Driving Jarvis Ham

Driving Jarvis Ham
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A brilliantly witty story of unconventional, unwavering, and regularly exasperating friendship.Meet Jarvis Ham: tea-room assistant, diarist, lift-cadger, Princess Di fan, secret alcoholic, and relentless seeker of fame. Jarvis may be an all-round irritant, but he’s harmless, and deep down, you know, he’s got a heart of gold. Hasn’t he?As his oldest (and only) friend reflects on his life with Jarvis Ham – infatuations, questionable hairstyles, home-made charity singles, reality TV auditions, paedophile alerts at the local swimming baths – he wonders what it would have been like if they had never met. But what are you going to do? He’s a mate. DRIVING JARVIS HAM is a novel for anyone who has ever found themselves looking across at a childhood friend, and wondering why they still know them.

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Jim Bob. Driving Jarvis Ham

JIM BOB. Driving Jarvis Ham

MARCH 31st 1972

JARVIS HAM – BOY ACTOR. JUNE 20th 1978

JULY 2nd 1986

JANUARY 16th 1991

JANUARY 30th 1991

JARVIS GOES TO DRAMA CLUB. MARCH 8th 1991

MARCH 15th 1991

MARCH 23rd 1991

MARCH 30th 1991

APRIL 6th 1991

JUNE 7th 1992

DECEMBER 2nd 1992. DIANA (REVISED)

JARVIS GETS A GIRLFRIEND

MONDAY SATURDAY NOVEMBER 8th 1986 1993

THURSDAY TUESDAY NOVEMBER 11th 1986 1993

MONDAY SATURDAY NOVEMBER 15th 1986 1993

WEDNESDAY MONDAY NOVEMBER 17th 1986 1993

THURSDAY TUESDAY NOVEMBER 18th 1986 1993

FRIDAY WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 19th 1986 1993

SATURDAY THURSDAY NOVEMBER 20th 1986 1993

SUNDAY FRIDAY NOVEMBER 21st 1986 1993

MONDAY SATURDAY NOVEMBER 22nd 1986 1993

TUESDAY SUNDAY NOVEMBER 23rd 1986 1993

TUESDAY SUNDAY NOVEMBER 23rd 1986 1993

WEDNESDAY MONDAY NOVEMBER 24th 1986 1993

THURSDAY TUESDAY NOVEMBER 25th 1986 1993

FRIDAY WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 26th 1986 1993

SATURDAY THURSDAY NOVEMBER 27th 1986 1993

SUNDAY FRIDAY NOVEMBER 28th 1986 1993

TUESDAY SUNDAY NOVEMBER 30th 1986 1993. ST ANDREW’S DAY

WEDNESDAY MONDAY DECEMBER 1st 1986 1993

THURSDAY TUESDAY DECEMBER 2nd 1986 1993

WEDNESDAY MONDAY DECEMBER 8th 1986 1993

THURSDAY TUESDAY DECEMBER 9th 1986 1993

FRIDAY WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 10th 1986 1993

SATURDAY THURSDAY DECEMBER 11th 1986 1993

WEDNESDAY MONDAY DECEMBER 15th 1986 1993

TUESDAY SUNDAY DECEMBER 21st 1986 1993

FRIDAY WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 24th 1986 1993

SATURDAY THURSDAY DECEMBER 25th 1986 1993. CHRISTMAS DAY

SUNDAY FRIDAY DECEMBER 26th 1986 1993. BOXING DAY BANK HOLIDAY (UK & EIRE)

MONDAY SATURDAY DECEMBER 27th 1986 1993

TUESDAY SUNDAY DECEMBER 28th 1986 1993

WEDNESDAY MONDAY DECEMBER 29th 1986 1993

WEDNESDAY MONDAY JANUARY 5th 1987 1994

THURSDAY TUESDAY JANUARY 6th 1987 1994. EPIPHANY

FRIDAY WEDNESDAY JANUARY 7th 1987 1994

SATURDAY THURSDAY JANUARY 8th 1987 1994

MARCH 18th 1994

MARCH 18th 1994

JUST THIS ONE LAST LIFT AND THAT'LL BE IT

JARVIS GOES TO LONDON

JUNE 30th 1995

THE AUDITION!!

JULY 17th 1995

JULY 18th 1995

JULY 20th 1995

JULY 22nd 1995

JULY 24th 1995

JULY 27th 1995

JULY 28th 1995

JULY 29th 1995

JULY 31st 1995

AUGUST 1st 1995

AUGUST 2nd 1995

AUGUST 4th 1995

AUGUST 7th 1995

AUGUST 9th 1995

AUGUST 10th 1995

AUGUST 11th 1995

AUGUST 14th 1995

JARVIS LEARNS TO SWIM

MY (JARVIS D HAM) SWIMMING JOURNAL. AUGUST 22nd 1996

AUGUST 23rd 1996

AUGUST 26th 1996

AUGUST 28th 1996

AUGUST 30th 1996

SEPTEMBER 2nd 1996

SEPTEMBER 6th 1996

SEPTEMBER 9th 1996

SEPTEMBER 20th 1996

JARVIS HAM’S TOP TEN MOTIVATIONAL SWIMMING SONGS

SEPTEMBER 27th 1996

DECEMBER 3rd 1996

AUGUST 31ST 1997

SEPTEMBER 1st 1997

SEPTEMBER 1st 1997

SEPTEMBER 1st 1997

SEPTEMBER 1st 1997

SEPTEMBER 2nd 1997

SIMON AVETON

JARVIS REINVENTS HIMSELF

JANUARY 12th 1998

JANUARY 13th 1998

JANUARY 13th 1998

JANUARY 18th 1998

JANUARY 29th 1998

FEBRUARY 2nd 1998

FEBRUARY 6th 1998

FEBRUARY 7th 1998

FEBRUARY 20th 1998

MARCH 1st 1998

MARCH 8th 1998

MARCH 13th 1998

MARCH 25th 1998

MAY 12th 1998

JULY 23rd 1998

DEAN BANTHAM AND SHANE PRIOR

JARVIS GIVES SOMETHING BACK

MONDAY JANUARY 18th 1999

SATURDAY FEBRUARY 6th 1999

FRIDAY MARCH 5th 1999

MARK HALWELL

JARVIS BURIES A MILLENNIUM TIME CAPSULE

LLOYD MORLEIGH

HAM ALONE

2007

2008

2009

2010

2011

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

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To Neil, for all the driving

Title Page

.....

That’s not true. I’m exaggerating. But for the six months that my mother’s boyfriend Kenneth moved in that’s what it felt like. It felt like this:

And what I really wanted it to feel like was this:

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