The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman
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Laurence Sterne. The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman
THE LIFE AND OPINIONS OF TRISTRAM SHANDY, GENT.—VOLUME THE FIRST
Chapter 1.I
Chapter 1.II
Chapter 1.III
Chapter 1.IV
Chapter 1.V
Chapter 1.VI
Chapter 1.VII
Chapter 1.VIII
Chapter 1.IX
Chapter 1.X
Chapter 1.XI
Chapter 1.XII
Chapter 1.XIII
Chapter 1.XIV
Chapter 1.XV
Chapter 1.XVI
Chapter 1.XVII
Chapter 1.XVIII
Chapter 1.XIX
Chapter 1.XX
Chapter 1.XXI
Chapter 1.XXII
Chapter 1.XXIII
Chapter 1.XXIV
Chapter 1.XXV
Chapter 1.XXVI
Chapter 1.XXVII
Chapter 1.XXVIII
Chapter 1.XXIX
Chapter 1.XXX
Chapter 1.XXXI
Chapter 1.XXXII
Chapter 1.XXXIII
Chapter 1.XXXIV
Chapter 1.XXXV
Chapter 1.XXXVI
Chapter 1.XXXVII
Chapter 1.XXXVIII
Chapter 1.XXXIX
Chapter 1.XL
Chapter 1.XLI
Chapter 1.XLII
Chapter 1.XLIII
Chapter 1.XLIV
Chapter 1.XLV
Chapter 1.XLVI
Chapter 1.XLVII
Chapter 1.XLVIII
Chapter 1.XLIX
Chapter 1.L
Chapter 1.LI
Chapter 1.LII
THE LIFE AND OPINIONS OF TRISTRAM SHANDY, GENT.—VOLUME THE SECOND
Chapter 2.I
Chapter 2.II
Chapter 2.III
Chapter 2.IV
Chapter 2.V
Chapter 2.VI
Chapter 2.VII
Chapter 2.VIII
Chapter 2.IX
Chapter 2.X
Chapter 2.XI
Chapter 2.XII
Chapter 2.XIII
Chapter 2.XIV
Chapter 2.XV
Chapter 2.XVI
Chapter 2.XVII
Chapter 2.XVIII
Chapter 2.XIX
Chapter 2.XX
Chapter 2.XXI
Chapter 2.XXII
Chapter 2.XXIII
Chapter 2.XXIV
Chapter 2.XXV
Chapter 2.XXVI
Chapter 2.XXVII
Chapter 2.XXVIII
Chapter 2.XXIX
Chapter 2.XXX
Chapter 2.XXXI
Chapter 2.XXXII
Chapter 2.XXXIII
Chapter 2.XXXIV
Chapter 2.XXXV
Chapter 2.XXXVI
Chapter 2.XXXVII
Chapter 2.XXXVIII
Chapter 2.XXXIX
Chapter 2.XL
Chapter 2.XLI
Chapter 2.XLII
Chapter 2.XLIII
Chapter 2.XLIV
Chapter 2.XLV
Chapter 2.XLVI
Chapter 2.XLVII
Chapter 2.XVLIII
Chapter 2.XLIX
Chapter 2.L
Chapter 2.LI
Chapter 2.LII
Chapter 2.LIII
Chapter 2.LIV
Chapter 2.LV
Chapter 2.LVI
Chapter 2.LVII
Chapter 2.LVIII
Chapter 2.LX
Chapter 2.LXI
Chapter 2.LXII
Chapter 2.LXIII
Chapter 2.LXIV
Chapter 2.LXV
Chapter 2.LXVI
Chapter 2.LXVII
THE LIFE AND OPINIONS OF TRISTRAM SHANDY, GENT.—VOLUME THE THIRD
Chapter 3.I
Chapter 3.II
Chapter 3.III
Chapter 3.IV
Chapter 3.V
Chapter 3.VI
Chapter 3.VII
Chapter 3.VIII
Chapter 3.IX
Chapter 3.X
Chapter 3.XI
Chapter 3.XII
Chapter 3.XIII
Chapter 3.XIV
Chapter 3.XV
Chapter 3.XVI
Chapter 3.XVII
Chapter 3.XVIII
Chapter 3.XIX
Chapter 3.XX
Chapter 3.XXI
Chapter 3.XXII
Chapter 3.XXIII
Chapter 3.XXIV
Chapter 3.XXV
Chapter 3.XXVI
Chapter 3.XXVII
Chapter 3.XXVIII
Chapter 3.XXIX
Chapter 3.XXX
Chapter 3.XXXI
Chapter 3.XXXII
Chapter 3.XXXIII
Chapter 3.XXXIV
Chapter 3.XXXV
Chapter 3.XXXVI
Chapter 3.XXXVII
Chapter 3.XXXVIII
Chapter 3.XXXIX
Chapter 3.XL
Chapter 3.XLI
Chapter 3.XLII
Chapter 3.XLIII
Chapter 3.XLIV
Chapter 3.XLV
Chapter 3.XLVI
Chapter 3.XLVII
Chapter 3.XLVIII
Chapter 3.XLIX
Chapter 3.L
