When I voice my new global idea, I always doubt that I am saying banal things that are known to everyone. Well, really, the topic of corrupt bureaucracy and prostitution is probably the most well-worn and hackneyed topic in any talk show and any stand-up.That is, everyone knows this, but keeps silence and try to adapt to the surrounding reality by virtue of their abilities, and they only voice it as banal and trite jokes. But I will still try to invent the wheel and open my own Terra Incognita.
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Evgeniy Limanskiy. Confession… A fairy tale in the style of sentimental cynicism
Preface from Alex
Product placement 1. Hennessy. Symbol of wealth, prosperity and success
Ode to Death
Ode to Black Caviar and the Laws of ASIwP
Product placement 2. Levi Strauss. How to catch drowned men, the strongest pants in the world
Product placement 3. Sony. It does not burn in fire and does not sink in water (Russian adage)
Amateur prostitution. Prostitutes, Courtesans and Hetaeras
Refinement to the Laws of ASIwP
Ode to Baroness Margaret Hilda Thatcher
A relic from Her Majesty
If you believe the Internet…
Anti-Ode to Bureaucrats. (Ending)
The last refinement to the Laws of ASIwP
Afterword from Eugene. Finding Eva
Appendix 1. The Codex of the Bureaucratic Mafia of the Evil Empire
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
I have a prepared ending to this epigraph, but I suggest you finish this sentence yourself. It may be easier for you to do so if you read this text.
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A native of the London suburbs devoted her life to theater and prostitution, which eventually earned her money, fame, recognition, and her son from King Charles II of England – the title of duke. Young Nell Gwyn appeared in the theater, trading oranges, and, being red-haired, noisy and sharp on the tongue, was quickly remembered by the public as a “girl with oranges.” Gwyn was uneducated, but getting a chance for small roles, she showed incredible discipline and zeal, having achieved as a result to the main roles. There, on the stage, King of England noticed her and made Nelly Gwyn one of his mistresses.
