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Dave Basham. Prison Puzzle Pieces 2
THE SHORTEST CHAPTER EVER
PROTECTION ORDER, YEAH RIGHT! FALSE ESTEEM
WHY ME
INMATE CODE
THEY KNOW MORE THAN WE DO
DRUGS, HOOCH, GAMBLING. LIGHT THAT DOOBIE
GAMBLING
HOOCH SUPPLIES
NO MORE HOOCH INGREDIENT
STAND UP CON
TRIFECTA
SOME GUYS WILL SWALLOW ANYTHING
KNOWLEDGE CAN BE DANGEROUS
PARTY ON DUDES
DISOBEYING IS WORSE THAN POT IN THE POT
DON’T TELL ME WHAT NOT TO DO
PCP
NAZI HOOCH
COPPING SUGAR
DIVERSION TACTICS
MOVING ODERS
GOOD HIDING SYSTEM
A NOSE FOR HOOCH
WELLBUTRIN
HIGH ON PAPER
ORANGE YOU GONNA SEARCH ME
AMATEUR BIG SHOT
POLICY VIOLATORS. PLAYING THE GAME
EXCEPTIONS TO POLICY
ENFORCING POLICIES THAT I HATED
NOT ON MY WATCH
DON’T YOU KNOW HOW TO USE A SPOTTER?
CATCH 22
PRIORITIZE
ATTITUDE
REDUCE VIOLATIONS BY COACHING
AREA DICTATES VIOLATION TYPE
CELL BAR OBSTRUCTION, REMOVE THE PANELS
COMMON SENSE VS POLICY
HE THOUGHT WRONG
HEADPHONE POLICY REFUSAL
IDENTIFICATION TAGS, ID POLICY REFUSAL
WELL SCREW ME
DA DO RAG RAG
HEADGEAR POLICY, ENFORCING IT
JUST A PLAIN OLD IDIOT
GETTING TO KNOW ME
REASON FOR NON ALTERING POLICY
LOCKDOWN / SHAKEDOWN. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
INMATE CLEANLINESS
REASONS THEY WANT TO KNOW
PREPARATIONS
CONTRABAND
PROCEDURE
FEEDING
NO MOVES UNTIL WE ARE DONE
CLUTTERED CELLS
STUCK WITH A SLACKER
TRASH RETALIATION
D HALL DIVA
LOCKDOWN SEARCH PROCEDURES
NOTE TO INMATES
EMAILS FROM VARIOUS LOCKDOWNS
DOUBLE BUNKED 2004. POLICY MANIPULATION
THEY CAN'T MAKE UP THEIR MINDS
WILD WILD WEST
JANUARY 2004: NO NEED FOR B.S
RULE CHANGES
IT’S STARTING ALREADY
WHAT
FEBRUARY: TRACKING BUNKS
HISTORIC CHANGES
INMATE WANTED PRESIDENT’S DAY OFF
SEG FULL OF MY GUYS
A1 LT
BUBBLE HELL
MARCH: ANGRY ASSAULTER
THEY’D RATHER GO TO SEG
OOPS, NOT AGAIN AND AGAIN
TWO MONTHS LATE AND NO TEETH
MAYBE IF I LIE
WANTED SEG, BUT HAD TO STAY
BABY YOU MOVE ME
NEW SCHEDULE
CHANGE WATCH TIMES
SECURE FACILITY EARLIER
RESPECTFUL DISOBEYING
NURSE SAFETY
APRIL: EFFICIENT BLOOD DISTRIBUTION
DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT
PSYCHOPATH WARNING
MAY: Q & A ON DOUBLE BUNKING
HERE’S A BETTER REASON
HATE MY CURLS
I DON’T LIKE IT HERE
JUNE: INTIMIDATION TACTICS
DO YOUR JOB, BUT DON’T
GLOVES COVER UP ASSAULTS
IT’S NOT NICE TO TRY TO FOOL OFFICER BASHAM
DON’T CROSS THE BLACK LINE - WEAR YOUR ID’S
TREAT ME NICE
DON’T FOLLOW INMATE DIRECTIVES
YOU’RE A LIAR
JULY: YOU’RE NOT AS SNEAKY AS YOU THOUGHT
TIME TO PISS THEM OFF
JUST A QUICK BREAK FROM SEG
BUT I’M AN AUTHOR
I’LL DO WHAT I WANT
CHARGE THEM OVER AND OVER
IT HIT THE FAN
I’LL KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR YOU
THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT
RECORD LOCKDOWN BEGINS
SUPER TRASHED
COME UPINS’ WILL COME
DOUBLE BUNKING SHAKEDOWN VERY DIFFICULT
INEXPERIENCE
SHOWERS? WHY?
