You're a Bad Man, Mr. Gum was selected as a Tom Fletcher Book Club 2017 title.Shabba me whiskers! It’s that bestselling and award-winning first ever Mr Gum book by Andy Stanton. The Mr Gum books are only the craziest, funniest most best books for children in the whole wide world.Good evening. Mr Gum is a complete horror who hates children, animals, fun and corn on the cob. This book’s all about him. And an angry fairy who lives in his bathtub. And Jake the dog, and a little girl called Polly and an evil, stinky butcher all covered in guts. And there’s heroes and sweets and adventures and EVERYTHING.Perfect for fans of Roald Dahl and David Walliams.Have you collected all the well brilliant Mr Gum series?You're a Bad Man, Mr GumMr Gum and the Biscuit BillionaireMr Gum and the GoblinsMr Gum and the Power CrystalsMr Gum and the Dancing BearWhat's for Dinner, Mr Gum?Mr Gum and the Cherry TreeMr Gum and the Secret HideoutPraise for Mr Gum:‘Smooky palooki! This book is well brilliant!’ – Jeremy Strong‘Worryingly splendid’ – Guardian NOT FOR BORERS!Andy Stanton studied English at Oxford but they kicked him out. Before becoming a children’s writer he was a film script reader, a market researcher, an NHS lackey, a part-time sparrow and a grape. Today he is best-known for the hilarious and much-loved Mr Gum books, which are published in 34 countries worldwide in over 30 languages. The series has won numerous awards, including the inaugural Roald Dahl Funny Prize, the Red House Children’s Book Award and two Blue Peter Book Awards.
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Andy Stanton. You're a Bad Man, Mr. Gum!
Contents
Chapter 1The Garden of Mr Gum
Chapter 2A Massive Whopperof a Dog
Chapter 3Mr Gum Lays His PlansLike the Horror He Is
Chapter 4Mr Gum Has a Cup of Tea
Chapter 5Jammy Grammy Lammy F’Huppa F’Huppa Berlin Stereo Eo Eo Lebb C’Yepp Nermonica Le Straypek De Grespin De Crespin De Spespin De Vespin De Whoop De Loop De Brunkle Merry Christmas Lenoir
Chapter 6Mr Gum Lays DownHis Hearts
Chapter 7Friday O’Leary
Chapter 8Some Things Happen
Chapter 9Polly and FridayRide into Town
Chapter 10Jake’s Darkest Hour
Chapter 11 How It All Turned Out
Friday O’Leary Explainsthe Universe
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Did you know that Andy Stanton lives in North London? And that he studied English at Oxford but they kicked him out? And that his middle name is ‘Coinholder’?
Well, guess what? Now you can learn even more vaguely true facts about Andy’s life! You can hear Andy talking about Mr Gum in this amazingly funty new Egmont Extras edition! You can even hear him playing the harmonica, and see some illustrations that were never published - and so much more!
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Old King Thunderbelly and the Wall of Lamonic Bibber: A Reading by Andy Stanton
