It’s Not What You Think and Memoirs of a Fruitcake 2-in-1 Collection
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Chris Evans. It’s Not What You Think and Memoirs of a Fruitcake 2-in-1 Collection
Copyright
Contents
Dedication
Note to Reader
Table of Contents
Preface
Prologue. Top 10 Stories Still. to Come…
Top 10 Basic Facts about Christopher Evans
Top 10 Things I Remember about My Dad
Top 10 Best Things about Mrs Evans Senior
Top 10 Double Acts
Top 10 Resounding Memories of Primary-school Life
Top 10 Tastes, C. Evans, 1966-86
Top 10 First Memories of Going to School
Top 10 Weird Things about Teachers from a Kid’s Point of View
Top 10 Deaths
Top 10 Favourite Jobs (Other than Showbiz)
Top 10 Bosses I’ve Worked For
Top 10 Treats*
Top 10 Girls—Actually Women—I Thought about Before I Had My First Girlfriend
Top 10 Schoolboy Errors
Tina and Chris: The Epilogue
Top 10 Things I’m Rubbish at
Top 10 Things that Freak Me Out
Top 10 Things I Remember from School Lessons
Top 10 Best DJs I Have Ever Heard
Top 10 First Commercial Radio Stations in the UK
Top 10 Most Significant Cars in My Life
Top 10 Items of Technology in the Evans Household, circa 1983
Top 10 Things to Consider When Attempting to Make a Move in Your Career
Top 10 Things a Boss Should Never Do
Top 10 Things to Do When the Cards Are Stacked Against You
Top 10 Business Names I Have Been Involved in
Top 10 Dance Floor Fillers for Mobile DJ C. Evans circa 1985*
Top 10 Memories of the great Piccadilly Radio exponential learning curve
Top 10 Things that Will Happen to You and that You Will Have to Accept
Top 10 Genuine Names of 80s Nightclubs in the North West of England
Top 10 Stars Recognised by a Single Name
Top 10 Records I remember from My Piccadilly Radio Days
Top 10 Things Never to Joke about on the Air
Top 10 Christmas Presents
Top 10 Things No One Tells You about London
Top 10 Legends I Have Worked With
Top 10 Books that Have Inspired Me and at Times Kept Me Sane
Top 10 Jobs at a Radio Station —in My Very Biased Opinion
Top 10 Pivotal Moments in My Career
Top 10 Things that Make a Successful Radio Show (the type of shows I do, that is)
Top 10 Seminal Items of Technology that Had the World Aghast
Top 10 Pads
Top 10 Things to Take to a Meeting if You Think You are Going to get Shafted
Top 10 Memories of The Big Breakfast
Top 10 Female Pop Stars
Top 10 Things to Consider When You Split Up with Someone
Top 10 Songs Regularly Murdered at Karaoke
Top 10 TV Shows
Top 10 Expletives
Top 10 Great Questions to be Asked
Top 10 Reasons to Stay Friends with Your Ex
Top 10 Memories of Radio 1
Top 10 Bands on Radio 1 During Our Watch
Top 10 TFI Moments
Top 10 Things that are True about Showbiz
Top 10 Signs You Are Losing the Plot
Top 10 Things a Celeb Should Never Do
Top 10 Things I Think About—Other than My Wife and Family
Top 10 Offers I Have Declined
Top 10 Best Bits of Advice
Top 10 Most Useless States of Mind
Top 10 Things that Help Get a Deal Done
Top 10 Mantras
Top 10 Things People Put Off
Top 10 Reasons Why I Presume Capital Never Took Us Seriously
Top 10 Human Responses I Experienced Leading up to the Deal
Top 10 Houses I Have Found Myself In For One Reason Or Another
