Grandpa’s Great Escape

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David Walliams. Grandpa’s Great Escape

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Contents

Dedication

Prologue

1. Spam à la Custard

2. Slippers

3. A Waft of Cheese

4. Second-hand Trike

5. Loon in the Moon

6. A Runaway Bulldozer

7. Disneyland for Old People

8. Spit it Out!

9. Coloured Chalks

10. Facts Facts Facts

11. A Legend

12. Bunking Off

13. The Willies

14. Cartwheels of Joy

15. Snoring Like an Elephant

16. Empty Bunk

17. Nothing

18. Jiggery-Pokery

19. Bird of Prey

20. Breaking the Rules

21. Jungle Roar

22. Forty Winks

23. Nuts and Berries

24. A Wardrobe in a Suit

25. Deeper Doo-Doo

26. Turning the Tables

27. Behind Enemy Lines

28. A Costly Call

29. A Shadowy Figure

30. Twilight Towers

31. The World’s Ugliest Nurses

32. Weeping Willow

33. Slither Like a Snake

34. Hidden in a Moustache

35. Still More Socks

36. With a Spoon?!

37. Something Dark, Something Creepy

38. Dummies

39. Bonkers

40. A Rope of Knickers

41. Jolly Good Show

42. Bruises on the Bottom

43. Down the Hatch

44. All Sorts

45. Wigs and Make-up

46. Burned Moustache

47. Shake & Go

48. Inferno!

49. Hot as Hell

50. Coffboggan

51. Swoon

52. Lost Marbles

53. Glory Days

54. Racing the Sun

55. Driving a Tank

56. Fill Her Up!

57. ZOOM!

58. Never Surrender

59. Pure Poetry

60. Speeding Through Fire

61. Down to Earth

62. Salute to a Hero

63. Broken Noses

64. Pants on Fire!

65. An Army of Oldies

66. Goodbye

Epilogue

Glossary

Previously written by David Walliams

About the Publisher

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With love, David x

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“Couple of hours?!” The boy couldn’t believe what he was hearing. “Why on earth didn’t you wake me?”

Mum sighed AGAIN. Tonight was turning into something of a sigh-a-thon. “Me and your dad know how fond you are of him, so we didn’t want you to worry, did we?”

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