I-Tombs & Coffins In the Cloud

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Bala Subramanian. I-Tombs & Coffins In the Cloud

Fast FW. No funeral speeches please

À propos das author, the amanuensis. A ghost writer’s order is random

Death is dead, long live the dead. Sentenced to live

Life need not end in a dead end. Upend it

Abolish death and achieve immortality. Never ending story

Ad mortem festinamus. For my father/mother land

Trustworthiness must be earned. The last train home

Searching the lost soul. Not in a night club

What’s in a (trade)name ? Easy to remember

Burials vs. Cremations. Earth and fire

It is not just thanatopraxy and tombstones. Silence please

One person’s death is another’s croissant? Moonlighting

Rigorous mortifications of funeral business. Cabinet making

Items for management by exception. Only for MBAs

Fly first not business. Air smiles

From diminishing to no returns. Lost in transit

Becoming a tycoon in a funeral business ? Buy a lottery ticket

In quest of value-added coffins. Put the wealthy inside

Physicals and fiscals of human taxidermy. Plastic surgery

A dual coffin for an alter ego. Double-breasted

Copyrighting the soul. Patent orifices

Ca(te)ring to mass deaths. Yesterday’s breaking news

Good Mourning Inn. Anonymous shelter

Good Heavens or Hell let loose. Time sharing beyond life

Life after death in the safe h(e)aven. Daily routine without daylight

Please, can I pre-read my obituary ? When corpses revolt

Getting acquainted with a future afterlife. A kamikaze’s flight manual

Butterflies to heaven. Not found in the holy books

Induction into infinite. Where does the circle begin

Whom to believe ? Really last rites

When is a good time to talk about death ? When alive

Soul in a time machine. Cuckoo allowed

Re-naming the time capsule. Rebaptism

Engraving the soul chip. Technological tattoo

Apps for afterlife. Solitaire

Philosopher’s (Silicon) Stone. Lapidation

Blessings for the Philosopher’s Stone Chip (PSC) Omen

The extinction theory seminar. Running errands

A near-death stress rehearsal. Tunnel vision

Sine die in public. Open day funeral

Inheriting one’s own bequests. Disconnect social networks

Death Insurance. Intelligent reading

Patent death as well as life. Too late for instant water

Hibernate but stay connected. Just like a civil servant

A chip for life metrics. A blood ID

Bespoke coffins ensconced in cloud. Comfortable extinction

URLs for all,as a birthright. Which court is competent

The eloquence of tombstones. Unfinished conversations

Is someone shadowing your shadow ? Shadows smile too

Will you mountains, please, get down here ? A BMI question

Iniquitous links with enemy's adversaries. Team spirit

Seal of approval for a billionaire’s coffin. Don’t buy cheap

Catch and put stars to lighten the caskets. Renewable energy

Trade in the Little Red Book. Digital version free

Heuristics for a startup. Champion’s spirits

Fair weather fiends and friends. Legal leagues

Dead persons are tax exempt. New offshore sites

A wearable Iotomb. Carry on essentials

The anatomy of I-Tomb:IOT-21999. There is nothing inside

The Super Smart Coffin, the I-Tomb’s twin. Double duty

Testing time for a prototype IOTomb. Bring back the departed

Dual-Cache in a digital vault. Make a safe copy

Computing the weight of the soul & al. On board etiquette

The kinetic knock’s knock-on sequence. If bells don’t toll

The Faustian fright and fallacy. Forgetting who one is

A wax tablet or a clean slate. Before grandparents’ time

Shielding the soul from hackers. Can’t find it

Great seers of yore at the Pope’s portals. Name the apostles

Remotely operated graves vs. I-Tombs. Universal gate opener

Crowds in the comulonimbi. Look up without umbrella

ECG from womb to I-Tomb. Encoding birthmarks

The ethos of unwritten memoirs. No kidding in the block

Multiply despots to reign on dystopia. Too many to dispute

Retrofitting fallen soldiers. Bloody Hell

Better than tomorrow’s democracy. Reflexology

Add spirituality to digital ID. White spirit

Life around the thirtieth century. Ready for computer glitch

Split a nook of the atom to fuse later. Schizophrenia

An antipodal collaboration. Jet laggards

Miracles can be made to measure. Define extent of invalidity

The empire of genomics. The king’s father’s other child

Transfiguration to cellular modules. Artifice intelligence

Sovereigns of the immortals. The last survivor

Gatecrash into heaven. Jump the queue

The final Messiah and the last savior. After me the imposters

Introducing the ultra-neuronic apostles. In bespoke clothes

Econometrics of matured biometrics. Economists are laid off

Aubades to the harbingers of endless life. Star war celebrities

The Politburo will define perenniality. Unanimously anonymous

How long is immortality ? Time watch has stopped

Mission statement from the last savior. No post scriptum

Viva das Messiah, let us bury Barry. No habeas corpus

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