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Why Grossly Overwritten
I’ll Be Fece’ing You Later Ol’ Chap. The Boy Born with a Hole
Fists Full of Pride
History Mystery. The Mystery of Valley Forge
Hanukkah: The Birth of a Tradition
The Rise and Fall of the Pygmy Sabot
Badventures. Hamster & Commander
Manhood & Dreams
The Expendable Laugh
Bait
What We’re Made Of
She Smells Like Teen Spirit
Fortunes & Riches. Towards the End
One Laugh
Winning
Several years ago I was convinced to send one of my short stories to an editor of a small circulation humor publication in the Northeast. I was turned down after a 6 month wait for reply. The spear-of-decline was hand scribbled on a torn-out sheet of paper with barely 10 words including an illegible marking signature. I had an overwhelming sensation that maybe I had insulted the editor.
I was later invited to a writers group by a friend. They were really nice until I took a turn at reading my work of non-fiction. After a healthy diet of infant penises and pubescent toilet humor; the Vonnegut humping dustbags did little to embrace my passion. They said, “your writing is immature” and “grossly overwritten.” I say, “you jerks smell like shrimp pancakes, and treat the English language as if you’re writing with a wood-chipper. “
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“What uv youse got dair, you disgutzin prat?!”
The guard motioned towards the figure with his three ft long index finger as he inquired. The boy raised the piece up for the guard to bring his face, the size of a Volkswagen, in closer to have a look. He then stared into his own eyes by way of a toy.
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