Break-Up Club: A smart, funny novel about love and friendship

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Lorelei Mathias. Break-Up Club: A smart, funny novel about love and friendship

LORELEI MATHIAS. Break-Up Club

Prologue

The Rules of Break-up Club – ‘To our members, we’re the first emergency service’

PART ONE

1. Tunnel Vision

2. Airbrushing

3. Holloway

4. Habana

5. Unexpected Item in the Bagging Area

6. Recalculating

7. Break-up and Smell the Coffee

8. Don’t U… 4Get About Me

PART TWO

9. And Then There Were Four

10. The Cistern Chapel

11. Love Don’t Live Here Anymore

12. Status Anxiety

13. Friday, I’m Not in Love

14. Bang and the Pain is Gone

15. Niche Quiche

16. Like Buses

17. When the Night Meets the Morning Sun

18. Back in the Foetal Position

19. Bang on Trend

20. When Harry Met Holly

21. She Who is Tired of London

22. Departures

23. Bleak Camping

24. Leaving on a Jet Plane

25. Somebody That I Used to Know

26. Eating for Two

PART THREE

27. Here’s What You Could’ve Won

28. Mind the Gap

29. Forrest Grump

30. The Ex-orcist

31. Ctrl Alt Del Ldn

32. Out With the Old

33. Resolutions

34. Broke-up Club

35. Traffic Wardens

36. Alight Here

EPILOGUE

Reader, I Left Him

‘Out-Breaks’ – Scenes from the cutting-room floor

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

About the Author

About the Publisher

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‘I remember,’ chimed in Holly, ‘he was that guy in Fresher’s week. The one every girl wanted to… you know, and every guy wanted to be.’

‘But it’s easy to be nostalgic about Old Ross – before he killed his personality off with a lethal concoction of daytime TV and JavaScript.’

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