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G. E. Farrow. Absurd Ditties
Absurd Ditties
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ABSURD DITTIES
I. THAT OF MR. JUSTICE DEAR
II. THAT OF THE LATE MR. BROWN
III. THAT OF OUR OLD FRIEND BISHOP P
IV. THAT OF CAPTAIN ARCHIBALD McKAN
V. THAT OF MATILDA
VI. THAT OF "DOCTHOR" PATRICK O'DOOLEY
VII. THAT OF MY AUNT BETSY
VIII. THAT OF THE TUCK-SHOP WOMAN
IX. THAT OF S. P. IDERS WEBBE, SOLICITOR
X. THAT OF MONSIEUR ALPHONSE VERT
XI. THAT OF LORD WILLIAM OF PURLEIGH
XII. THAT OF PASHA ABDULLA BEY
XIII. THAT OF ALGERNON CROKER
XIV. THAT OF——?
XV. THAT OF THE RIVAL HAIRDRESSERS
XVI. THAT OF THE AUCTIONEER'S DREAM
XVII. THAT OF THE PLAIN COOK
XVIII. THAT OF "8" AND "22."
XIX. THAT OF THE HOOLIGAN AND THE PHILANTROPIST
XX. THAT OF THE SOCIALIST AND THE EARL
XXI. THAT OF THE RETIRED PORK-BUTCHER. AND THE SPOOK
XXII. THAT OF THE POET AND THE BUCCANEERS
XXIII. THAT OF THE UNDERGROUND "SULPHUR CURE."
XXIV. THAT OF THE FAIRY GRANDMOTHER AND THE. COMPANY PROMOTER
XXV. THAT OF THE GEISHA AND THE JAPANESE. WARRIOR
XXVI. THAT OF THE INDISCREET HEN AND THE. RESOURCEFUL ROOSTER (An Allegory.)
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XXVII. THAT OF A DUEL IN FRANCE
XXVIII. THAT OF THE ASTUTE NOVELIST
XXIX. THAT OF THE ABSENT-MINDED LADY
XXX. THAT OF THE GERMAN BAKER AND THE COOK
XXXI. THAT OF THE CONVERTED CANNIBALS
XXXII. THAT OF A FRUITLESS ENDEAVOUR
XXXIII. THAT OF THE UNFORTUNATE LOVER
XXXIV. THAT OF THE FEMALE GORILLY
XXXV. THAT OF THE ARTIST AND THE MOTOR-CAR (Tragedy.)
XXXVI. THAT OF THE INCONSIDERATE NABOB AND THE. LADY WHO DESIRED TO BE A BEGUM
XXXVII. THAT OF DR. FARLEY, M.D., SPECIALIST IN LITTLE TOES
XXXVIII. THAT OF JEREMIAH SCOLES, MISER
XXXIX. THAT OF THE HIGH-SOULED YOUTH
XL. THAT OF MR. JUSTICE DEAR'S LITTLE JOKE AND THE. UNFORTUNATE MAN WHO COULD NOT SEE IT
XLI. THAT OF THE LADIES OF ASCENSION ISLAND
XLII. THAT OF THE ARTICULATING SKELETON
XLIII. THAT OF YE LOVE-PHILTRE: AN OLD-ENGLISH LEGEND
XLIV. THAT OF THE BARGAIN SALE
XLV. THAT OF A DECEASED FLY (A Ballade.)
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