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Dave Basham. Prison Puzzle Pieces 3
BAD OFFICERS. EVERYONE THINKS THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH IT
BEARDLESS SANTA
JERK OFFICERS IN A-EAST
FORBIDDEN LOVE
SERGEANT PUSHED ME TO SLACK OFF
INAPPROPRIATENESS
NAP TIME
HAD TO GO
FATHER & SON
SICKO
HIRING THE HANDICAPPED
LYING GLORY HOUNDS
REPULSIVE
MISS BERZERK
WISCONSINITES
MENTALITY OF SOME OFFICERS
CRIMINALS WATCHING CRIMINALS
BAD CONSEQUENCE TO HORSEPLAY
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
TURKEY IN A-EAST
MODEL OFFICER
GOOD OFFICERS
SGT. RICHARD M. DODGE
DODGISMS
LOGBOOK
GUITAR
GONE, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
DON’T FUCK WITH BASHAM
A CALM SERGEANT BLOWS
GREAT STYLE
OFFICER FRACTURE
POWER OF RESPECT
MANY GOOD ONES LEAVE
TOWERS. MAXIMUM SECURITY
ESCAPE VIA THE SKY
BALLOON CAUTIONS
PRECISE POLICIES FOR SHOOTING PEOPLE
OLD, SMALL, FILTHY
SLUMS NO MORE
GRAFFITI
PENNY WISE AND DOLLAR FOOLISH
TOWER 1
TOWER 2
TOWER 3
TOWER 4
TOWER 5
TOWER 6
HELL IN TOWER 7
FIGHTING THE BOREDOM
RADIATORS
GET HERE ON TIME; I’M ARMED
TRIP WIRES & RAZOR RIBBON
UNITED NATIONS
PERFECT ENDING TO A TOWER SHIFT
UNIONS. THE GOOD, THE BAD & THE UGLY
HEALTH
WAGES
WE ARE NOT SECRETARIES
JACK OF ALL TRADES & THEN SOME
EMPLOYER OF CHOICE, REALLY
INSULTING OFFER
WHAT OFFICERS BITCH ABOUT
SENIORITY PROBLEM
STRIKE
KICK THEM BLOOD SUCKERS OUT
CRAP UNION WANTS MORE MONEY
LIARS. LET ME COUNT THE LIES
PLUNGER CON
TRUSTING GETS YOU SCAMMED
THERE ARE MANY LIKE HIM EVERYWHERE
ARE YOU A BELIEVER
ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD BELIEVE THIS ONE
LIARS BECOME LOUD WHEN NOT BELIEVED
COMPLETE TURN AROUND?
YOU HAVE TO LIE BETTER THAN THAT
IT GETS OLD
DOC SYSTEM OF LIES
NATIVE AMERICANS. YES, THEY ARE SPECIAL
CASINO MONEY
PIPE & DRUM CEREMONY AT THE SWEAT LODGE
PIPE & DRUM BUST
I’LL EXPLAIN, BUT YOU HAVE TO LISTEN
PERVERT & THE PRICK
PILLS FOR SALE
CONNECTED NATIVE RAPIST
FECES SMEARER
NATIVES ARE GETTING RESTLESS
NATIVE PREDATORS
NATIVES VS NATIVES
NOT A BOWIE KNIFE
JOIN OR ELSE
HELP FROM OAK PARK
EXTORTION IS BIG BUSINESS IN PRISON
SAFETY FIRST
DECREASED PRESENCE
ATTEMPTED INTIMIDATION
ON DRUGS, STUPID OR BOTH
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO KILL ANYONE
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
ANYTHING CAN BE A WEAPON
GOOD FIND
PRISON ATTACKERS
AVOIDING DOING MORE TIME
FIREWATER TO BLAME
ONLY WHAT WE CAN PROVE
PROTECTION PLAN NEEDED
ASSAULTS PLANNED
GANGS (STG’S) – SECURITY THREAT GROUPS. METHODS TO THE MADNESS
BIG MOUTHS GET BIG ATTENTION
BETTER FOLLOW MOB RULES
WICKED PLAN
VOTED MOST UNPOPULAR
LET US KNOW
VICTIM OF MANY
NEW RELIGION
SERGEANTS ARE PROMOTED ON SENIORITY
SIGN TRAINING
KNOWLEDGEABLE CAPTAIN
OR ELSE
OBVIOUSLY A VICE LORD
NO BROADCASTING
NICE CATCH
MAN CODE
TOO MANY REQUIREMENTS
TOUCH AN OFFICER TO GET MOVED
BADDA BOOM BADDA BING
OUTSIDE INFLUENCES
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG
CANTEEN. CANTEEN LAYOUT
TIME FOR STRONG ARMING AND ASSAULTS
IDIOT ASSAULTED
GOING TO AND COMING FROM CANTEEN
POOR ACCOUNTANT
CANS ARE A NO NO
WHAT THEY GET
NO GROCERIES FOR YOU
HELPING WHEN NECESSARY
RUNNING A STORE
MENTAL MIDGET
COFFEE DILEMMA
EDUCATION. COERCION
BRAINS NOT NORMAL
DO YOU REALIZE WHERE YOU ARE
THERE WERE EXCELLENT PROGRAMS
GET YOURSELF AN EDUMACATION
INFAMOUS - NORWEST
MINNCOR. SHORT FOR CORRUPTION?