CONSTANT REBELLION
OH SO FOUL
INCITING
TOO MANY TO CATCH
WHO CREATES THE PROBLEMS
RIOT ATTEMPT FIZZLED
OFFICER SET UP
LOCKDOWN UPDATES
AUGUST: WE CAN FIX THIS
USING LOGIC
QUESTIONS FROM BOTH SIDES OF THE FENCE
BAD ASS CONTROL
INMATE JUSTICE
JOHN WAYNE LEADING THE CHARGE
A1 LT ASSAULTED
SINGLE BUNK THEM IN SEG
GETTING OUT TODAY, MAYBE NOT
AVOIDING HOT COFFEE
MAKE US A NEW OFFICER SCHEDULE
NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN
READY BIG MOUTH
THE BUNK ATTACKED ME
SEPTEMBER: UNSKILLED LIARS
I STRONGLY ADVISE
TREAT US FAIR, WE WANT MORE
COMPLAINTS ON ME
TEN AT ONCE
NUISANCE INMATES
OCTOBER: THIRTEEN MORE
THREATS ARE A QUICK WAY OUT
WATCH WHAT YOU SAY
CELL BAR OBSTRUCTIONS
INVISIBLE AUTHORIZATION
CONDUIT DISTRUCTION
HOW STUPID IS HE
PERSISTENCE
NOVEMBER: ATTITUDE DICTATES CHARGES
MY PEN WAS MIGHTIER THAN THEIR ARROGANCE
WANNA BE A SMART ASS, IT WORKS FOR ME
DECEMBER: ANOTHER EDICT ISSUED
SLAM, YOU LOSE
NOTHING LEFT TO TAKE AWAY
PETTY ASS DUDE
PETTY ASS M.F
CAN THE THIEF
DOUBLE BUNKED FEEDING. VOLATILE SITUATIONS
THIS FOOD WREAKS
OLD MILK
BREAD AND WATER
FEEDING AND ONLY FEEDING
VIOLENCE WON'T SOLVE ANYTHING
YOU'RE NOT THAT SPECIAL
BEHAVE LIKE A MAN
BURNT CHOW
JUST REFUSE TO OBEY, PLEASE
HOW NO CHOW
YES, RULES DO APPLY TO YOU
JUST TURN OFF THE DAMN TV
NOT A TOUCHY FEELY PLACE
HIS LIPS WERE MOVING
MISTER INNOCENT
MISTER CLEAN
TOO LATE NOW
DOING MY TIME IN 2005. JANUARY: FROM RANK TO RANKED
ASS FACE
GIVE THEM A BOOK!
HOW CAN WE MAKE IT WORSE
I GAVE YOU WHAT YOU WANTED
MARCH: TOO BAD FOR YOU, YOU KNOW IT ALL
HE’LL NEVER ADMIT TO BEING WRONG
FORGERIES
YOU’RE NOT COMPETENT
APRIL: THE REAL CON MAN
SARGE’S CELL PACKING POLICY NOT WORKING
SARGE’S STG POLICY NOT WORKING
JUNE: POWER EQUALS HOW MANY YOU INCITE
KNOW WHEN YOU CAN’T BE A SMART ASS
SARGE’S BUBBLE POLICY NOT WORKING
SARGE’S SWAMPER POLICY NOT WORKING
CONTROLLING STG'S
SARGE LEAVES FOR TWO MONTHS
ADDING INDUSTRY WORKERS
SARGE CAME BACK FOR LOCKDOWN
MORE MOVES
NOVEMBER: POOR TIRED CRANKY LITTLE BABY
VERBAL ABUSE
ATTITUDES
WASTE OF EFFORT
CONSTANT PRESSURE
MOVE ME/DON'T. IT’S NOT THE RITZ
YOU'RE TELLING ME?
ROUTINE TO CYA
NO RUSH
HOW MANY CHANCES DO THEY GET
REFUSING GOT HIM HIS WISH
MISTER SMOOTH
THREATS AND LIES
HEY! IT'S PRISON!
