Scotland’s Jesus and My Shit Life So Far 2-in-1 Collection

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Frankie Boyle. Scotland’s Jesus and My Shit Life So Far 2-in-1 Collection

Scotland’s Jesus. and. My Shit Life So Far. Frankie Boyle

CONTENTS

CONTENTS

INTRODUCTION

1. ROYALS

2. POLITICS

3. TRANSPORT

4. WAR ON TERROR

5. EUROPE

6. SPORT

7. TV

8. ANIMALS

9. ECONOMY

10. CELEBS

11. PRESS

12. SCIENCE

13. CRIME

14. EDUCATION AND KIDS, YO!

15. HEALTH

16. INTERNET

17. RELATIONSHIPS

18. SCOTLAND

19. RELIGION

ENDGAME

My Shit Life So Far. Frankie Boyle

DEDICATION

INTRODUCTION

CONTENTS

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE

TEN

ELEVEN

TWELVE

THIRTEEN

FOURTEEN

FIFTEEN

SIXTEEN

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

COPYRIGHT

ABOUT THE PUBLISHER

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The US claimed they would only arm moderate rebel groups, although it’s possible these groups are only behaving moderately because they don’t have weapons. How do you arm moderate rebels? With some strong coffee and the email address of the Guardian editor?

Frosty relations with Vladimir Putin and the Russians led to a slight alteration to the cutlery layout – at dinner it went fish knife, steak knife, Geiger counter. Putin wanted to show off his rippling physique in the lough next door. Surely time to deploy a rolled-up sock. I always do this when swimming – as you tend to get the pool to yourself if people think you’ve shat yourself. Cameron issued Putin with the ultimatum that unless he helps oust President Assad he will be forced to do nothing.

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