WHAT IS MINNCOR
MINNCOR RULES
STRICTLY ALLEGATIONS
STRICTLY MORE ALLEGATIONS
TAKE MY VIKINGS TICKETS; PLEASE
MINNCOR LOCATIONS BY 2009
INMATE WAGES
WRAP UP
PRISON HUMOR IS SICK, BUT FUNNY, IF YOU'RE SICK. CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY
THE F WORD
LAUGH IN
WHAT A COMBO
RELIGIOUS STYLE
LATE REMEMBRANCE
ADVERTISING WIZARD
YOU WISH
JOKE I HEARD IN PRISON
ANOTHER JOKE I HEARD IN PRISON
GO BLOW
NICE PLANTS
HONESTY
MORE HONESTY
IT NEEDED A REST
MY OWN SICK SENSE OF PRISON HUMOR
SMOKIN' SMUGGLED HARD DRIVE
POT PISS
SOMETHING SMELLS
WE'RE HAVING A POT'TY
TWO, TWO CHARGES IN ONE
SMUGGLING. VIOLATING THE SMUGGLING POLICY
CHEESY CORN BREAD
MY WHAT A LARGE BULGE YOU HAVE
GOOD SMUGGLER
GOOD FOR HOOCH
WELL PACKAGED FOOD
DRUG SYSTEM
DUMP CONTRABAND
SHOULD'VE OBEYED
KITES
KITE 1
KITE 2
KITE 3
KITE 4
KITE 5
KITE 6
KITE 7
KITE 8
KITE 9
JURY DUTY
ESCAPE ATTEMPTS. LET ME OUT OF HERE
WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I KNEW
THE PHYSICAL AREA
TOOLS
OFFICERS ARE ALWAYS SUSPECT
WHAT IF
DISCIPLINE?
ADDITIONAL SECURITY MEASURES
LAST TIME SOMEONE GOT OUTSIDE THE WALL
YOU BIG DUMMY
GARBAGE MEN
ENGENEERING GENIUSES
GOOD PLANNING NOT GOOD ENOUGH
WHY TRY
WALK AWAYS
ATTEMPT THWARTED SWIFTLY
INADVERTENT? MAYBE
INDEPENDENCE DAY
CREATIVITY WITH STRING
MISTER MORON
WARNING NEIGHBORS
SAMMY. COMMUNICATIONS SYSTEM
PSYCHO THERAPY GURU
CONSPIRACY THEORY
PLAYING THE DEAF GAME
UNDERMINING VEIFIED
STUFF IT
HONESTY PAYS OFF
DON’T BACK OFF
INMATE TRYING
BIG HEAD
SUPERMEN
ASSOCIATE WARDENS DAGGER
TATTOOS. ALWAYS USE A LOOKOUT
NO ASSUMPTIONS
I SAW THE LIGHT
PROACTIVE SERGEANT
GUYS GOT A SCREW LOOSE
BAD SANDPAPER HAND OFF
THEY CALL HIM THE FLUSHER
BLOWN POWER INDICATES TAMPERING
INQUISITIVE OFFICER
PREVENTING HEPATITIS C
TATTOO BOOKS & MAGAZINES
VIOLATIONS. TELEVISION TAMPERING
THE MAGICIAN
FISH ALLERGY
MASTER OF DISGUISE
DIDDLY DO WRONG
JUST A MAN IN A CELL
SURE, WE CAN LOCK YOU IN
CREATIVE FELONS
TOO MUCH PRIVACY
BAD CRACK
MISDIRECTION
NOT YOUR OPTION
ENGRAVING BUSINESS
PREDICT THE RESULT
LACK OF CONSEQUENCES
ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS MAY BE NECESSARY
STILL NOT IN SEG
TIRED OF WRITING UP IDIOTS
MOUNTING VIOLATIONS
DON'T PUSH TOO FAR
CONSTANT CONFLICT
NO POLICY ENFORCEMENT
MORE PUZZLE PIECES. GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS
ASSAULT PLANNED
OBSERVING & LISTENING
FLOOR WAX THIEF
TRAINER
LINO FIRE
CHOOSING STUBBORNNESS OVER PAIN
CAGEY CAGED STALKER
MASKED CRAWLER
OH DARLING! COULD YOU HELP ME WITH THIS RAPE?
