with the Lions

Bohemia

The Power and the Glory

Mao, He’s Making Eyes At Me!

Death Duties

‘The Funniest Writer In Britain Today’

Introduction

Boom, What Makes My House Go Boom?

Suffer Little Children

Ear, Believed Genuine Van Gogh, Hardly Used, What Offers?

Father’s Lib

Let Us Now Phone Famous Men

The Rime of the Ancient Film-maker

Good God, That’s Never The Time, Is It?

Going Cheep

Go Easy, Mr Beethoven, That Was Your Fifth!

Take the Wallpaper in the Left Hand and the Hammer in the Right …

Owing to Circumstances Beyond our Control 1984 has been Unavoidably Detained …

Foreword to Golfing For Cats: An Apology to the Bookseller

Baby Talk, Keep Talking Baby Talk

The Hell at Pooh Corner

And Though They Do Their Best To Bring Me Aggravation …

Life mit Vater

Dr No will See You Now

Bottle Party

The Unacknowledged Legislators of the World

The Hounds Of Spring Are On Winter’s Traces, So That’s Thirty-Eight-Pounds-Forty, Plus Making Good, Say, Fifty-Quid

Appendix

All O’ De People, All De Time

A Word F’om De Sponsor

De Whitehall Snub

A Star Gittin’ Born

Introduction

The Golden Age

Tax Britannica

Blue Flics

Smiling Through

The Gospel According to St Durham

O Little Town of Cricklewood

Just a Gasp at Twilight

For Fear of Finding Something Worse

Mr Noon

No Bloody Fear

Getting the Hump

True Snails Read (anag., 8,6)

One is One and All Alone

£10.66 And All That

Red Sales in the Sunset

Cave Canem

A.A. GILL

The Cricklewood Years

Here We Go Round the Prickly Pear

Uneasy Lies the Head

Salt in the Wound

Good God, That’s Never The Time? (2)

Japanese Sandmen

Card Index

Brightly Shone The Rain That Night

Tuning Up

The Queen, My Lord, is Quite Herself, I Fear

The Green Hills of Cricklewood

Making Old Bones

Osric the Hedgehog

Doom’d For a Certain Term to Walk the Night

Garden Pests

Time for a Quick One?

The Leaving of Cricklewood

Lo, Yonder Waves the Fruitful Palm!

Fabric Conditioning

Numbers Racket

Eight Legs Worse

Do Dilly-Dally on the Way

On a Wing and a Prayer

And Did Those Feet?

Nothing But The Truth

The Last Decade

STEPHEN FRY

Radio Fun

Not My Bag

Queening It

Domestic Drama

Road Rage

Southern Discomfort

Poles Apart

All Quiet On The Charity Front

Ah, Yes, I Remember It Well!

I Blame the Dealers

The Long Goodbye

Copyright

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by Giles and Victoria Coren

Giles: So who’s going to write the introduction?

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G: Any fewer than thirty would be unrepresentative. But it might skew things a bit.

V: He must have written a Hemingway parody a year.

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