Absurd Ditties

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Farrow George Edward. Absurd Ditties

I. THAT OF MR. JUSTICE DEAR

II. THAT OF THE LATE MR. BROWN

III. THAT OF OUR OLD FRIEND BISHOP P

IV. THAT OF CAPTAIN ARCHIBALD McKAN

V. THAT OF MATILDA

VI. THAT OF "DOCTHOR" PATRICK O'DOOLEY

VII. THAT OF MY AUNT BETSY

VIII. THAT OF THE TUCK-SHOP WOMAN

IX. THAT OF S. P. IDERS WEBBE, SOLICITOR

X. THAT OF MONSIEUR ALPHONSE VERT

XI. THAT OF LORD WILLIAM OF PURLEIGH

XII. THAT OF PASHA ABDULLA BEY

XIII. THAT OF ALGERNON CROKER

XIV. THAT OF – ?

XV. THAT OF THE RIVAL HAIRDRESSERS

XVI. THAT OF THE AUCTIONEER'S DREAM

XVII. THAT OF THE PLAIN COOK

XVIII. THAT OF "8" AND "22."

XIX. THAT OF THE HOOLIGAN AND THE PHILANTROPIST

XX. THAT OF THE SOCIALIST AND THE EARL

XXI. THAT OF THE RETIRED PORK-BUTCHER AND THE SPOOK

XXII. THAT OF THE POET AND THE BUCCANEERS

XXIII. THAT OF THE UNDERGROUND "SULPHUR CURE."

XXIV. THAT OF THE FAIRY GRANDMOTHER AND THE COMPANY PROMOTER

XXV. THAT OF THE GEISHA AND THE JAPANESE WARRIOR

XXVI. THAT OF THE INDISCREET HEN AND THE RESOURCEFUL ROOSTER (An Allegory.)

XXVII. THAT OF A DUEL IN FRANCE

XXVIII. THAT OF THE ASTUTE NOVELIST

XXIX. THAT OF THE ABSENT-MINDED LADY

XXX. THAT OF THE GERMAN BAKER AND THE COOK

XXXI. THAT OF THE CONVERTED CANNIBALS

XXXII. THAT OF A FRUITLESS ENDEAVOUR

XXXIII. THAT OF THE UNFORTUNATE LOVER

XXXIV. THAT OF THE FEMALE GORILLY

XXXV. THAT OF THE ARTIST AND THE MOTOR-CAR (Tragedy.)

XXXVI. THAT OF THE INCONSIDERATE NABOB AND THE LADY WHO DESIRED TO BE A BEGUM

XXXVII. THAT OF DR. FARLEY, M.D., SPECIALIST IN LITTLE TOES

XXXVIII. THAT OF JEREMIAH SCOLES, MISER

XXXIX. THAT OF THE HIGH-SOULED YOUTH

XL. THAT OF MR. JUSTICE DEAR'S LITTLE JOKE AND THE UNFORTUNATE MAN WHO COULD NOT SEE IT

XLI. THAT OF THE LADIES OF ASCENSION ISLAND

XLII. THAT OF THE ARTICULATING SKELETON

XLIII. THAT OF YE LOVE-PHILTRE: AN OLD-ENGLISH LEGEND

XLIV. THAT OF THE BARGAIN SALE

XLV. THAT OF A DECEASED FLY (A Ballade.)

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