The Cheerful Smugglers

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Butler Ellis Parker. The Cheerful Smugglers

I. THE FENELBY TARIFF

II. THE BOX OF BON-BONS

III. KITTY’S TRUNKS

IV. BILLY

V. THE PINK SHIRT-WAIST

VI. BRIDGET

VII. THE AMATEUR DETECTIVE

VIII. THE FIELD OF DISHONOR

IX. BOBBERTS INTERVENES

X. TARIFF REFORM

XI. THE COUP D’ÉTAT

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The financial arrangements of the Fenelbys were extremely simple. Every week Mr. Fenelby received his salary and brought every cent of it home to Laura. Out of this she handed him back a sum that was unvaryingly the same, and with this Mr. Fenelby paid his car-fares, bought his evening papers, his cigars, and such other little things as a man finds necessary. It was a very small sum, and Mr. Fenelby could not have afforded the pleasures of a club, nor many other things he did afford, had he not been able to add to his purse by writing occasional bits of fiction and jokes for the lighter magazines. Some months this additional money amounted to quite a sum, and when it more than paid his expenses, he would make Laura a little present, but it was understood that this money was his, and that it was something quite outside the regular income of the family, and not to be counted on for household expenses. The result was that sometimes Mr. Fenelby had quite a sum in his pockets, and sometimes he had hard work to make his car-fare money last through the week.

But one thing he never neglected was to bring home to his wife a box of bon-bons every Saturday evening, and one of the things that Mrs. Fenelby flaunted before her female friends was the fact that although she had been married for five years Tom never missed the box of candy. This was the visible sign that his love had not declined, and that he still had a lover’s thoughtfulness.

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“Of course you have to pay tariff on the gas bill!” exclaimed Mr. Fenelby. “The gas came into the house, didn’t it?”

“But you said I didn’t have to pay tariff on the rent bill,” argued Laura; “and the rent bill is just as much a bill as the gas bill is. You know very well, Tom, that we always figure on those three things as if they were just alike – the rent, and the gas, and Bridget, – and I don’t see why, if there is a tariff on gas why there should not be one on rent.”

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