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George V. Hobart. Skiddoo!
Skiddoo!
Table of Contents
ILLUSTRATIONS
The sweetest picture of family contentment I have ever witnessed … … Frontispiece
"Ping-ding-a-zing-a-boom!" [missing from book]
SKIDDOO
CHAPTER I
JOHN HENRY ON UPPER BERTHS
[Illustration: I made a short prayer and concluded to fall out.]
CHAPTER II
JOHN HENRY ON COOKS
[Illustration: Ollie was half Swede and the rest of her was deaf.]
CHAPTER III
JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM
[Illustration: With the firecrackers cheering him on.]
CHAPTER IV
JOHN HENRY ON MOSQUITOES
CHAPTER V
JOHN HENRY ON STREET CAR ETIQUETTE
[Illustration: "Naw, we don't take no transfers, needer!"]
CHAPTER VI
JOHN HENRY ON SOCIAL AFFAIRS
CHAPTER VII
JOHN HENRY ON CHAFING DISHES
A GUIDE TO THE CHAFING DISH
BY BUNCH JEFFERSON
(From Recipes Furnished by Famous Friends.)
MOCK BAKED BEANS
(From a Recipe furnished by Morton Smith.)
MOCK HAM AND EGGS
(From a Recipe furnished by De Wolf Hopper.)
MOCK LAMB CHOPS
(From a Recipe furnished by William T. Hodge.)
HAMBURGER STEAK
(From a Recipe furnished by Silvio Hein.)
IMITATION SAUSAGES
(From a Recipe furnished by Frank Doane.)
IMITATION CELERY
(From a Recipe furnished by John Park.)
IMITATION BEEF TEA
(From a Recipe furnished by Rupert Hughes.)
IMITATION MOCK TURTLE SOUP
(From a Recipe furnished by John L. Golden.)
IMITATION ROAST BEEF
(From a Recipe furnished by E. W. Kemble.)
IMITATION ROAST TURKEY
(From a Recipe furnished by Dr. Percy Crandall.)
MOCK COFFEE
(From a Recipe furnished by Daniel V. Arthur.)
MOCK GIBLETS
(From a Recipe furnished by Edward Abeles.)
MOCK BREAKFAST BACON
(From a Recipe furnished by A. Baldwin Sloane.)
MOCK BEEF STEAK
(From a Recipe furnished by Joseph Coyne.)
IMITATION IRISH STEW
(From a Recipe furnished by Charles Swayne.)
IMITATION PRUNE PIE
(From a Recipe furnished by George W. Lederer.)
