To Be Someone
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Ian Stone. To Be Someone
Contents
Foreword
Chapter One. Ain’t that a kick in the head
Part One. Health and Safety
Chapter Two. But you’d better listen man, because the kids know where it’s at
Part Two. Much in the Way of Entertainment
Chapter Three. David Watts
Part Three. Part Three: Male Grooming
Chapter Four. True Inseparables
Part Four. Fashion Sense
Chapter Five. Reality’s so hard
Part Five. Reality TV
Chapter Six. You can smell the fear and hate, generated by all around
Part Six. Quite as Much Foreign Food
Chapter Seven. Truly out on the floor
Part Seven. Mobile Phones
Chapter Eight. Say you’ll stay make my day
Part Eight. A Nuanced View of Sexuality
Chapter Nine. Please welcome the best fucking band in the world
Part Nine. Electronic Gadgets
Chapter Ten. Didn’t we have a nice time
Part Ten. Debt
Chapter Eleven. The teachers who said I’d be nothing
Part Eleven. Any Restrictions on Smoking
Chapter Twelve. It’s blown up the West End, now it’s spreading through the City
Part Twelve. Raw Vegetables
Chapter Thirteen. They smelt of pubs and Wormwood Scrubs
Part Thirteen. Endless Football on the Telly
Chapter Fourteen. And if I get the chance. I’ll fuck up your life, Mr Clean
Part Fourteen. The Internet
Chapter Fifteen. Life is a drink and you get drunk when you’re young
Part Fifteen. Teeth and Tonsils
Chapter Sixteen. What chance have you got against a tie and a crest?
Part Sixteen. Fancy Tea or Coffee
Chapter Seventeen. The public gets what the public wants
Part Seventeen. More Than One Type of Cheese
Chapter Eighteen. Loch Lomond
Part Eighteen. A Wide Range of Fresh Fruit
Chapter Nineteen. Here comes the weekend, I’m gonna do my head
Part Nineteen. A Dim View of Drink-driving
Chapter Twenty. I’m going to put it in the fruit machine
Part Twenty. Safe Toys
Chapter Twenty-One. We’ll always have Paris
Part Twenty-One. Affection between men
Chapter Twenty-Two. Lift up your lonely heart and walk right on through
Chapter Twenty-Three. A Whole Street’s belief in Sunday’s Roast Beef
Epilogue
About the Author
Acknowledgements
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Alan Davies
And in memory of Helena Stone (1938–2020)
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‘Why do you think it’s a waste of time?’ she asked.
‘Because it is,’ I said, not giving her much to work with.
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