NOT AS SMART AS HE THOUGHT
REQUESTS DENIED
ONE
TWO
THREE
AUTHORIZED USE BY RACE
REQUEST GRANTED
A GANGSTER'S POLITE REQUEST
EFFECTIVE TECHNIQUE
POET
SPOILED INMATE
WHERE IS THAT CHURCH
OOZING WOUNDS
GUESS I WAS WRONG
GOOD STYLE
I SEE YOU
HIS CHOICE BECAME MINE
NO REHAB
FRUSTRATIONS
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006. PIDDLY POLICIES
THOSE WINTERTIME BLUES
PICKED ON THE WRONG GUY
BID TO SEG, PLEASE
FLIPPING
BLOODLETTING
THIEF SHOULD BE MORE DISCRETE
GREAT HULK IMPRESSION
CELL CHECKS. CELL CHECKS WITH ACCOUNTABILITY
CELL CHECK NOTICE
PROPERTY CHECK LISTS
COUNT. EXPLANATION
COUNT POLICY REFUSAL
YES, REFUSING IS A CONSTANT
OH WHAT A DAY
I CAN’T MOVE
DON’T SNAP YOUR FINGERS AT ME
MEGA MOVES
PASSING THE BUCK WILL FRONT YOU OFF
FEAR NO EVIL. KNOW WHEN TO TAKE A STAND
NOT EVERYONE’S FRIEND
PLAYING HERO
INFAMOUS - DENNIS LINEHAN
KEYS. LOST SET OF KEYS CYA
BRAKE SYSTEM
MY BAD, UNKNOWINGLY
MY LETTER OF REPRIMAND
LAZY OFFICERS CREATE PROBLEMS
OLD KEYS
SLEEPY
KITES
KITE 1
KITE 2
KITE 3
KITE 4
KITE 5
KITE 6
KITE 7
TAKE ME TO SEGREGATION. ONE BAD DECISION AFTER ANOTHER
IDIOT OR INTENT
CHOOSING SEG
PLAYING THE GAME
LOCK ME UP! PLEASE!
SEGREGATION. THEY'RE STALKING YOU
MENTALITY OF SEG RATS
MISTER INNOCENT & BABY OIL
STILL PUTTING UP WITH HIS CRAP
MISTER INNOCENT'S LAST RAGES
A COUPLE OF DAYS IN SEG
PISS TOWEL
IRRITANT
REQUEST GRANTED
WHAT A HOSER
FIREBUG
COMMON ASSAULT IN SEG
THREE NATIVE MOB JERKS
JUST ANOTHER ROUTINE DAY IN SEG
PMB VS NAZI
PISSED OFF FROM BEING PISSED ON
COWARDLY IDIOTS
WATER CUT OFF
CREATIVITY. TOP NOTCH BIBLE MAKER
A CONS CON
NO FOOL MADE THIS TOOL
EXCEPTIONS COULD BE DANGEROUS
INMATE FAMILIES. TOO FAR TO VISIT
STRANGE CONNECTIONS
SHOCKING NEWS
NEW OPINION NEEDED
JAMAICAN PREDATOR
MARSHALL FIELDS
FIGHTS. ROUTINE
FIGHT PLANS
STOP US
DETECTIVE 101
HEADS UP
STARTING THE DAY OFF RIGHT
MAINTAIN SECURITY
FALLING IS THEIR BEST EXCUSE
WHAT DO I KNOW
RETAILIATE AND YOU ARE CHARGED
PHONY FRIEND
TRYING TO PASS THE BUCK
ASSIGNED RATHER THAN EARNED AUTHORITY
SWAMPER BOSS. WHAT IS A SWAMPER
HOW DID I BECOME THE SWAMPER BOSS
WHY WAS I THE BEST
TERMINATE THE SLACKERS
INSTALL PRIDE
GET HARD WORKERS
FREEDOM TO OWN THEIR JOB
STRONG SUPPLY CELL GUY NEEDED
INSTITUTION IDIOCY
NEED TO BUILD A CREW
A GOOD CREW WILL KEEP YOU BUSY
INSTITUTION ROAD BLOCKS
BEST IN THE ENTIRE DOC
FIGHTING JEALOUSY
PROBLEM SWAMPER
ENTER SGT. COP WANNA BE
TOOK MY STYLE TO ANOTHER BLOCK
FIXING DECADES OF NEGLECT
TEMPORARY SWAMPERS
SOMETHING NEGATIVE IS ALWAYS BREWING