MISTER MACHO
WRONG VICTIM
WERE YOU STILL TALKING
MISTER KNOW IT ALL
SPEEDY
MISTER TALKATIVE
LUCKY A GOOD OFFICER HAD YOUR BACK
SOME DO CHANGE THEIR WAYS
BIZARRE THOUGHT PROCESSES
FRIEND OR FOE; NEITHER
WHEN IN DOUBT, LOCK IT DOWN
WAS THE WALK WORTH IT
A MORE THAN FOND FAREWELL
ALCOHOL INDUCED
DO WOMEN BELONG IN A MALE PRISON
MOST POPULAR INMATES
THIRD WATCH INITIATIVE
LITTLE BASHAM & BASHAM JUNIOR
RELIGION. CHAPEL PASS CON
NOT GOING TO THE CHAPEL
RAMADAN A WAY TO GET EXTRA FOOD
ANOTHER RAMADAN SCAM
PUSHING THE ENVELOPE
WITCH
AFRAID OF WITCHES
PEOPLE LIKE THIS ARE NOT RIGHTEOUS
A SCAM TO MEET FRIENDS
MY OPINION BASED ON WHAT I SAW IN HERE
INDUSTRY. NO PRINTING ALLOWED
MOTOR MAN
BLADDER RELIEVED, BUT UNEMPLOYED
SMUGGLING INSIGHTS
SHOULD'VE PUSHED THE BUTTON
WHAT'S UP
SOAP OPERA JUNKIE?
GETTING TO KNOW YOU
FIRE THE DUDE
ELIMINATE THE PROBLEM
WHITE WOMAN HATER
SEX STUFF. PRISON PORNO
WHOLE LOTTA SHAKIN’ GOIN’ ON
FIFI
SEIZURE?
NOT BIG ENOUGH TO WASH THAT LONG
FAST DRESSER
TAKE A BREAK
I DON'T SWING THAT WAY
JUST A LITTLE LONGER
NEED LT'S THAT CAN'T BE INTIMIDATED
JIGGLES
COCK ROACH
LITTLE CONSEQUENCE
MORNING WOOD?
SIMPLE SKIN MASSAGE
GIVE & TAKE
SECRET SHOWERS
OVERT CIRCLE JERKER
SPIDER MEN
OH MY!
ANOTHER PENIS STORY
WHAT’S THAT ON YOUR LISP
APPROPRIATE OR NOT
DANCER ENDS UP IN WRONG HOLE
FLIRTING IN PRISON
RESIST TEMPTATION
DON JUAN
CAUTIOUS LANGUAGE
BALLS!
FAKE KITE
LAZY BOSSES
LOVE GONE BAD
ALCOHOL RELIEVES INHIBITIONS
RAZOR REMEDY
GIVE YOURSELF MORE TIME
URGES NEED CARE
WHACK A DEW
RAPIST COME UP ENS'
SIMPLE AS THAT
SHOWERS. MISTER POOPY
ALWAYS SECOND GUESSED
WHEN THEY WASH TOO MUCH
HIS NAME IS
KEEP IT UNDER YOUR TOWEL
KEEP LOOKING
LIGHT BULB IDENTITY
THEY WILL RETURN
HEALTH CARE. THE GOOD
THE BAD
IT GETS UGLY
OFFICERS HAVE NO RIGHTS
PILL RUN SCAMMERS
EXAMPLES OVER THE YEARS
DON'T PASS OUT HERE
AT LEAST HE HELPED
BAD MISTAKE
HOPEFULLY A FALSE ALARM
MORE THAN STARTLED
GOOD NURSE
THE MORE QUESTIONS THE BETTER
QUICK ATTENTION IS APPRECIATED
GOOD FOR A ROLE IN A MONSTER MOVIE
BAD CHAIR
THE WAY IT SHOULD ALWAYS BE
PRECAUTIONS ARE NECESSARY
DOUBLE BUNKING CAN SAVE LIVES
MYRIAD OF AILMENTS
RESPECTFUL ASSISTANCE
BROWN RECLUSE SPIDERS
SOME THINK THEY KNOW EVERYTHING
SLUG LEADS DEAD POOL
CREATIVE MISCHIEF
ALTERED SLIP
ENTREPRENEURS
SCAMMER
CHEST PAIN DIVERSION
REAL CHEST PAINS
CON MAN NOT SO SLICK
GROUND LEVEL PLEASE
MEDICAL CONDITIONS
COFFEE OVERDOSE
FUN WITH PILLS
EVERY REASON IS NOT FOR DISCIPLINE
FUN WITH DIABETICS
GOALIE MASKS FOR EVERYONE
SEIZURES PROTOCOL
ALWAYS LEARNING
NIGHTTIME SEIZURES
YOU KNEW THIS 12 HOURS AGO
THE BOY WANTS ATTENTION
CRONES DISEASE
RULES DON'T APPLY TO ME
WE ACTUALLY DO TAKE CARE OF THEM
SIEZURE PROBLEM
JUST MAKING SURE
RECREATION. NOT BASKETBALL - WAR!
