Josh Billings on Ice, and Other Things

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Billings Josh. Josh Billings on Ice, and Other Things

I. JOSH ON ICE

II. SUM NATRAL HISTORY

III. LIVE YANKEES

IV. LINCH-PINS

V. GOOSE TALK

VI. JOSH BILLINGS: HIZ SHADE TREE

VII. JOSH CORRESPONDS FREELY WITH 3 FELLOWS

VIII. MONOGRAFFS

IX. HONESTA IZ THE BEST POLISY

X. GREAT AGRIKULTURAL HOSS-TROTT

XI. JOSH BILLINGS DEFINES HIS POSITION

XII. COLD PIECES

XIII. LETTER FROM JOSH BILLINGS

XIV. WISDUM CHUNCKS

XV. BILLIARDS

XVI. JOSH BILLINGS "RIZES."

XVII. BILLINGS ON PILLS

XVIII. JOSH IN SARATOGA

XIX. SUM VEGETABEL HISTORY

XX. JOSH REPLIZE TEW CORRESPONDENTS

XXI. LIST OF HOUSEN TEW LET

XXII. LAUGHING

XXIII. LYING

XXIV. PERKUSSION CAPS

XXV. ONE WEEK FROM MY DIAREE

XXVI. AMERIKAN ARISTOKRASY

XXVII. LOVE

XXVIII. THE GAME OF YEWKER

XXIX. NOW AND THEN

XXX. OATS

XXXI. WATERFALLS

XXXII. POLITENESS

XXXIII. DREAMS

XXXIV. JOSH CORRESPONDS

XXXV. NUZE CUTS FROM OUR EXCHANGES

XXXVI. DEAD BEATS

XXXVII. SPRING – MAY, 1868

XXXVIII. HARTES

XXXIX. MONOGRAFFS

XL. JOSH BILLINGS AND THE LEKTUR COMMITTY

XLI. ORPHAN CHILDREN

XLII. BILLINGS REPLIZE TEU CORRESPONDENTS

XLIII. CHIPS FROM THE BUTT CUT OV WISDUM

XLIV. ESSA ON SWINE

XLV. ON SOWING MACHINES

XLVI. SUM ADVISE

XLVII. TAKE IT EAZY

XLVIII. JOSH CORRESPONDS

XLIX. THEM GOOD OLD DAZE

L. A HUM TRANSACTION

LI. MILK, WHISKEE AND BEER

LII. PLUCK

LIII. FREE LOVE

LIV. FAST MEN

LV. JOSH REPLIES TO ONE OF HIS CORRESPONDENTS

LVI. HUMAN HAPPINESS

LVII. PHILOSOPHEE OV THE BILLINGS FAMILEE,

LVIII. AMERIKANS

LIX. JOSH CLEANS OUT HIS PIGEON-HOLE OF CORRESPONDENTS

LX. JOSH CHAWS HIS CUD

LXI. MONOGRAFFS

LXII. JOSH TALKS

LXIII. GIMBLITS

LXIV. MORE CORRESPONDENCE

LXV. SUM NATRAL HISTORY

LXVI. SLIVVERS OV THOUGHT

LXVII. THE BUZZERS

LXVIII. MONOGRAFFS

LXIX. PHILOSOPHEE ON THE HALF SHELL

LXX. JOSH EPISTOLATES

LXXI. AULMINAK FOR 1869

LXXII. SUM NATRAL HISTORY

LXXIII. MONOGRAFFS

LXXIV. JOSH DOES UP HIS CORRESPONDENCE

LXXV. CUPID ON A RAID

LXXVI. JOSH COMMUNES WITH HIS FRIENDS

LXXVII. JAW BONES

LXXVIII. MORE PHILOSOPHY

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Thare iz no tuition so cheap and so handy az natral history.

It prevails evrywhare; the cockroach and the behomath are built out ov it, the lizard and the elephant are full ov it, it is the monkey's right bower, and the kangaroo's best jump.

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A musketo will fight you in broad dalite, at short range, and giv you a chance tew knock in hiz sides – the flea iz a game bugg, and will make a dash at you even in Broadway – but the bed-bugg iz a garroter, who waits till you strip, and then picks out a mellow place tew eat you.

If i was ever in the habit ov swearing, i wouldn't hesitate to damn a bed bugg right tew hiz face.

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