Happy Accidents
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Jane Lynch. Happy Accidents
Happy Accidents. Jane Lynch
Dedication
Contents
Foreword
1. Pontifical
2. Grand Delusions
3. Refuge
4. Normal
5. The Call of Comedy
6. Compulsion
7. Angry Lady
8. Walk Like a Man
9. Canyon Lady
10. Jobber
11. The Dangers of Flattery
12 “Perfect”
13. Feast
Epilogue
Acknowledgments
Copyright
About the Publisher
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For Mom and Dad
…and every kid out there mustering up
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These feelings scared me, so I would joke about them. “I know you adopted me,” I’d announce gravely to my mother. “I know I came from the Greens, down the street.” There were no Greens living on our street, but that was part of the joke. I didn’t belong anywhere, to anyone. I was alone.
I not only felt out of place in my family, I also felt out of place in my own body. Growing up, I didn’t feel like the other girls seemed to feel. I wanted to be a boy. I loved Halloween, because I could dress up as a guy—I was a hobo, a pirate, a ghost who wore a tie, and one year I was excited to dress as Orville Wright for a book report on the Wright Brothers. I went bare chested in the summers until I was eight and my mom finally pulled the plug on that. She grabbed me off my bike and sent me into the house. “Put a shirt on!!” Watching Disney movies, I wanted to be the heroic prince—not the weak, girly, pathetic princess who always needed rescuing. I had no interest in being saved by a guy on a white horse.
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