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Christopher Morley. In the Sweet Dry and Dry
In the Sweet Dry and Dry
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DEDICATED TO G. K. CHESTERTON. MOST DELIGHTFUL OF MODERN DECANTERBURY PILGRIMS
FOREWORD
IN THE SWEET DRY AND DRY
CHAPTER I. MYSTERY OF THE UNEXPECTED JULEP
THE CORPORATION FOR THE PERPETUATION OF HAPPINESS. 1316 Caraway Street. Virgil Quimbleton, Associate Director
CHAPTER II. THE HOUSE ON CARAWAY STREET
CHAPTER III. INCIDENT OF THE GOOSEBERRY BOMBS
CHAPTER IV. THE GREAT WAR BEGINS
CHAPTER V. THE TREACHERY OF MISS CHUFF
CHAPTER VI. DEPARTED SPIRITS
CHAPTER VII. THE DECANTERBURY PILGRIMS
COMPULSORY DRINKING STATION. Adults, 1 quart. Children, 1 pint. THIRST FORBIDDEN BETWEEN HERE AND THE NEXT STATION
CHAPTER VIII. WITH BENEFIT OF CLERGY
CHAPTER IX. THE ELECTION
RALLY ROUND THE FLAGON. VOTE FOR. PURPLEVEIN. THE PRACTICAL MAN
ABSINTHE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER VOTE FOR CYNTHIA
OUR SLOGAN IS SLOE GIN
BLEAK DOESN'T NEED THE JOB—HE'S SOUSED ALREADY
CHAPTER X. E PLURIBUS UNUM!
TO THE PERPETUAL SOUSE, ONE MILE
AEDES TEMULENTI PERPETUI. E PLURIBUS UNUM
CHAPTER XI. IT'S A LONG WORM THAT HAS NO TURNING
AT THE NEXT ELECTION. For Perpetual Souse. VOTE FOR CHUFF. The People's Friend