LATE INJURY REPORT
FIVE & OUT
FROM FIRST TO NEVER
TECHNICAL RELEASE VIOLATORS
BEST PUNCH AWARD
HOP ALONG
QUICK RECOVERY
COULDN'T PROVE OTHERWISE
KNOW IT ALL GETS TO MOVE
GOTTA BE FIRST
SMALL THINGS ADD UP
JUST SIGN UP
NEW GAME
WHAT PART OF “YOU’RE IN PRISON” DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
ANOTHER REASON FOR HEADGEAR POLICY OR I EAR YOU
GROSS AND DISGUSTING. NOT IN MY JOB DESCRIPTION
REALLY!
MAD COW CRAPPER
CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT OR THE CRAP MASTER
STINKIN' ON PURPOSE
COCHISE
RELEASED. SHORT TIMERS CAN GET MOUTHY
COERCED TO STAY
SOME ARE AFRAID TO LEAVE
FIGHT FOR THE SPOILS
GET LOCKED UP FOR SAFETY
INMATE LETTER
WE CAN KEEP ADDING TIME
NOT LEAVING IN TWO DAYS ANY MORE
VERY INTERESTING
GETTING OUT BENEFITS. The First 30 Hours ..
What do I do? Who do I talk to? Where do I go?
*Note: You should receive the check within 72 hours
*Note: This Card can be used at any Doctor's or Dentist's Office. Do this within the next 10 days!!!!!!!!!!
Transition Services
SANE OR INSANE. INMATES’ TOP 7 LIST
THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HA HA
LITTLE BITTY ALIENS
NANOIDS
KNOWING HOW TO FOLLOW PROCEDURE
NO, THAT'S MY TWIN
CAN'T THINK OF WHAT WE HAVEN'T BEEN CALLED
RUBBER BANDS & DENTAL FLOSS
NOT FUNNY HERE
SUICIDE AVERTED?
STRESS RELIEF
FUNNY GUY
INSANE OR DUMB
INSANE OR CLEVER
CRAZY OR CRAZY LIKE A FOX
JUST ANOTHER DIVERSION TACTIC
SUICIDES – INMATES, TO BE OR NOT TO BE. SUICIDE ATTEMPT
KEYSTONE COPS
HOSPITAL
SUICIDE HUMOR
CONNING THE HELP
TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ANY OPPORTUNITY
MINDSET OF A MAN THAT ATTEMPTED SUICIDE
MY FIRST SUICIDE
DRAWING BLOOD CAN GET YOU TO OAK PARK
ANOTHER DAY IN DYSFUNCTIONVILLE
STOP ME FROM KILLING MYSELF
GREAT TEAMWORK
SPECIAL CLEANING
ALERT OFFICERS SAVE ANOTHER ONE
I'LL DIE BEFORE I STAY HERE
PATTERN IGNORED
POWER OF SUGGESTION
MOST OFFICERS PROACTIVE
CRAZY OR MANIPULATING
THE DINNER MADE ME DO IT
SUICIDES - OFFICERS. MY LAST SUICIDE
BRIEFING
ACTION AT 0625
PUNT & DE-ESCALATE
PSYCH
HOW COULD SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPEN
LEAVING THE WRONG WAY
NEW SEGREGATION UNIT. LONG TIME COMING
OLD SEG
GOVERNMENT INEFFICIENCY
PROBLEMS WITH OLD SEG - NOISE
PROBLEMS WITH OLD SEG - FIRE
PROBLEMS WITH OLD SEG - FLOODING
OFFICER ASSAULTS WERE EASY IN OLD SEG
BENEFITS OF THE NEW SEG
INFAMOUS – ALFONSO RODRIGUEZ JR
SOLID
RESPECT
CONFIDENTIALLY
TRUST
SOLID’S DOWNFALL
NEWSPAPER ARTICLE & MY RESPONSE
UNKNOWN DETAILS
MORE OF MY OPINIONS
THE CAPPER
ASSAULTED BY LESION MAN
RETIRING. NOBODY KNEW HOW
PLANNING THE HOME STRETCH
EMAIL & PHONE CALL HELL
NOTICE OF RETIREMENT
MEETING OF OLD PEOPLE
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GO
FAREWELL
MY LAST DAY
BEST PART OF THE JOB
P.S
CONCLUSION
