The Giggle-a-Day Joke Book

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Литагент HarperCollins USD. The Giggle-a-Day Joke Book

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Monday’s jokes are about ghosts ghouls, monsters … and school! That’s because Mondays are moandays! GHOSTS, GHOULS AND MONSTERS

SCHOOL

Tuesday is Choose-Day! You can choose to have a giggle over Knock! Knock! jokes or Doctor! Doctor! jokes

DOCTOR! DOCTOR!

Wednesday is When?day (Who? What? Why? and How?day too!) so here are lots of question and answer jokes

Thursday is Thor’s day – named after the god of war. So Thursday’s jokes are all about names, starting with one about Thor himself

Friday’s jokes have to be about food. There are also loads of Waiter! Waiter! jokes in this section, in case you are feeling hungry!

Hooray – it’s the weekend! Saturday is a time you can be with your family, so Saturday’s jokes are about Families and … there’s a section of Favourites too! Families

Favourites

So many of you sent in Animal jokes, that we have devoted the whole of Sunday to them. With no school and the shopping done, you should have plenty of time for looking after your animals … and for giggling!

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Title Page

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What’s the difference between a man who has walked into a haunted house, and a dog with fleas?

One is itching to go and the other is going to itch!

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