Appendix it is what you think…notes from the cast. NAME: Zig and Zag
NAME: Charlie Parsons
NAME: Gaby Roslin
NAME: Kim Wilde
NAME: Matthew Bannister
NAME: Michael Grade
NAME: Timmy Mallett
NAME: Rachel Tatton Brown
NAME: Will
NAME: David Campbell
NAME: Duncan Grey
NAME: Suzi Aplin
NAME: Michael Gates
NAME: Jade, Chris Evans’s daughter
NAME: Danny Baker
NAME: Minnie Evans, Chris’s mum
Acknowledgements
About the Author
Picture Section
Dedication
Contents
INTRODUCTION TOP 10 HIGHLIGHTS OF MY TALE SO FAR
PART ONE
TOP 10 ‘TURNS’ I HAVE EMPLOYED
TOP 10 THINGS A PROPRIETOR SHOULD NEVER DO
TOP 10 CRAZY THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR MONEY
TOP 10 MUST HAVES WHEN I BUILT MY DREAM HOUSE
TOP 10 RESTAURANTS I’LL NEVER FORGET
TOP 10 UNFORGETTABLE SHOWBIZ MOMENTS
TOP 10 THINGS THAT COME IN A BOTTLE
TOP 10 PERKS I GAVE OUT AS A BOSS
TOP 10 DODGY DECISIONS I HAVE MADE
TOP 10 WAYS DRINKING TOO MUCH LEADS TO FOOLING YOURSELF
TOP 10 QUOTES TO GET YOU THROUGH MOMENTS OF DOUBT
TOP 10 THINGS DRINKING CAN DESTROY
TOP 10 FACTS ABOUT SLEEP
TOP 10 BAD THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK
TOP 10 THINGS PEOPLE OFTEN THINK I AM BUT I’M NOT
PART TWO
TOP 10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU’RE IN LOVE
TOP 10 FAB HOTELS I’VE STAYED IN
TOP 10 THINGS THAT MAKE A WEDDING BRILLIANT
TOP 10 REALLY BAD CAREER MOVES THAT I HAVE EXPERIENCED
TOP 10 REASONS WHY I LOVE CALIFORNIA
TOP 10 CELEBRITY ENCOUNTERS
TOP 10 GREAT THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR MONEY
TOP 10 VISIONARIES
TOP 10 THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BRITAIN
TOP 10 TURKEYS I HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN
TOP 10 THINGS TO DO WHEN THE SHIT’S ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN
TOP 10 SATURDAY NIGHT TELEVISION TREATS
TOP 10 MOMENTS WHEN YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO LET GO
PART THREE
TOP 10 THINGS I’VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH
TOP 10 FRUITCAKE MOMENTS
TOP 10 TV/RADIO JOBS I HAVE TURNED DOWN
TOP 10 THINGS I’VE LEARNED ABOUT MARRIAGE
TOP 10 JOHNS/JONS/JOHNNYS/JONNYS/ JOHNNIES/JONATHANS I KNOW
TOP 10 THINGS I WANTED AS A KID
TOP 10 THINGS I LOVE ABOUT FERRARIS
TOP 10 THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOU FAIL TO CONFRONT AN AWKWARD SITUATION
TOP 10 THINGS TO BEAR IN MIND IF YOU EVER GET YOUR OWN RADIO SHOW
TOP 10 MOST PIVOTAL MESSAGES I HAVE EVER RECEIVED (IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER – NOT IN ORDER OF IMPORTANCE)
TOP 10 THINGS THAT YOU LEARN TO ACCEPT AS YOU GROW OLDER
TOP 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT THE MORNINGS
TOP 10 THINGS A PRODUCER DOES FOR A DJ (WELL, MINE FOR ME, TO BE MORE PRECISE)
TOP 10 WHAT IFS ABOUT TAKING OVER EUROPE’S MOST POPULAR BREAKFAST RADIO SHOW
POSTSCRIPT TOP 10 THINGS I STILL WANT TO DO
Also by the Author:
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Cover
Title Page
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Top 10 Things No One Tells You about London
Top 10 Legends I Have Worked With
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