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Dave Basham. Prison Puzzle Pieces
THE SHORTEST CHAPTER EVER
DEDICATED TO
NOT DEDICATED TO – PREFERABLY DEAD
BOOMER. OUR FIRST ENCOUNTER
OUR SECOND ENCOUNTER
BARBER BOOMER
BUILDING A GOOD CREW
GOOD TIMES
LOCK YOURSELF IN
TO THE FAMILY OF SERGEANT DODGE
FRIENDS FIGHT FEROCIOUSLY
CO 1 OBLIVIOUS
IT NEVER HURTS TO HEAR THAT
BOOMER'S DEMISE
DA GANGSTA
INTRODUCTION – STOP READING NOW! YOUR MIND IS AT RISK! THIS MONSTER
TITLE EVOLUTION
PLACEMENT OF PIECES
CONFLICT
RELATIONSHIPS
UNDERSTANDING
DOUBLE DUTY
REASONS TO WRITE THESE BOOKS
NAMES WERE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE IDIOTS
SECURITY & SAFETY
THE PITCH
SOME BACKGROUND ON ME. WHY WRITE A SECTION ABOUT ME
HOW DID I WIND UP IN HELL BEFORE I EVEN DIED?
FRESH RAW MEAT
MY PERSPECTIVES – WE ARE CREATED
FEAR
EMOTIONS
NEVER LIE
WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT
WHY THERE ARE NOT A LOT OF BOOKS LIKE THIS
REGULAR MIND VS IRREGULAR MIND
CYA
SHIFT HISTORY
NUMBSKULL
BASHAM ERA ENDS IN B-WEST
MOVIN' ON OUT
BASHAM ERA BEGINS IN A-EAST
BACK TO B-WEST FOR ONE NIGHT
HISTORY OF STILLWATER PRISON IN BAYPORT. WHY
FACT OR FICTION
SHOW ME
LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION
YOUNGER BROTHERS
NORTHFIELD BANK FIASCO
TWIN PRISONS BY THE TWIN CITIES
ACADEMY #81. MELDING MYSTICAL MINDS
ACADEMY X-PERIANCES
ACADEMY HODGE PODGE FOR 2000
ACADEMY GRADUATION SPEECH
THE GRADUATION SPEEECH
REACTIONS
PAST MODELING CAREER
IT BECAME OFFICIAL
ACADEMY INSTRUCTOR. IPC
ACADEMY LESSONS
I WONDERED WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM
TOP 10 LIST
DEFINITIONS, ACRONYMS AND OTHER STUFF. NECESSARY INFORMATIOM
ACRONYMS VERSES INITIALISMS
FLAG TIME
NO FLAG TIME FOR A LONG TIME
BUBBLE
THE A TEAM: A-LEVEL RESPONSE
B-LEVEL RESPONSE
SALLYPORT
WALKED OUT
TIER, GALLEY, GALLERY
UNIT, CELL HALL, CELLBLOCK
LOCKED OUT
BOSSES, HONCHOS
MEAT
CHIMO – CHOMO
REMEMBER ALL OF THESE, REALLY!
FIRST WATCH
BREAKING POLICY
DON'T TELL ME TO BE QUIET
WANNA BET
LAUREL & HARDY ROUTINE
NIGHTTIME UA
MSU – MINIMUM SECURITY UNIT
CAR PATROL
GHOST OF ATLANTIS
INDUSTRY
THE ROUTINE
DUCK FEET
HITTING THE WALL
THE BLOCKS
CURING AN ITCH
RACIST WANTED ME TO KISS HIS BLACK ASS
FAKER OR NOT
NIGHT TIME SHAKEDOWN
FORGETFULNESS, THEFT OR BOTH
ESCALATION & COPY CATS
COLOR BANDS. COLOR BANDS
AN EXAMPLE
LYING SCUMBAG AND VERBAL JIVE
DINING HALL DYNAMICS
NOT GOOD AT MAGIC
TIMING
REPUTATION
INMATES KNOW WHAT EACH OFFICER WILL DO
TO SHUT DOWN OR NOT TO SHUT DOWN
WANTING TO GET CAUGHT
