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George Hoyt Allen. A Yankee in the Far East
A Yankee in the Far East
Table of Contents
AUTHOR'S PREFACE
II "MISSOURI" AND HIS FALSE TEETH
III. WONG LEE—THE HUMAN BELLOWS
IV. HAWAII—AND THE FISHERMAN WHO'D SIGN THE PLEDGE
V. THE UMPIRE WHO GOT A JOB
VI. THE JAPS' FIVE-STORY SKYSCRAPER AND A BASEMENT
VII. JAPANESE GIRLS IN AMERICAN COSTUMES—THEY MAR THE LANDSCAPE
VIII. CEREMONIOUS GRANDMOTHER—"MISSOURI" A HEAVENLY TWIN
IX. USHI, THE RIKISHA MAN
X. MISSIONARIES, TRACTS, AND A JOB WORTH WHILE
XI. YAMAMOTO AND HIGH COST OF LIVING
XII. THE SOLDIER SAID SOMETHING IN CHINESE
XIII. TEN THOUSAND TONS ON A WHEELBARROW AND THE ANANIAS CLUB
XIV "MISSOURI" MEETS A MISSIONARY
XV. A STO-O-RM AT SEA
XVI. THE ISLANDS "DISCOVERED" BY DEWEY
XVII. WHITE FILIPINOS, AGUINALDO, AND THE BUSY MOTH
XVIII. SINGAPORE—THE HUMORIST'S CLOSE CALL
XIX. THE HINDU GUIDE A SAINT WOULD BE
XX. PENANG—A BIRD, THE FEMALE OF ITS SPECIES, AND THE MANGOSTEEN
XXI. BURMA AND BUDDHA
XXII. BAPTISTS AND BUDDHISM
XXIII. THE RANGOON BUSINESS MAN WHO DROVE HIS SERMON HOME
XXIV. THE GLASS OF ICE WATER THAT JARRED RANGOON
XXV. THE CALCUTTA SACRED BULL AND HIS TWISTED TAIL
XXVI. THE GUIDE WHO WOULDN'T SIT IN "MASTER'S" PRESENCE
XXVII. ROYALTY VS. "TWO CLUCKS AND A GRUNT"
XXVIII. ONE WINK, SIXTEEN CENTS, AND ROYALTY
XXIX. THE ENGLISHMAN AND MARK TWAIN'S JOKE, "THAT'S HOW THEY WASH IN INDIA"
XXX. ENGLISH AS "SHE IS SPOKE" IN INDIA
XXXI. A FIVE DAYS' SAIL AND A MEASLY POEM
XXXII. BEATING THE GAME WITH ONE SHIRT
XXXIII. THROUGH HELL GATE STEERAGE
