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Dave Ph.D. Slagle. Gallivanting on Guam
Chapter 1. Lost in Paradise
Chapter 2. Fiesta!
Chapter 3. Cest La Vie
Chapter 4. Under the Red, White and Blue
Chapter 5. The Fall of 2001
Chapter 6. The Pacific Care Asia Pacific Marathon
Chapter 7. Christmas in Paradise
After dinner we are sitting around talking story. The food is ever present but I am stuffed to the point of being sick. Tuna paced himself throughout the day he never ate a large plate of food. He has just been eating all day. Nely and a few of the women are in the kitchen washing dishes and cleaning. Tuna tells me to follow him downstairs to his office. There on the desk is the present that I brought over for him yesterday and a few other unwrapped gifts “Eh, time we exchange presents, yah?” He asks “Yah, I wasn’t sure if you opened yours or not” I say “No ways, put it down here last night after you wen go poke squid wit Julie. I wait for you to open gifts” he says “Cool. Ok, so open your gift” I say, taking the box off his desk and handing it to him. Tuna opens the box and starts to laugh. I got him the DVD of the new Scooby Doo movie, a box of Scooby Snacks and a certificate for another year of membership at the gym “Nely told me that you are a huge Scooby Doo fan. Oh and the gym membership is more of a way of saying thank you for everything you’ve done for me” I say “Eh, thanks” he says hugging me “Merry Christmas Tuna and thanks for including me as part of the family” I say “Yah, ok, Merry Christmas, now it’s your turn, open your present!” he says handing me a box covered with Christmas wrapping. Inside the box I find a DVD, a porn movie, More Dirty Debutantes #105 and a box of Hong Kong Phooey chocolate chip cookies “Thanks Tuna.” I say looking at the DVD “what the fuck is this?” Eh, that movie get one local girl, one JFK grad. The girl, Mika, she wen high school at JFK an was one model at John Robert Powers in Hagatna.” “Really” I ask in disbelief “Shoot shoots that girl called Mika Tan, she one other celebrity from Guam” He says proudly “Other? You mean there is more than one celebrity from Guam?” I ask
Chapter 8. New Year’s Eve 2001-2002
Chapter 9. Love Bites
Chapter 10. Vacation Daze
Chapter 11. Blown Away!
Chapter 12. A Federal Case
Chapter 13. Curse of Kepuha?
Chapter 14. The Feast of the Immaculate Conception
Chapter 15. A little Red Flower Filled with Fury
Chapter16. Presenting Miss Pacificana
Chapter 17. Flounder
Chapter 18. Home
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This book is dedicated to my big brother, Jay who helped me when nobody else could.
Wander about from one place to another in pursuit of pleasure.
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“We will be landing in fifteen minutes” says Julia, staring down at me with a smile “Please set your seat in the upright position and fasten your seatbelt.”
“Evah train at Da Gym Honolulu?” he asks.
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