Things Even González Can't Fix

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Christy Chilimigras. Things Even González Can't Fix

Things Even González Can’t Fix. Christy Chilimigras

Bandy Legs and Black Bob

Attempted Death by Condiment

Channelling Elton

Scoring with my Father

Fuck the Birds and the Bees

Mustard, Mustard and Heineken

Why Does My Body Insist?

Run, Valentia, Run

The Ready-to-Burst Blue House

A Village of Idiots and Children

I Fucking Hate Addicts

Have You Started Watching Porn Yet?

Breakfast Bong Tequila Sunset

Olive Oil

Declaration of Green Day

I’m Not Being Sex-Trafficked, I Swear

Disease? What Disease?

Things Even González Can’t Fix

A Dealer Named Blacktooth … Or Twelve of Them

Our Love is a Monkey’s Wedding

Hoot, Hoot

Wicked Ice Tea

Bank of Christy

My Neighbours, The Ravers

The Italian

Reunion of the Wendywood Girls

BDSM, Erectile Dysfunction, Role-play and Anal Sex

The Italian, My Father and Sherlock-Fucking-Holmes

Milk

Acknowledgements

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‘Of all the ways you can kill yourself, using a bottle of tomato sauce is, I suspect, uncommon, says the narrator in this unusually frank account of a life of addiction. To which I might add: of all the ways to kill a person, pummelling him or her to death with knobkerries of dry humour is equally uncommon.

‘But when you’re finished laughing you can’t help but sit back and think. Very hard.’

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One day she finds the strength to call my Nono.

‘I need your help.’

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