Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant Brilliant Brilliant
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Joel Golby. Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant Brilliant Brilliant
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OR: CHASING THE MASCULINITY OF THE GREATEST CUBAN——AMERICAN CROSSOVER POP-RAPPER IN ALL OF HISTORY
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ABOUT THE PUBLISHER
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This book is dedicated to Sacha Fernando,
who gave me an iPad once. This is the deal.
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And it turns out one of the major things I can do is buy a ‘sorry you had to find my mum dead!’ beer basket for the neighbour. I am searching online for somewhere that delivers next day, and I cannot decide which beer basket seems more appropriate – the £35 version, eight craft beers and one tube of salted snacks, or the £55 version, all that and more? I am torn because obviously finding an actual corpse is probably quite a bad shock but also I am poor and 25 and my parents are dead and now I’m the only one left to provide for me and also I have a funeral to pay for and £55 for some beer and some ribbon is a lot. I spend like 15 minutes hovering the mouse between the £35 option and the £55 one. What, truly, is the price we put on the act of finding our mother dead in her bedroom on a mild June morning? I sigh and I click. It turns out it is £55.
My parents are dead and so I can tell you from experience that literally nobody alive knows what songs you want playing at your funeral, so if this is important to you then put some sort of system in place now, because here’s what happened with my dad—
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