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Jamie Curry. They Let Me Write a Book!: Jamie’s World
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Contents
INTRODUCTION. Hi! lol. Here Goes Nothing …
1. That’s Not a Rocket: Baby Me Calls a Box a Box
2. My Double Life as a Sports Superhero and Amateur Hole-digger
3. Please Don’t Bully the Poor Kid in the Cowboy Hat
Jamie’s tried and tested advice for social situation nerves
Don’t be a lone wolf, be a wolf pack
Turn on your Chatty Cathy radar and pounce
Don’t rush, slow it down to Chinatown
Find your feet, and when I say feet I mean voice
4. Finally, a Comedy Star is Born (Jokes)
What do I think is funny?
5. Risky Tomato Sauce Heists at High School
Food I don’t like
Food I do like
Jamie’s forged note template
Reinventing the wheel: a quick zoom through driving
Jamie’s top five celebrity crushes
Zac Efron
Justin Bieber
Kellan Lutz
Nick Jonas
Dave Franco
Presenting: one comically short beauty section
ESSENTIAL MAKE-UP TIPS
ESSENTIAL HAIR TIPS. Straighten it, if you want
Put stuff in it, if you want
Dye it, if you want
ESSENTIAL SKINCARE TIPS. Wash your face
Occasional burn-your-face-off face mask
ESSENTIAL FASHION MUST-HAVES
Brace yourself: a brief lesson in dentistry by Jamie Curry
Good things about having braces:
Bad things about having braces:
6. The Unexpected Yet Natural Birth of Jamie’s World
Embarrassing moments
Ten ways to hide a double chin
Favourite things
Sneakers
Plain ChapStick
Nice mattress
Bacon and eggs
Xbox
7. Dealing With My Cool Life Online
My favourite TV shows
CSI
Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Trolls and haters
Things Jamie can’t do with technology
Some quick online advice
Do
Don’t
8. When I Started Getting Recognised
Travel tips
Bring water
Bring a backpack with more water
Bring a spare T-shirt
Be a plane zombie
Always have a jacket on hand
Headphones and hair ties
Get a donut
Find the sockets
Talk to people
9. Don’t Press This Leopard’s Panic Button
My biggest, baddest fears
Zombies
Sharks
Pinocchio
Heights
Chickens
10. I’m So OCD — No, Like, Literally
My life in numbers
11. This is a Job! Wait, What?
Who would I like to meet in the future? Grace Helbig (YouTuber)
The Queen (Queen)
Angelina Jolie (Actress)
My favourite movies
The Great Gatsby
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
The Runaways
The Rum Diary
12. How Do I Adult?
Three things on my desert island
What do adults actually do? An undercover investigation
Drink coffee
Drinking wine
Eating oysters
Sharing food
Wearing boring clothes
Eating fancy food
Cushions
No sick days
Birthdays are bad
Organising the dentist
Doing dishes
Paying bills and rent
Washing clothes
Cooking
COOKING WITH JAMIE
Dream dinner guests
Abraham Lincoln
Pocahontas
Me when I was five
Barack Obama
Anne Frank
My sort-of-achievable bucket list
Go to Italy
Get married
Skydive
Live to 100
Meet Justin Bieber
Jamie’s end-of-book quiz
Quiz questions
How Do I End a Book if I Can’t Even End a Video?
Photo Section
About the Publisher
