Revelations behind the wheel. Small edition in a humorous way. English version

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Igor Bovsunovsky. Revelations behind the wheel. Small edition in a humorous way. English version

REVELATION #1

There is a legend that if you stroke the dashboard in winter and gently touch the steering wheel, the car will start easier

REVELATION #2

No one is as surprising as a pedestrian who calmly went out onto the road from behind a bus while talking on the phone

REVELATION #3

Nothing raises self-esteem like waiting for a bright future near an unregulated pedestrian crossing

REVELATION #4

The real driver only turns left when the green light comes on

REVELATION #5

The seventies is such a professional with a sign on the glass who holds the steering wheel with only one hand, and not turn on the turns is his privilege

REVELATION #6

Unbelievable, but true: under “give way” a more expensive car has an advantage

REVELATION #7

The more limited the visibility of the road, the more likely someone is there

REVELATION #8

A real driver always has a self-tapping screw in stock. In the tire. On the road

REVELATION #9

The number of outbids is directly proportional to the kilograms of putty on the car body

REVELATION #10

If you really want to, then you can turn left from the extreme right lane

REVELATION #11

A real pedestrian is a person who walks slowly, wearing headphones and a hood, outside the pedestrian crossing, without looking around

REVELATION #12

After installing a thin spare wheel, the priority vehicle speed is set to at least 100 km / h

REVELATION #13

You don’t need to sleep for several hours to conquer sleep. It is enough to open all the windows and turn on the music at full volume

REVELATION #14

The cheaper the car, the louder the music plays in it

REVELATION #15

The closer a pedestrian is to a puddle on the carriageway, the faster you need to drive on it

REVELATION #16

If you are driving around the yard in the evening, it is not necessary to turn on the light. Enough dimensions. Better yet, step on the pedal, because all parking spaces can take

REVELATION #17

A real driver under the sign 60 always drives 68 km / h

REVELATION #18

After washing, the car most of all attracts the attention of birds

REVELATION #19

Foam and wood are the best materials for repairing thresholds

REVELATION #20

The cheaper the car, the more accessories

REVELATION #21

A young driver is such a professional for whom turning always gives an advantage

REVELATION #22

It doesn’t matter how much on the speedometer. The main thing is to have time to pass the flashing traffic light

REVELATION #23

An unregulated pedestrian crossing is a podium where you can walk as slowly as possible. From the hip. Or you can even suddenly stop and go back

REVELATION #24

An outstretched hand of a pedestrian can stop even a loaded truck in an instant

REVELATION #25

You shouldn’t ride a sport bike less than 200 km / h. So that without suffering

REVELATION #26

You don’t have to look in the rearview mirror to open the door and get out of the car. The truck will instantly stop in front of the opened door

REVELATION #27

A real racer turns on the high beam in revenge, because a real racer does not blind anyone. Racer who teaches others on the road

REVELATION #28

The earlier the driver turns on the turn in the field of view of the inspector, rebuilding to another lane, the more likely it is that he will be stopped, “pulled out” even from behind another car

REVELATION #29

If the design feature of the car allows you to overcome sections of the road with large puddles, then its speed should be directly proportional to the number of participants in the oncoming lane

REVELATION #30

A real driver always makes current repairs in his car himself. And he does it first, and only then reads technical literature

REVELATION #31

The best toning of car optics is nylon tights for women. Both budget and tinting level can be chosen

REVELATION #32

A bus leaving a stop must always be cut

REVELATION #33

The more people are at the pedestrian crossing, the more slipping it is necessary to get under way at a yellow traffic light

REVELATION #34

The earlier the car was painted, the more stickers it has

REVELATION #35

If there are no mud flaps on the car, and the asphalt is all wet, then the ideal solution is to keep someone on the tail at all times

REVELATION #36

If you are driving in the far right lane, you can turn around anywhere. Without turning on the turn signal. With the advantage in movement

REVELATION #37

No matter how many meters to the pedestrian crossing, the main thing is to cross the road faster

REVELATION #38

The norm is when a very brave cyclist without a protective uniform rushes to the far left side of the road

REVELATION #39

Sometimes a speed limit sign is best placed on the sidewalk. Why does a cyclist need a road if there is less bandwidth

REVELATION #40

Some drivers are so harsh that they put on the brakes to get a sudden acceleration

REVELATION #41

Almost every driver chooses a bigger car. He only curses the car when he’s looking for a parking spot

REVELATION #42

Approaching the pedestrian crossing, you can see a lot of interesting things. For example, a cyclist who jumped out onto the road. Who does not look around. Headphones. But the most interesting thing is that he holds the phone with one hand

REVELATION #43

They say the ideal car color is silver. The car is clean in the rain and heat. But the best color for the driver is black. Spray paint and all questions are closed

REVELATION #44

If the driver of the car from the side waves his hand, then the driver of the car in front will certainly slow down

REVELATION #45

The irony is when the car sales manager makes himself the best car consultant

REVELATION #46

If someone leaves with a secondary one, then it is imperative to accelerate as quickly as possible, and then actively honk

REVELATION #47

If the near one shines weakly, then no matter what, we turn on the far one, and we go further for our pleasure

REVELATION #48

If one of the headlights is cloudy, then the car is almost from the passenger compartment, and definitely not bit, and not painted. And there is no need to look at the spars. Bent wing – tuning. Exclusive. And anyway, you just want to drop the price of the car. Look: what shagreen! By the way, the tank is almost full. Do you take it?

REVELATION #49

If you are going to drive with a trailer, then it is not necessary to connect the lights. You go during the day. Along the edge of town. Everything will be okay

REVELATION #50

If you really want to, you can go straight at the roundabout

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