The Real Me is Thin

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Arabella Weir. The Real Me is Thin

Contents

Preface: how to tell if you think you’re fat

TEN TOP TIPS

The real me is thin

When their ship came in

Open the box

‘Arabella’s fat’

Too much

Daddy’s girl

Happiness is a warm scone

Cooking blind

Shock in awe

Funny valentine

My other family

A waist of time

Kurt Waldheim finds out I’m fat

All you can eat at the boy buffet

My fairy stepmother

This isn’t just food…

Actresses don’t eat

Doctor No

Allergies for attention

The appeal of obliteration

Everyone’s got an opinion

Passive-aggressive pudding

Flying spaghetti

Outing my bum

Don’t eat pudding if you want to get a job (or a boyfriend)

Sexual eating

The mother of all diets

Feeding Mum

Dieting makes you fat

Not eating, just neatening

Wrong thinking

Happy ending?

Acknowledgements

Copyright

About the Publisher

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ARABELLA WEIR

The Real Me is Thin

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Actresses don’t eat

Doctor No

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