The Adventures of a Small Businessman in the Forbidden Zone

The Adventures of a Small Businessman in the Forbidden Zone
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Sean is a supervisor in a small bank in the UK who hates his job. His quirky sense of humour gets him into constant trouble and a strange twist of fate completely transforms his life. The stories in this book are original and funny and also include those of business trips to interesting countries with tips about what to do and what is better not done! Содержит нецензурную брань.

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Anna Tomkins. The Adventures of a Small Businessman in the Forbidden Zone

Chapter 1: I tried to work in a normal job, I really did. Ten years in a bank

Chapter 2: Dubai – Don’t count your chickens…

Chapter 3: Africa – First Contact. Even asbestos gloves will not stop your fingers getting burned

Chapter 4: Lagos, Nigeria. I want a one way ticket on the next flight to anywhere else on earth, please

Chapter 5: Advice to new exporter – scams and how to spot them

Chapter 6: Tanzania – got to get me a lottery ticket

Chapter 7: Zanzibar, and all that Jazz

Chapter 8: Nigeria revisited. Play it again Sam, but not at the airport

Chapter 9: Life at home

Chapter 10: Where next?

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Hi. My name is Sean and I work for myself. It wasn’t always that way, of course. Before that I worked for a bank. I must have been mad.

I left Hull University in 1981. I was 21 years old with a B.Sc. honours degree in Economics, and more usefully, a clean driving license. I don’t think I ever met anybody from University who then actually went into the same subject as a career move. Take Joe for instance. Joe took a degree in American Studies and was always rather vague if you asked him what it was about. As far as I know he has never been to America and possibly never actually spoken to an American. There was Rob; maybe you could count him. He left with a degree in law, but after working as a junior clerk in a law firm for six months, announced that he would rather have third degree burns than do this for the rest of his life. Last I heard he was a civil servant with the Department of Employment. When you have a degree in economics I suppose you gravitate toward employment in the financial sector, which is what I did. I got a job as a graduate trainee with a bank. Most days for the next ten years I went to work feeling like a condemned man. God alone knows why I stuck it so long. In common with my fellow flatmates I had applied for a job with every single brewery in Britain. None of us got as far as the interview stage, but we did get enough rejection letters between us to proudly wallpaper two walls of our common room. A rejection letter from Tetley’s was particularly prized, it being our favourite beer at the time.

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“So,what do you think I should do with the money?” the lady asked.

“Honestly,” I said, “Spend it.”

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