NOTE ON BARBER SHOP RULES
I'LL JUST HIRE SOMEONE ELSE
STRETCHING PRIVILEGES
BAD SWAMPER BAD BAD
WOLFMAN
LETTER TO OFFICERS
HELLO AGAIN
SHEIK MAHMOUD IBRIHIM EL BA’SHAM, TERRORIST EXTRAORDINAIRE
LIE TO ME
BAD LIAR
PROBLEMS GETTING PAINT
SCREWMASTER VS MONKEY MAN
INVITATIONS. YOUR VIOLATION WAS MY INVITATION
RECRUITS FOR JUDGE JUDY
YES, I DO LAUNDRY
LAUNDRY. LAUNDRY EXCHANGE
CONTAIN THY SELF, OR I WILL
STUCK IN THE MIDDLE
RETURN WHAT YOU RECEIVE
CLEANLINESS, GOD & CONTRACTS
NOT DEVIOUS ENOUGH
CURSES, FOILED AGAIN
ANGER MANAGEMENT NEEDED
MISTER "I THINK I'M SPECIAL"
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AT WORK TODAY. FLYING FLAMES
GREEN MARAUDER
INMATES HIRING OFFICERS
AGILE INMATE
INVISIBLE MAN
WHERE'S THE DOG
EXPLODING CELL
DON'T VIOLATE ON CAMERA
LONG ARM OF THE CRIMINAL
OFFICER STUFF. ROUTINE FOR OOPS
STALKING FOR REVENGE
WINDOW BATTLES
GETTING THAT NEWSPAPER IS IMPORTANT
COMPUTER NIGHTMARES
NO RUNNING ALLOWED
A WEIGHTY PROBLEM
CAREFUL HOW MUCH YOU EAT
MESSY PATH TO TAKE
BUT I NEED MY COFFEE
MORE PUZZLE PIECES. HEY LOOK ME OVER
WARDEN HAD A BETTER IDEA, NOT
BEWARE OF MOTHER NATURE
PREVENTING GOVERNMENT WASTE
GANGSTER ARTIST
MASTER KEY - UNLIKELY
SHOULD BE ON DUMBEST CRIMINALS
EVERYONE HERE GOT CAUGHT
PRISON JUSTICE?
HELICOPTER AMBULANCE
BOGUS LIENS
SAFETY & SECURITY. COFFEE MUG PROBLEM
RADIO ACCOUNTABILITY
COMMUNICATION FAILURE
BLUE MAGIC IS GREEN
ICY SITUATION
HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY
COMBO OF HIV & DIABETES
EXERCISE INCOMPATIBILITY
GAMES INMATES PLAY
SMASHING SUCCESS
BAD AIM
SHARDS FOR SHANKS
AGING CONTROL PANEL
VIOLATION SITUATION
SOLVING ONE PROBLEM CREATES ANOTHER
SMARTASSES
DISAPPEARING METAL ROD
TURKEY BONE MAN
SKILLED AT SHANKS
CUSS WORD RATIO
MISSING TOOLS
TOUGH TO GET THINGS FIXED
MOST ANYTHING CAN BECOME A WEAPON
OVEN PROBLEM
IN CASE OF A RIOT
COMMON FIRE HAZARD
TIGHTENING UP SECURITY PROCEDURES
COMPUTERIZED ACCESS TRACKING SYSTEM (CATS)
INFAMOUS – TINA LEJA & DARNELL SMITH. JUST MISSED HER
HEY! LOOK AT ME!
RESEARCH
ANOTHER PIECE OF THE PRISON PUZZLE
THE MURDER
SENTENCES
SKULL DISCOVERY
MY COMMENTARY
PRISON RULES
LOW STANDARDS
FEELINGS, NOTHING LIKE THOSE FEELINGS
WHAT? ME GET CAUGHT?
NO REMORSE
SPINNING
THE FAMILY BUSINESS
PSYCHO LT. MENTALITY
FIRST REAMING
STORY OF MY FIRST WRITE UP
BEING INVESTIGATED & INTERROGATED
NAPOLEON COMPLEX
VERBAL REPRIMAND ON PAPER
IT DOESN’T SAY
PROBLEMATIC ORDERS
PSYCHO LT STRIKES AGAIN
TOTALLY PSYCHO
MY REPORT
MADE MY MOVE
CONCLUSION. FEAR LEVEL
