Anstey F.. Mr Punch's Model Music Hall Songs and Dramas
INTRODUCTION
MODEL MUSIC HALL. SONGS
i.– THE PATRIOTIC
ii.– THE TOPICAL-POLITICAL
iii.– A DEMOCRATIC DITTY
iv.– THE IDYLLIC
v.– THE AMATORY EPISODIC
vi.– THE CHIVALROUS
vii.– THE FRANKLY CANAILLE
viii.– THE DRAMATIC SCENA
ix.– THE DUETTISTS
x.– DISINTERESTED PASSION
xi.– THE PANEGYRIC PATTER
xii.– THE PLAINTIVELY PATHETIC
xiii.– THE MILITARY IMPERSONATOR
MODEL MUSIC HALL. DRAMAS
i. – THE LITTLE CROSSING-SWEEPER
ii.– JOE, THE JAM-EATER
iii.– THE MAN-TRAP
iv.– THE FATAL PIN
v.– BRUNETTE AND BLANCHIDINE
vi. – COMING OF AGE
vii.– RECLAIMED!
viii.– JACK PARKER;
ix.– UNDER THE HARROW
x.– TOMMY AND HIS SISTER JANE
xi.– THE RIVAL DOLLS
xii.– CONRAD; OR, THE THUMBSUCKER
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This stirring ditty – so thoroughly sound and practical under all its sentiment – has been specially designed to harmonise with the recently altered tone of Music-hall audiences, in which a spirit of enlightened Radicalism is at last happily discernible. It is hoped that, both in rhyme and metre, the verses will satisfy the requirements of this most elegant form of composition. The song is intended to be shouted through music in the usual manner by a singer in evening dress, who should carry a small Union Jack carelessly thrust inside his waistcoat. The title is short but taking: —
This song, if sung with any spirit, should, Mr. Punch thinks, cause a positive furore in any truly patriotic gathering, and possibly go some way towards influencing the decision of the country, and consequently the fate of the Empire, in the next General Elections. In the meantime it is at the service of any Champion Music Hall Comique who is capable of appreciating it.
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Spoken– Yes, and when I'm passing down the oil, on Chorley's arm, with everybody looking at me, —
The history of a singer's latest love – whether fortunate or otherwise – will always command the interest and attention of a Music-hall audience. Our example, which is founded upon the very best precedents, derives an additional piquancy from the social position of the beloved object. Cultivated readers are requested not to shudder at the rhymes. Mr. Punch's Poet does them deliberately and in cold blood, being convinced that without these somewhat daring concords, no ditty would have the slightest chance of satisfying the great ear of the Music-hall public.