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John Pritchard. The Yazoo Blues
Also by John Pritchard
Contents
Facilitator’s Prefatory Remarks
Chapter 1. God invented Cusswords — Bible Books — First & Second Befukatheez — The List of Saint Pisstofus — Majorettes and Mallards — A Cussin CD — Mad Owens — Litter-ture — The Hot-Tamale Nigga — Pelicans — Okra Winfrey
Chapter 2. Junior Ray Reflects on the True Nature of Time — He and Voyd Deal with a Nekkid Fat Man — And a Large Snake — Slab Town — Mr. Reitoff
Chapter 3. The Yellow Dog — Moon Lake — Sno-Cone — The Yazoo Pass Expedition — A Historian Is Born
Chapter 4. Love — Anguilla Benoit — Lt. Commander Watson Smith — Lt. Colonel James Wilson — Peyote is Considered — Old Colonel Duncan Benoit’s Experience with a Drug — Smith’s Disease — Anguilla Boards the Chillicothe — A Hardwood Jungle — Junior Ray’s Hot’n’Tots
Chapter 5. The R’nclads Enter the Pass — Chiwiddywee — Tea & the Commodore’s Quivering Lips — “All is Swamp!” — The Rebs Drop In — A Severed Head on The Beaudollar — The Gold Goes Overboard — The Road to Hell — Mr. Foster Gets a Blow Job
Chapter 6. Rebel Horsemen Ride on Top of the Water and Fly across the Tallahatchie — There Is No Shoreline — Smith’s Condition Is Debated — Mr. Brainsong & The Band Sissy — Irish Travellers
Chapter 7. More on the Commodore’s Sickness — More about Pay-Otey — “Big Mound it is!” — “Them po’ sumbiches from up North” — Colonel Benoit’s Bicycle Blimp — A Word About Niggas — Sherman’s Memwar — Taterbug Café — Hippies
Chapter 8. The Paymaster’s Gunboat — Nostalgie de la Boue — Mad Owens — Diving for Gold — Voyd’s Big Ass Idea —Things Work Out — The Magic Pussy Cabaret & Club — Mad’s Poems — More Love — The Illusion Is Shattered — Another Blow on the Job — Break Up — “Sireen”
Chapter 9. A Survey — Mysterious Hot-Tamales — The Sportsmen’s League — Lapdance — Little Petunia! — Dyna Flo Sins — Mad Fails at Love — Horn Island — The Importance of Sand — Mad’s Letter — Trip-Dik, Pussy for Men &The Clit-Mit
Chapter 10. Gene LaFoote the Parrot — A Matter of Law Enforcement Protocol — And a Missed Opportunity — Back to the Pass — Wild Hog Supper
Chapter 11. Blue Invaders and the Casinos — Water — A Submarine Connection? — German POWs — Softening of the Brain — Rear-ass Admiral Porter is Not Fat — The Pigtail Bandit — The Value of High Water — Leland Shaw — Junior Ray’s “Nine-Step Fukkin Fish Soup”
Chapter 12. The Romans Was Wrong — The Truth Is Unimaginable — The Ease of Research — Miss Sadie Hamlin — Them Planters Is Dying Out — Chinamens — History vs. Philosophy — Sex, the Magic Pussy, & the Law
Post-Ass Script
About the Author
Junior Ray
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Then cut off the stove, unload the whole thing on top of some of that unpolished brown rice from Arkansas, and eat it—with, of course, salt and cayenne or, you know, salt and . . . Crystal Pepper Sauce.
[1] A small town in southeast Mississippi, definitely not in the Delta.
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