Chapter 3.LI
Chapter 3.LII
Chapter 3.LIII
Chapter 3.LIV
Chapter 3.LV
Chapter 3.LVI
Chapter 3.LVII
Chapter 3.LVIII
Chapter 3.LIX
Chapter 3.LX
Chapter 3.LXI
Chapter 3.LXII
Chapter 3.LXIII
Chapter 3.LXIV
Chapter 3.LXV
Chapter 3.LXVI
Chapter 3.LXVII
Chapter 3.LXVIII
Chapter 3.LXIX
Chapter 3.LXX
Chapter 3.LXXI
Chapter 3.LXXII
Chapter 3.LXXIII
Chapter 3.LXXIV
Chapter 3.LXXV
Chapter 3.LXXVI
Chapter 3.LXXVII
Chapter 3.LXXVIII
Chapter 3.LXXIX
Chapter 3.LXXX
Chapter 3.LXXXI
Chapter 3.LXXXII
Chapter 3.LXXXIII
Chapter 3.LXXXIV
Chapter 3.LXXXV
Chapter 3.LXXXVI
Chapter 3.LXXXVII
Chapter 3.LXXXVIII
Chapter 3.LXXXIX
Chapter 3.XC
Chapter 3.XCI
Chapter 3.XCII
Chapter 3.XCIII
Chapter 3.XCIV
Chapter 3.XCV
Chapter 3.XCVI
Chapter 3.XCVII
Chapter 3.XCVIII
Chapter 3.XCIX
Chapter 3.C
Chapter 3.CI
Chapter 3.CII
THE LIFE AND OPINIONS OF TRISTRAM SHANDY, GENT.—VOLUME THE FOURTH
Chapter 4.I
Chapter 4.II
Chapter 4.III
Chapter 4.IV
Chapter 4.V
Chapter 4.VI
Chapter 4.VII
Chapter 4.VIII
Chapter 4.IX
Chapter 4.X
Chapter 4.XI
Chapter 4.XII
Chapter 4.XIII
Chapter 4.XIV
Chapter 4.XV
Chapter 4.XVI
Chapter 4.XVII
Chapter 4.XVIII
Chapter 4.XIX
Chapter 4.XX
Chapter 4.XXI
Chapter 4.XXII
Chapter 4.XXIII
Chapter 4.XXIV
Chapter 4.XXV
Chapter 4.XXVI
Chapter 4.XXVII
Chapter 4.XXVIII
Chapter 4.XXIX
Chapter 4.XXX
Chapter 4.XXXI
Chapter 4.XXXII
Chapter 4.XXXIII
Chapter 4.XXXIV
Chapter 4.XXXV
Chapter 4.XXXVI
Chapter 4.XXXVII
Chapter 4.XXXVIII
Chapter 4.XXXIX
Chapter 4.XL
Chapter 4.XLI
Chapter 4.XLII
Chapter 4.XLIII
Chapter 4.XLIV
Chapter 4.XLV
Chapter 4.XLVI
Chapter 4.XLVII
Chapter 4.XLVIII
Chapter 4.XLIX
Chapter 4.L
Chapter 4.LI
Chapter 4.LII
Chapter 4.LIII
Chapter 4.LIV
Chapter 4.LV
Chapter 4.LVI
Chapter 4.LVII
Chapter 4.LVIII
Chapter 4.LIX
Chapter 4.LX
Chapter 4.LXI
Chapter 4.LXII
Chapter 4.LXIII
Chapter 4.LXIV
Chapter 4.LXV
Chapter 4.LXVI
Chapter 4.LXVII
Chapter 4.LXVIII
Chapter 4.LXIX
Chapter 4.LXX
Chapter 4.LXXI
Chapter 4.LXXII
Chapter 4.LXXIII
Chapter 4.LXXIV
Chapter 4.LXXV
Chapter 4.LXXVI
Chapter 4.LXXVII
Chapter 4.LXXVIII
Chapter 4.LXXIX
Chapter 4.LXXX
Chapter 4.LXXXI
Chapter 4.LXXXII
Chapter 4.LXXXIII
Chapter 4.LXXXIV
Chapter 4.the Seventy-eighth
Chapter 4.LXXXV
Chapter 4.LXXXVI
Chapter 4.LXXXVII
Chapter 4.LXXXVIII
Chapter 4.LXXXIX
Chapter 4.XC
Chapter 4.XCI
Chapter 4.XCII
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I wish either my father or my mother, or indeed both of them, as they were in duty both equally bound to it, had minded what they were about when they begot me; had they duly consider'd how much depended upon what they were then doing;—that not only the production of a rational Being was concerned in it, but that possibly the happy formation and temperature of his body, perhaps his genius and the very cast of his mind;—and, for aught they knew to the contrary, even the fortunes of his whole house might take their turn from the humours and dispositions which were then uppermost;—Had they duly weighed and considered all this, and proceeded accordingly,—I am verily persuaded I should have made a quite different figure in the world, from that in which the reader is likely to see me.