Becoming Johnny Vegas
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Johnny Vegas. Becoming Johnny Vegas
CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION
1. THATTO HEATH RHAPSODY
2. THE WHITE FATHER
3. UPHOLLAND FIRST YEAR: ‘UNDERLOW’
4. ORWELL’S WORDS WERE MY SILENT LULLABY
5. THE VATICAN DIDN’T STAND A CHANCE FROM THAT MOMENT ON
6. A DECANTER OF SHERRY
7. UPHOLLAND SECOND YEAR: ‘LOW FIGS’
8. FUCK CATHOLIC GUILT!
9. MADAME HAD REAL CLASS
10. A SLOW-ACTING POISON WHOSE SYMPTOMS WON’T DILUTE
11. BENEDICTION HAD LONG FINISHED
12. THE BLUE BLAZER
13. CAT’S ARSE-KISSER AND DESMOND TUTU
14. ROWENA VS IAN
15. THE CATHOLIC MEN’S SOCIETY NEWSLETTER
16. NUTGROVE’S HERE
17. A NEW VOICE
18. SAVED BY THE WHEEL
19. MY TRUE VOCATION
20. ARGOS FUCK YOURSELF
21. PROJECT GUTTENBERG
22. LET’S GET A PERM
23. LIVE BAIT
24. EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT MIDDLESEX POLY (BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK)
25 ‘MAD DOG’ MIKE PENNINGTON’S THIRD AND FINAL GIG
26. GRADUATION
27. THE BROWN EDGE
28. STORMING THE CITADEL
29 ‘SO YOU THINK YOU’RE FUNNY?’
30. THE OLD FROG
31. LET GO, LET JOHNNY
32 ‘LUST FOR LIFE’
33. AMOS 3:3 – ‘DO TWO WALK TOGETHER, UNLESS THEY HAVE AGREED TO MEET?’
Picture Section
AFTERWORD
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
Copyright
About the Publisher
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Cover
Title Page
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The tree outside our bedroom window that looked like a witch
The parent alarm our Robert built with a Subbuteo floodlight and the switch contacts that he hid under the carpet outside our bedroom so we could play cards after lights out, not knowing that Dad used to stand outside tapping it for his own amusement –
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