Becoming Johnny Vegas

Becoming Johnny Vegas
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‘My name is Michael Pennington, and I am not a comic character. I’m often mistaken for one though. You might know him by another name. Johnny Vegas.’From BBC Dickens adaptations to Benidorm and Ideal to the PG Tips ads, Johnny Vegas has become one of Britain's best-loved comic actors.But before he'd ever drunk tea with a knitted monkey or made himself the exception that proves the rule in terms of the predictability of TV panel game regulars, Johnny Vegas was perhaps the most fearlessly confessional stand-up comedian this country has ever produced.How did an eleven-year-old Catholic trainee priest from St Helens grow up to become the North West of England’s answer to Lenny Bruce? That’s just one of the many questions answered by this eye-poppingly frank memoir.Becoming Johnny Vegas establishes its author as the poet laureate of the Pimblett's pie.Once you've finished this darkly hilarious tale of family, faith and the creative application of alcohol dependency, you'll never look at a copy of the Catholic men's society newsletter the same way again.

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Johnny Vegas. Becoming Johnny Vegas

CONTENTS

INTRODUCTION

1. THATTO HEATH RHAPSODY

2. THE WHITE FATHER

3. UPHOLLAND FIRST YEAR: ‘UNDERLOW’

4. ORWELL’S WORDS WERE MY SILENT LULLABY

5. THE VATICAN DIDN’T STAND A CHANCE FROM THAT MOMENT ON

6. A DECANTER OF SHERRY

7. UPHOLLAND SECOND YEAR: ‘LOW FIGS’

8. FUCK CATHOLIC GUILT!

9. MADAME HAD REAL CLASS

10. A SLOW-ACTING POISON WHOSE SYMPTOMS WON’T DILUTE

11. BENEDICTION HAD LONG FINISHED

12. THE BLUE BLAZER

13. CAT’S ARSE-KISSER AND DESMOND TUTU

14. ROWENA VS IAN

15. THE CATHOLIC MEN’S SOCIETY NEWSLETTER

16. NUTGROVE’S HERE

17. A NEW VOICE

18. SAVED BY THE WHEEL

19. MY TRUE VOCATION

20. ARGOS FUCK YOURSELF

21. PROJECT GUTTENBERG

22. LET’S GET A PERM

23. LIVE BAIT

24. EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT MIDDLESEX POLY (BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK)

25 ‘MAD DOG’ MIKE PENNINGTON’S THIRD AND FINAL GIG

26. GRADUATION

27. THE BROWN EDGE

28. STORMING THE CITADEL

29 ‘SO YOU THINK YOU’RE FUNNY?’

30. THE OLD FROG

31. LET GO, LET JOHNNY

32 ‘LUST FOR LIFE’

33. AMOS 3:3 – ‘DO TWO WALK TOGETHER, UNLESS THEY HAVE AGREED TO MEET?’

Picture Section

AFTERWORD

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

Copyright

About the Publisher

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Cover

Title Page

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The tree outside our bedroom window that looked like a witch

The parent alarm our Robert built with a Subbuteo floodlight and the switch contacts that he hid under the carpet outside our bedroom so we could play cards after lights out, not knowing that Dad used to stand outside tapping it for his own amusement –

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