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Clare Christian. The Playground Mafia
CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION
HOT MUM
SPORTY MUM
HELICOPTER MUM
OFSTED MUM
MIDLIFE CRISIS DAD
CHAV MUM
TITTLE-TATTLE MUM
WANNABE WAG MUM
EARTH MUM
TOYBOY DAD
DEEPLY DISSATISFIED MUM
MISTRESS MUM
PUSHY MUM
SNOOTY MUM
ONE-SON MUM
SPORTY DAD
FLAKY MUM
FLIRTY MUM
MARY POPPINS MUM
PTA MUM
HOT DAD
CORPORATE MUM
BOHEMIAN MUM
DRAMA MUM
GODFATHER MUM
HARASSED WORKING MUM
COMPETITIVE MUM
NAUGHTY CHILD MUM
SWINGER MUM
LIKE-MINDED MUM
THE PLAYGROUND MAFIA COCKTAIL PARTY
SEX ON THE BEACH (HOT MUM)
JOGGING ON THE BEACH (SPORTY MUM)
SHINY NAIL (HELICOPTER MUM)
GIN AND TONIC (OFSTED MUM)
HAIRY NAVEL (MIDLIFE CRISIS DAD)
PINT OF SNAKEBITE (CHAV MUM)
LOOSE LIPS (TITTLE-TATTLE MUM)
ORANGE STRIPTEASE (WANNABE WAG MUM)
HAIRY VIRGIN (EARTH MUM)
ALCOPOP (TOYBOY DAD)
GREEN HEADACHE (DEEPLY DISSATISFIED MUM)
HANKY PANKY (MISTRESS MUM)
HURRICANE (PUSHY MUM)
OLD ETONIAN (SNOOTY MUM)
GIN FIZZ (ONE-SON MUM)
BALTIMORE BRACER (SPORTY DAD)
DIZZY FIZZ SLAMMER (FLAKY MUM)
FLIRTINI (FLIRTY MUM)
HARVEY WALLBANGER WITH ADDED SACCHARINE (MARY POPPINS MUM)
ONE-BALLED DICTATOR (PTA MUM)
ABSOLUT HUNK (HOT DAD)
MANHATTAN (CORPORATE MUM)
CRAZY COCKTAIL (BOHEMIAN MUM)
RUM SWIZZLE (DRAMA MUM)
THE GODFATHER (GODFATHER MUM)
ANY DREGS SHE CAN LAY HER HANDS ON (HARASSED WORKING MUM)
PIMM’S NO. 1 COCKTAIL (COMPETITIVE MUM)
PARALYZER (NAUGHTY CHILD MUM)
DIRTY SWINGERS (SWINGER MUM)
LIKE-MINDED MUM
COLLECTIVE NOUNS FOR THE PLAYGROUND MAFIA
THE PLAYGROUND MAFIA SCOREBOARD
A FINAL WORD
COPYRIGHT
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This book belongs to
The Playground Mafia on my behalf to give me time to write this book. CC
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The other mums spit their disapproval as she walks in (‘She’s not wearing a bra!’ we hiss at each other) while the dads goggle in excitement (‘She’s not wearing a bra!’) before knocking over their wine in their hurry to place their jacket across their lap to hide the inevitable trouser tents.
So, we may hate her for her looks, her actions and the way our husbands turn into gormless morons if she passes within 15 feet (admittedly with some husbands it’s difficult to tell) but we have to grudgingly admit:
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