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David Morgan
Monty Python Speaks! Revised and Updated Edition
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Copyright
Dedication
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FOREWORD
BY JOHN OLIVER
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INTRODUCTION
PRE-PYTHON
IN THE OLD DAYS WE USED TO MAKE OUR OWN FUN
I MEAN, THEY THINK WELL, DON’T THEY
NOW WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE SURGEON?
WITH A MELON?
HAVE WE SHOWN ’EM WE GOT TEETH?
BIRTH
LEAVE IT ALL TO US, YOU’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT YOU
ALL BRONTOSAURUSES ARE THIN AT ONE END, MUCH MUCH THICKER IN THE MIDDLE, AND THEN THIN AGAIN AT THE FAR END.
– (MISS) ANNE ELK
DIRECTOR: CLOSE UP, ZOOM IN ON ME
TAKE-OFF
LET’S GET THE BACON DELIVERED
THIS YEAR OUR MEMBERS HAVE PUT MORE THINGS ON TOP OF OTHER THINGS THAN EVER BEFORE
THAT’S
MY
FLANNEL
PERT PIECES OF COPPER COINAGE
TEN, NINE, EIGHT AND ALL THAT
WHY DON’T YOU MOVE INTO MORE CONVENTIONAL AREAS?
FRANKLY I DON’T FULLY UNDERSTAND IT MYSELF, THE KIDS SEEM TO LIKE IT
BUT IT’S MY ONLY LINE!
IF THEY CAN’T SEE YOU, THEY CAN’T
GET
YOU
HE WANTS TO SIT DOWN AND HE WANTS TO BE ENTERTAINED
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