TOO FRUGAL
NORGE REPAIRMAN
SOMETHING STUPID
MENTALITY THAT GOT HIM HERE
SAGGING
DOCUMENT TRIVIAL DETAILS
FART MAN
WRONG PLACE TO FINGER
ONE OF MY ASSAULTS
THEY ACCUMULATE VIOLATIONS
A SERVING OF BLOOD
WE ALL KNOW THAT GAME
ADDING UP THE VIOLATIONS
THAT DOESN'T WORK WITH ME BUCKO
SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED A CANE
MYSTERY SOLVED
ANOTHER ASSAULT
MYSTERY NOT SOLVED
DON'T MESS WITH A PSYCHO
HARD(LY) WORKER
AT A BOY
IT'S JUST A JOB
SOME THINK THEY HAVE CONTROL
WARDEN WAS AWARE
APPLE MAN
SAME OLD THING
WHERE DO WE GO
SO THAT'S HOW IT IS
NOT AS SMART AS HE THOUGHT
TOO MANY GANG BANGERS
AMAZING
FROOT LOOP BANDIT
BEST FOODS BEST COOKS
SEG WAS FULL
MYSTERY LIQUID
MORE PROTIEN
PROBLEM COMB
FAKE DROP GAME
YES, WE'RE ANAL
KEEP THEM HEALTHY
LESS SUGAR FOR LUNCH
FIVE WEEK MENU
KITES
KITE 1
KITE 2
KITE 3
KITE 4
KITE 5
KITE 6
KITE 7
KITE 8
KITE 9
REPORT WRITING. BE HARSH WITH ME
INVESTIGATIVE CELL RESTRICTION
LOSS OF PRIVILEGES
SECURITY CENTER OR ESCORTED OUT
SEGREGATION
HEARINGS
TECHNIQUES FOR REDUCING VIOLATION REPORTS
PROGRESSIVE DISCIPLINE & LOP
OAK PARK HEIGHTS. SEND ME NOW
A TYPICAL DAY ON SECOND WATCH
START GETTING READY THE DAY BEFORE
TRAFFIC
DON'T FRONT THEM OFF
FIRST SALLYPORT & VENTING
SECOND SALLYPORT
GEAR & MACE
MORNING BRIEFING & SOILED BRIEFS
THIRD SALLYPORT
BLOCK OFFICER
IT'S A CRIME, INMATE MENTOR
HOOCH TIP
DECISION MAKING
WHO TO LISTEN TO
GENIUS
STAYING HEALTHY
GETTING TO KNOW HIM
PHONES. STILL ABLE TO VICTIMIZE
NO PHONE LIST
PHONE ALARMS
PROTECT YOUR PIN NUMBER
GANG CONTROL
GOTTA STEAL SOMETHING
CAREER CRIMINAL IN TRAINING
INFAMOUS – CRAIG BJORK & EDWIN CURRY
EDWIN CURRY
CRAIG BJORK
THE KITCHEN MURDER
PAT SEARCH ROUTINE
WHEN PRISON BUDDIES SQUABBLE
MORE PUZZLE PIECES. FIRST STOP
TOUGH GUYS WILL COMPLY
WISDOM FOR THE INCARCERATED
IDIOTS CAN BE FUNNY
THE TERMINATOR
CHANGED
OUT, BACK AND OUT AGAIN
CAPTAIN RESPECT
DON'T WISH ME A MERRY CHRISTMAS
LEARN ENGLISH
TALK ABOUT BAD LUCK
INMATE OBSERVATIONS
PEG LEG PETE
WHERE'D THE MEMORIES GO
GOING STRAIGHT
ONE PISSED OFF INMATE
WHEN GEESE ATTACK
TRYING TO MAKE IT BETTER, DESPITE THE SYSTEM
WHAT COUNTRY AM I IN
HORNY INMATE
SO THAT'S HOW YOU DOIN' ME
KICKING A SIGNIFICANT VIOLATION
CAN'T SAY WE DIDN'T TRY
SOME SENTENCES ARE NOT LONG ENOUGH
NOT YOUR CHOICE
REBEL FILMWORKS
DENIED
I NEED HERB
GATE MONEY
INDIGNANT INDIGENTS
35W BRIDGE COLLAPSE
GOOD HIDING PLACE
STUCK FOR YOU
INFAMOUS – LARRY DONNELL HILL
GOOD, BAD, UGLY ME. FIRST INCIDENT REPORT
AN UNSAVORY EDUCATION
A COMPLIMENT? IN THIS PLACE?
