Elbow-Room
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Charles Heber Clark. Elbow-Room
Elbow-Room
Table of Contents
PREFACE
CHAPTER. I. THE ADVANTAGES OF ELBOW-ROOM. II. THE TERRIBLE MISHAP TO MR. FOGG'S BABY. III. INTERNAL NAVIGATION.—AN UNFORTUNATE INVENTOR. IV. THE FACTS IN REFERENCE TO MR. BUTTERWICK'S HORSE. V. SOME EDUCATIONAL FACTS. VI. THE EDITOR OF "THE PATRIOT" VII. HOW MR. BUTTERWICK PURSUED HORTICULTURE. VIII. THE MEETING, AND ITS MISSIONARY WORK. IX. JUDGE TWIDDLER'S COW. X. OUR CIVIL SERVICE. XI. FUNEREAL AND CONJUGAL. XII. A NEW MRS. TOODLES.—POTTS' ADVENTURES. XIII. THE RACES, AND SOME OTHER THINGS. XIV. RESPECTING CERTAIN SAVAGES. XV. LOVE, SUFFERING AND SUICIDE. XVI. MR. FOGG AS SPORTSMAN AND SPOUSE. XVII. HOW WE CONDUCT A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN. XVIII. THE MATUTINAL ROOSTER. XIX. AN UNRULY METER.—SCENES IN A SANCTUM. XX. HIGH ART. XXI. CERTAIN DENTAL EXPERIENCES.—AN UNFORTUNATE OFFICIAL. XXII. JUSTICE, AND A LITTLE INJUSTICE. XXIII. THE TRAMP WITH GENIUS AND WITHOUT IT. XXIV. THE DOG OF MR. BUTTERWICK'S, AND OTHER DOGS. XXV. A PERSECUTED JOURNALIST. XXVI. THE ACHIEVEMENTS OF DR. PERKINS. XXVII. GENERAL TRUMPS OF THE MILITIA. XXVIII. THE MISDIRECTED ENERGIES OF MR. BRADLEY. XXIX. THE TRIALS OF MR. KEYSER, GRANGER. XXX. MR. BANGER'S AUNT. XXXI. VARIOUS THINGS. ILLUSTRATIONS
ELBOW-ROOM MR. FOGG AS A MESMERIST A NOVEL MOUSETRAP A PERPLEXED MULE THE SECRETARY IS ALARMED MR. BUTTERWICK'S HORSE LIES DOWN THE BATTLE OF CANNÆ. MR. BARNES PROPOSES THE CARBOLIC DOOR-MAT THE GARDENER RETREATS TREADING WATER THE HEATHEN CLOTHE THEMSELVES THE JUDGE'S COW A TOMBSTONE CONTRACT MR. POTTS' MOUSE SHOOTING A BURGLAR A FLAT-IRON WEDDING AN EXCITED OLD LADY THE CAT SUCCUMBS HOW THE PIG WAS KILLED MR. SPOONER IS ALARMED THE LITTLE BABY-BEAR THE GOLDFISH TRICK. A CURTAILMENT AN INDIGNANT GUNNER CONFESSING THEIR FAULTS FORCED TO DO DUTY THE EARLY COCK THE AFFAIR AT THE POULTRY-SHOW THE SHERIFF IS MAD MR. SMITH'S GRIEF A SCARED FAMILY DR. SLUGG'S INVENTION JOE MIDDLES A COURT SCENE A DOG FOR SALE SMITH'S BOY RETREATS BANG!!! THE WANDERING JEW SIMPSON'S CASE THE GENERAL IN A RAGE "TAKE HER, YOUNG MAN!" BRADLEY'S CRADLE THE NEW MOTOR A QUEER PLANT TOO MUCH OF A BORE. BALLAST MAJOR SLOTT'S TIGER FACING THE TIGER. CHAPTER I
PROLOGUE. THE ADVANTAGES OF ELBOW-ROOM
CHAPTER II
THE TERRIBLE MISHAP TO MR. FOGG'S BABY
CHAPTER III
INTERNAL NAVIGATION.—AN UNFORTUNATE INVENTOR
THE REPORT
CHAPTER IV
THE FACTS IN REFERENCE TO MR. BUTTERWICK'S HORSE
THE BILL
CHAPTER V
SOME EDUCATIONAL FACTS
CHAPTER VI
THE EDITOR OF THE PATRIOT
CHAPTER VII
HOW MR. BUTTERWICK PURSUED HORTICULTURE
CHAPTER VIII
THE MEETING AND ITS MISSIONARY WORK
CHAPTER IX
JUDGE TWIDDLER'S COW
CHAPTER X
OUR CIVIL SERVICE
CHAPTER XI
FUNEREAL AND CONJUGAL
CHAPTER XII
A NEW MRS. TOODLES.—POTTS' ADVENTURES
CHAPTER XIII
THE RACES, AND SOME OTHER THINGS
CHAPTER XIV
RESPECTING CERTAIN SAVAGES
CHAPTER XV
LOVE, SUFFERING AND SUICIDE
CHAPTER XVI
MR. FOGG AS A SPORTSMAN AND A SPOUSE
CHAPTER XVII
HOW WE CONDUCT A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN
CHAPTER XVIII
THE MATUTINAL ROOSTER
CHAPTER XIX
AN UNRULY METER.—SCENES IN A SANCTUM
CHAPTER XX
HIGH ART
CHAPTER XXI
CERTAIN DENTAL EXPERIENCES.—AN UNFORTUNATE OFFICIAL
CHAPTER XXII
JUSTICE, AND A LITTLE INJUSTICE
CHAPTER XXIII
THE TRAMP WITH GENIUS AND WITHOUT IT
CHAPTER XXIV
THE DOG OF MR. BUTTERWICK'S, AND OTHER DOGS
CHAPTER XXV
A PERSECUTED JOURNALIST
BANG!!!
CHAPTER XXVI
THE ACHIEVEMENTS OF DR. PERKINS
CHAPTER XXVII
GENERAL TRUMPS OF THE MILITIA
CHAPTER XXVIII
THE MISDIRECTED ENERGIES OF MR. BRADLEY
CHAPTER XXIX
THE TRIALS OF MR. KEYSER, GRANGER
CHAPTER XXX
MR. BANGER'S AUNT
CHAPTER XXXI
VARIOUS THINGS
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"Your committee has given much thought and patient examination to the plan of Mr. Thompson McGlue. He suggests that the mules shall be clad in submarine armor and made to walk under water along the bottom of the canal, being fed with air through a pump. As we have never seen a mule in action while decorated with submarine armor, we are unable to say with positiveness what his conduct would be under such circumstances. But the objections to the plan are of a formidable character. The mule would, of course, be wholly excluded from every opportunity to view the scenery upon the route, and we fear that this would have a tendency to discourage him. Being under water, too, he might be tempted to stop frequently for the purpose of nibbling at the catfish encountered by him, and this would distract his attention from his work. Somebody would have to dive whenever he got his hind leg over the tow-line; and when the water was muddy, he might lose his way and either pull the boat in the wrong direction or be continually butting against the bank.
The prize has not yet been awarded. It is thought that the canal company will have to make it larger before they secure exactly what they want.
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