Click: An Online Love Story

Click: An Online Love Story
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Fast approaching her 30th birthday and finding herself not married, not dating, and without even a prospect or a house full of cats, Renee Greene, the heroine of Click: An Online Love Story, reluctantly joins her best guy pal on a journey to find love online in Los Angeles. The story unfolds through a series of emails between Renee and her best friends (anal-compulsive Mark, the overly-judgmental Ashley and the over-sexed Shelley) as well as the gentlemen suitors she meets online. From the guy who starts every story with "My buddies and I were out drinking one night," to the egotistical "B" celebrity looking for someone to stroke his ego, Renee endures her share of hilarious and heinous cyber dates. Fraught with BCC's, FWD's and inadvertent Reply to All's, readers will root for Renee to "click" with the right man.

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Lisa Psy.D. Becker. Click: An Online Love Story

With gratitude to JR and GSD, for without you, life as I know it would not exist. With gratitude to mom and dad, for without you, I would not exist. Special thanks to TMZ and LA for their professional expertise

CHAPTER ONE – PRETTY PLEASE!!!!

To: Ashley Price

Dating World

Choose Jews

SciBer Love

Mode

Subject: Re: The Scoop

Subject: Re: The Scoop

Subject: Re: The Scoop. Priss, Price. Same difference. :) See you at 12:30

Subject: How do you do it?!?

No offense taken. You’re right. I’m not interested in getting serious with anyone. Why settle down when I’m having so much fun? So, handsome, wannabe actor, underwear-model-looking waiter, here I come. And, hopefully, when I say here I come…well you’re a smart girl, you know where this is heading. (HA! An unintentional pun, to boot.)

Subject: Re: How do you do it?!?

To: Renee Greene

To: Ashley Price

To: Renee Greene

CHAPTER TWO – UNSUITABLE SUITORS

From: Renee Greene – January 14, 2011 – 1:36 PM

From: Mark Finlay – January 17, 2011 – 9:04 AM

To: Renee Greene

To: Renee Greene

From: Renee Greene – January 22, 2011 – 12:22 PM

CHAPTER THREE – ANOTHER YEAR OLDER, ANOTHER YEAR WISER?

From: Ashley Price – January 31, 2011 – 12:01 PM

From: Ashley Price – January 31, 2011 – 12:14 PM

To: Ashley Price

To: Renee Greene

To: Ashley Price

To: Renee Greene

To: Ashley Price

To: Ashley Price

To: Renee Greene

To: Ashley Price

To: Renee Greene

To: Ashley Price

From: Ashley Price – March 11, 2011 – 9:06 AM

From: Ashley Price – March 11, 2011 – 10:15 AM

From: Ashley Price – March 11, 2011 – 11:50 PM

Finally! My profile is – almost – complete. I’ve written it and gotten feedback from my sister…and your sister (LOL!). Now it’s time for me to get feedback from the ultimate writing czar and grammar hawk. Having a friend in PR sure comes in handy. Hoping you will take a look, make suggestions, check for typos, etc

I’ve already been on three heinous online dates and endured a tongue lashing by one psycho cyber stalker and you haven’t even gotten yourself out there? I am reviewing now….okay. Just read through. Only edits are hyphens added throughout – see attached. When you use compound adjectives to modify a noun, those adjectives need to be hyphenated. Sorry. But you asked for the “Grammar Hawk,” no? Otherwise, looks great. Now post that bio!

So? Any news from the front lines of the online dating wars?

Fingers crossed! Call me when you get home. Doesn’t matter how late. I’ll be up writing code. And, no, Shelley, “writing code” isn’t code for something. It’s just writing code

CHAPTER FOUR – LOVE IS A FOUR LETTER WORD

CHAPTER FIVE – DATING PURGATORY

Subject: Re: Certifiable, no?

Subject: Re: Certifiable, no?

Subject: Re: Certifiable, no?

Subject: Re: Certifiable, no?

Subject: Re: Certifiable, no?

Subject: Re: Exhaustion

Subject: Re: Exhaustion

Subject: Re: Exhaustion

Subject: Re: Exhaustion

To: Ashley Price

To: Renee Greene

To: Ashley Price

To: Renee Greene

To: Renee Greene

CHAPTER SIX: DATING THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY

To: Renee Greene

To: Ashley Price

To: Renee Greene

To: Shelley Manning

To: Shelley Manning

To: Shelley Manning

To: Renee Greene

To: Shelley Manning

From: Renee Greene – August 8, 2011 – 11:13 AM

From: Shelley Manning – August 8, 2011 – 11:17 AM

From: Ashley Price – August 8, 2011 – 12:05 PM

From: Mark Finlay – August 8, 2011 – 12:11 PM

From: Renee Greene – August 8, 2011 – 1:15 PM

From: Renee Greene – August 11, 2011 – 9:27 PM

From: Shelley Manning – August 12, 2011 – 8:02 AM

From: Renee Greene – August 12, 2011 – 8:10 AM

From: Renee Greene – August 14, 2011 – 9:11 AM

From: Ashley Price – August 14, 2011 – 9:15 AM

YUCK! That’s just gross. I would talk to HR about that one. From: Shelley Manning – August 14, 2011 – 9:43 AM

From: Renee Greene – August 14, 2011 – 9:45 AM

From: Renee Greene – August 17, 2011 – 10:12 AM

From: Shelley Manning – August 17, 2011 – 10:13 AM

CHAPTER SEVEN – BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN

CHAPTER EIGHT: A NORMAL, HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP?

To: Ashley Price

To: Renee Greene

To: Ashley Price

To: Renee Greene

To: Ashley Price

To: Ashley Price

To: Renee Greene

To: Ashley Price

To: Renee Greene

To: Shelley Manning, Ashley Price, Mark Finlay

To: Renee Greene; Shelley Manning, Ashley Price,

To: Renee Greene; Shelley Manning, Mark Finlay

To: Renee Greene, Ashley Price, Mark Finlay

To: Renee Greene

To: Renee Greene

To: Ashley Price

To: Renee Greene

To: Ashley Price

To: Shelley Manning, Ashley Price

CHAPTER NINE – IT’S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL

To: Renee Greene, Shelley Manning, Ashley Price

To: Mark Finlay, Shelley Manning, Ashley Price

To: Renee Greene

To: Ashley Price

To: Renee Greene

To: Ashley Price

To: Renee Greene

To: Renee Greene, Shelley Manning, Ashley Price

To: Ashley Price

To: Renee Greene

To: Ashley Price

To: Renee Greene

To: Ashley Price

To: Renee Greene

To: Ashley Price

To: Renee Greene

To: Ashley Price

To: Ashley Price

To: Ashley Price

To: Shelley Manning

To: Ashley Price; Shelley Manning

To: Renee Greene; Shelley Manning

To: Ashley Price; Renee Greene

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From: Mark Finlay – January 2, 2011 – 9:03 AM

To: Renee Greene

.....

But on to important matters. You are a truly wonderful woman and person. You will meet someone. You will get married. You will have your three kids. You just need to have faith and you just need to get out there. You're never going to meet someone sitting at home and lamenting over Derrick. It's been over a year and you haven't gotten on with things. I don't mean to sound harsh (unless we're talking about Miss Priss of course) but it's time for some tough love - not the S&M kind although that could be fun ;) - and I do love you.

From: Renee Greene – January 5, 2011 – 10:05 AM

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