Scotland’s Jesus: The Only Officially Non-racist Comedian
Реклама. ООО «ЛитРес», ИНН: 7719571260.
Оглавление
Frankie Boyle. Scotland’s Jesus: The Only Officially Non-racist Comedian
COPYRIGHT
CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION
1. ROYALS
2. POLITICS
3. TRANSPORT
4. WAR ON TERROR
5. EUROPE
6. SPORT
7. TV
8. ANIMALS
9. ECONOMY
10. CELEBS
11. PRESS
12. SCIENCE
13. CRIME
14. EDUCATION AND KIDS, YO!
15. HEALTH
16. INTERNET
17. RELATIONSHIPS
18. SCOTLAND
19. RELIGION
ENDGAME
ALSO BY FRANKIE BOYLE:
ABOUT THE PUBLISHER
Отрывок из книги
Cover
Title Page
.....
Cheryl Cole revealed she had a dream about marrying Harry. Something that in real life would surely end in a car crash bigger than her solo career. Cheryl doesn’t seem like she’d fit in with the royals, but who knows, maybe the Queen also has a barbed-wire thigh tattoo. In most of my dreams I’m a princess as well – although I then unfurl into a half-horse, half-Gok Wan centaur who plays just behind the front two for Spurs, so I don’t know what to think.
Clegg wants to create more construction opportunities to give young Brits jobs. I wonder how many media graduates it takes to make a docusoap about the qualified builders that will have to be brought in from Poland? He also wants to raise the speed limit to 80 mph – so that his motorcade can pass through any British city without being destroyed by angry locals.
.....