REVIEWED
FIRST DISCIPLINARY INCIDENT REPORT I WROTE; THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT
THE HISTORIC FIRST
HE HAD MY BACK
LABELED A SNITCH
STEVEN SEGAL
ASSAULT AVERTED
PUPPET FOR PROMOTION
JUST FOLLOWING POLICY
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
FIRE EYES
BEING BLIND SIDED
ORGANIZED INMATES, A BAD THING
SKILLED OMISSION
THEY'RE AFRAID, THEY'RE VERY AFRAID
RESTRAIN THYSELF
TIME TO LEAVE
BURNED BRIDGES
REQUESTED
CAPTAIN SCREW OFF
OFFICER THOUGHTFUL
LETTER OF APPRECIATION
INTAKE PACKET
INTAKE PACKET
ARE WE REALLY DEALING WITH THIS SHIT. IT'S THE JOB
VAPORS
DRAMA QUEEN
PLAYING DUMB WHEN YOU ARE DUMB
HE IS OUT AMONG US
DOUBLE VIOLATION
I WANT TO JOIN THE TALIBAN
CHRONIC WEENIE PAIN IN THE ASS
ADULT SIZED CHILDREN
FRIEND'S FUN
ELEMENTARY PROBLEMS
TAKE MY SHIT, PLEASE
NOT SMART TO CUSS OUT A COP
INEFFECTIVE LIAR
PUNKS RETURN
TEMPTATION
BRING IN MY MA
LITTLE CONSEQUENCE
MUST LIE BETTER
JUVENILE BEHAVIOR
WE ARE HERE TO HARASS
IT'S PART OF THE JOB
THE ANSWER'S THE SAME
POWER PLAYS DO NOT WORK
GO AHEAD AND FREEZE
WHAT DID WE LEARN
LAUGHABLE IDIOTS
I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER
LIFE OF A CHILD MOLESTER
HOW TO FLOOD
DEFIANT INMATE'S PLAN
DISRESPECTFUL INMATE, WELL DUH!
HARASSMENT
SOME NEVER LEARN
"NICE ASS" FROM AN ASS
KEEP THEM IN SEG
DISRUPTIVE RELIGIOUSLY
NOT A MODEL CITIZEN
I JUST TELL MYSELF, I GET PAID BY THE HOUR
NOTE FROM A SARGE
STRANGE IS NORMAL
PEER PRESSURE WORKS GREAT
ASSAULTS – EXTORTION – INTIMIDATION. ASSAULT BY OTHERS
EFFICIENT ASSAILANT
ALWAYS KEEP AN EAR OUT
TIPS APPRECIATED
CLUMSY
ATTEMPTED MURDER
INMATE CONNECTIONS
THREAT TO ACHIEVE A GOAL
HISPANIC GANG WAR
NOT ALL PENS ARE USED FOR WRITING
SOME WATCH THEIR LANGUAGE
PINBALL WIZARD
PMB VS NAZI LOW RIDER
ENTREPRENEUR
VIOLENT HOCKEY GAME
REQUEST TO BE BEATEN
DON'T FLUSH THE EVIDENCE
CONSENSUAL BEATING
REQUEST DENIED
QUICK TRIP TO THE HOLE
TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE
SNITCH OR NOT
SORTING IT OUT
SLEEP TIGHT
ASSAILANT LOSES
PAINFUL WEAPONS
WIENER
THE SIGN WAS THERE
IT'S NOT SMART TO FOOL WITH THE SARGE
NOT SO SMART
SOUTHERN EXTORTIONIST
PART OF THE GAME
PREDATOR
INTIMIDATION DENIED
RUSH CITY ASSAULT
REASON FOR ZERO HORSEPLAY TOLERANCE
MAIL. A FOR EFFORT & CREATIVITY
REOFFENDING IS FOR SURE
MAIL REFUSAL
OMBUDSMAN
RACISM. 9-11
RACIST INTIMIDATION TACTIC
LITTLE HITLER, TRAINING BY A RACIST
LITTLE HITLER'S COWARDICE COMES THROUGH
RACIST GETS HIS COME UP-UNS
RACIST MUSLIM
HOW MANY MORONS CAN I PISS OFF
CULTURE?
MISTER INNOCENT MUSLIM
FAILING WITH USING THE BLACK CARD
ADVERTISING RACIST
WHY WIGGERS WHY
COUNT HIM RACIST
ACCURATE QUOTES
TIPS. GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS
ASSAULT PLANNED
OBSERVING & LISTENING
FLOOR WAX THIEF
VISITING. FEMALE MALE RATIO
VISITING ROOM
FRONT DESK
VISITING ROOM BUBBLE
WHAT I HEARD AND OBSERVED
WHAT I WAS TOLD
DON'T VIOLATE VISITING ROOM POLICIES
COMING SOON – A BROTHER
WHERE'S THAT TATTOO!
INTIMIDATE TO MANIPULATE
AUNTIE LOVE
I SUGGEST NO CONTACT VISITS FOR THIS ONE
DISRESPECT OR CON GAME
VISIT OR CHOW
SEND HER TO SHAKOPEE WOMEN'S PRISON
NOT AS COOL AS HE THOUGHT
SEG CAN BE A GOOD PLACE
OFFICERS BLAMED AGAIN
NUTS & BUTTS. NOT FOR ME
MENTALITY OF SOME
DINGLE BERRIES ON A BLACK MAN'S ASS
UNABLE TO SHAKE IT
EAGER BEAVER
TA DAH
CHOW HOUND – MY MOST BLATANT ENEMY
CONCLUSION
