Since the publication of the first Would You Rather…? title in 1997, Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg have gone forth to spawn a franchise that shows no signs of slowing down or growing old. In this hilariously hefty addition to the series, the authors have created more than 1,500 all-new, never-before-published questions that will have regular readers and newcomers alike laughing out loud as they ponder the often outrageous, sometimes sinful, usually unusual, and unfailingly uproarious questions posed.
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Justin Heimberg. Would You Rather...? The Big Book
WHO’D YOU RATHER…?
IT’S ALL RELATIVE
BY THE NUMBERS
FUN WITH PUPPETS
ROBBIN’ THE CRADLE
WHERE’D YOU RATHER…?
BAD BREAKS: WEIRD, WILD, AND WARPED
CATS VS. DOGS
POWERS
THE POO-POO/PEE-PEE PAGE
SEX CHANGE
PICK-A-PENIS!
VEXING VAGINAS!
NIPPLES!
EMBARRASSING EPISODES
PREDICTION: PAIN
EVERYBODY HAS A PIERCE
LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE…
WORK AND OFFICE
WHO’D YOU RATHER…?(NON-SEXUAL)
WOULD YOU RATHER…?FOR WOMEN
WOULD YOU RATHER…? FOR MEN
SCROTUM!
DATE, MARRY, SCREW
GOOD SPORTS
GROSS — GROVER CLEVELAND
RANDOM/“RAHDOM”
WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
YOUR TRUE CHARACTER
SETTING THE BAR
WEB YOU.O
WHO’S THE BOSS?
FANTASY FOOTBALL
SUMPIN’ SUMPIN’
20 STUPID QUESTIONS
ACTING OUT
FANTASIES
DATE, SCREW, KILL
BACK THAT APP UP!
WORLD’S BEST VENEREAL DISEASES
WOLD YOU…?
PANDA-MONIUM
FOR THE LADIES
PUBLIC PRIVATES
SERIOUS QUESTIONS
PRIVILEGES AND POSSESSIONS
CREATURE FEATURES
GETTING CARDED
DEATHS, INCONVENIENCES, AND OTHER THINGS THAT SUCK
DO TRY THIS AT HOME
FUN QUESTIONS FOR YOUR CHURCH YOUTH GROUP
WHO’D YOU RATHER…?PART 2:ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
(IM)PERFECT PARTNERS
MASH-UPS!
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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Big Thanks to the following people for their contributions: Paul Katz, Jonathan Stokes, Steve Harwood, Eric Immerman, and Jason Heimberg. Thanks, as always, to Tom Schirtz for his sleek, lightning-quick design and his always entertaining schadenfreude. Thanks to Robert Kempe and Junko Miyakoshi for their constant hard work. Thanks to David Zuckerman for his watchful eye. And thank you most of all to our lord and savior, Ralph Sampson, for his inspiration and strength.