—Believe me, good folks, this is not so inconsiderable a thing as many of you may think it;—you have all, I dare say, heard of the animal spirits, as how they are transfused from father to son, &c. &c.—and a great deal to that purpose:—Well, you may take my word, that nine parts in ten of a man's sense or his nonsense, his successes and miscarriages in this world depend upon their motions and activity, and the different tracks and trains you put them into, so that when they are once set a-going, whether right or wrong, 'tis not a half-penny matter,—away they go cluttering like hey-go mad; and by treading the same steps over and over again, they presently make a road of it, as plain and as smooth as a garden-walk, which, when they are once used to, the Devil himself sometimes shall not be able to drive them off it.
Pray my Dear, quoth my mother, have you not forgot to wind up the clock?—Good G..! cried my father, making an exclamation, but taking care to moderate his voice at the same time,—Did ever woman, since the creation of the world, interrupt a man with such a silly question? Pray, what was your father saying?—Nothing.
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When my uncle Toby got his map of Namur to his mind, he began immediately to apply himself, and with the utmost diligence, to the study of it; for nothing being of more importance to him than his recovery, and his recovery depending, as you have read, upon the passions and affections of his mind, it behoved him to take the nicest care to make himself so far master of his subject, as to be able to talk upon it without emotion.
In a fortnight's close and painful application, which, by the bye, did my uncle Toby's wound, upon his groin, no good,—he was enabled, by the help of some marginal documents at the feet of the elephant, together with Gobesius's military architecture and pyroballogy, translated from the Flemish, to form his discourse with passable perspicuity; and before he was two full months gone,—he was right eloquent upon it, and could make not only the attack of the advanced counterscarp with great order;—but having, by that time, gone much deeper into the art, than what his first motive made necessary, my uncle Toby was able to cross the Maes and Sambre; make diversions as far as Vauban's line, the abbey of Salsines, &c. and give his visitors as distinct a history of each of their attacks, as of that of the gate of St. Nicolas, where he had the honour to receive his wound.
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