Now That’s Funny

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Jack Lord. Now That’s Funny

NOW THAT’S FUNNY!

Table of Contents

INTRODUCTION

ACCIDENTS

AIR FORCE

AIRPLANES

ANIMALS

ARMY

BUSINESS

CARPENTERS (Building)

CHANGING TIMES

CHURCH

CRIME

DEATH (FUNERALS)

DOCTORS

DRINKING ALCOHOL

DUMB BLONDES

EATING

FARMERS

FATHERS

FIRE

FISHING

FIXING THINGS

FORGETFULNESS

FRIENDS AND ENEMIES

GOOD ADVICE

HUNTING

IRRITATION

JOKES—TELLING THEM

LAWYERS

LOVE AND COURTSHIP

MARRIAGE

MUSIC

NAMES

NAVY

OLD AGE

OVERWEIGHT

PREACHERS

SALESMEN

SCHOOL

SPORTS

TEXANS

TEXAS AGGIES

THRIFTINESS

TRAVEL

WORK

APPENDIX

Index

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Humorous Illustrations to Soup Up Your Talks, Sermons, or Speeches

JACK LORD

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Note: If you ever feel compelled to test yourself with a Tazer, one note of caution:

There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor! A three second burst would be considered conservative!

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