‘It’s OK, I’m wearing really big knickers!’

‘It’s OK, I’m wearing really big knickers!’
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Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison’s second book about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Louise is an international bestselling author and her books can’t fail to make you laugh out loud.What is the matter with my life? Why is it so deeply unfab?• It's a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God…• I think I have snog withdrawal. My lips keep puckering up…• I tried snogging the back of my hand, but it's no good…• It's been over a week. I wonder if it's my nose…• I have a HUGE nose that means I have to live for ever in the Ugly Home.

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Louise Rennison. ‘It’s OK, I’m wearing really big knickers!’

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Contents

The Sex God has landed…and, er, taken off again. Sunday July 18th. My room. 6:00 p.m

7:00 p.m

7:15 p.m

7:18 p.m

9:00 p.m

9:10 p.m

9:15 p.m

Police raid. Mucho excitemondo. 12:10 a.m

Monday July 19th. 11:00 a.m

2:00 p.m

My room. 2:10 p.m

2:30 p.m

5:00 p.m

5:05 p.m

5:10 p.m

5:20 p.m

5:23 p.m

9:10 p.m

9:15 p.m

9:30 p.m

10:00 p.m

Midnight

1:00 a.m

1:30 a.m

1:35 a.m

Tuesday July 20th. 10:00 a.m

10:36 a.m

Midday

1:00 p.m

6:00 p.m

6:30 p.m

6:35 p.m

7:30 p.m

9:00 p.m

9:30 p.m

Wednesday July 21st. Dawn– well, 10:00 a.m

2:30 p.m

3:00 p.m

3:19 p.m

3:21 p.m

3:30 p.m

3:39 p.m

3:41 p.m

Phone rang. 3:45 p.m

5:00 p.m

My room. In bed. 10:30 p.m

11:15 p.m

11:17 p.m

11:29 p.m

Thursday July 22nd. Day before the last day of my life. Hunger protest. 2:00 p.m

4:00 p.m

4:05 p.m

4:10 p.m

11:30 p.m

Friday July 23rd. The day the world ends. Midday

12:10 p.m

Great news!!!!!!!! 1:00 p.m

3:00 p.m

4:20 p.m

5:00 p.m

11:00 p.m

Saturday July 24th. 11:00 a.m

Midday

Monday July 26th. 2:00 p.m

Teatime. 4:50 p.m

8:00 p.m

8:10 p.m

My room. 8:20 p.m

8:40 p.m

8:45 p.m

9:00 p.m

9:30 p.m

11:00 p.m

Midnight

1:00 a.m

Tuesday July 27th SG Day. Setting off to his house. 7:00 p.m

7:20 p.m

Walking down Arundel Street. 7:30 p.m

7:40 p.m

In the telephone box. 7:45 p.m

7:50 p.m

7:55 p.m

Midnight

12:30 a.m

1:30 a.m

1:35 a.m

1:40 a.m

Wednesday July 28th. 3:35 p.m

Friday July 30th. 5:00 p.m

10:00 p.m

10:15 p.m

Saturday July 31stbr. 7:55 p.m

Snogging withdrawal. Sunday August 1st. 8:00 a.m

10:00 a.m

Church. 10:40 a.m

Monday August 2nd. 12:10 p.m

3:30 p.m

Tuesday August 3rd. 10:30 p.m

Midnight

Wednesday August 4th. 4:00 p.m

4:30 p.m

4:40 p.m

4:50 p.m

4:55 p.m

5:00 p.m

7:00 p.m

8:00 p.m

8:05 p.m

8:15 p.m

8:30 p.m

9:00 p.m

9:30 p.m

Midnight

Thursday August 5th. Still boiling. 4:00 p.m

10:00 p.m

Midnight

12:15 a.m

Friday August 6th. 11:00 a.m

11:30 a.m

11:45 a.m

Midday

Saturday August 7th. 6:20 p.m

Sunday August 8th. 3:50 p.m

Monday August 9th. 11:40 a.m

Wednesday August 11th. 2:49 p.m

3:00 p.m

3:32 p.m

3:35 p.m

4:00 p.m

4:30 p.m

5:00 p.m

Friday August 13th. My bedroom. 1:00 a.m

1:05 a.m

1:06 a.m

1:10 a.m

2:00 a.m

2:05 a.m

2:05 and 30 secs

2:06 a.m

Sunday August 15th. In bed. 9:40 p.m

9:41 p.m

Monday August 16th. 9:00 a.m

Tuesday August 17th. 8:30 a.m

Thursday August 19th. 11:00 a.m

Monday August 23rd. 2:10 a.m

2:15 a.m

2:48 a.m

3:35 a.m

Thursday August 26th. 10:33 p.m

Friday August 27th. 4:20 p.m

My room. Midnight

Saturday August 28th. 2:10 p.m

10:00 p.m

11:00 p.m

11:30 p.m

11:32 p.m

Sunday August 29th. 6:30 p.m

8:00 p.m

Monday August 30th. 1:43 p.m

2:00 p.m

4:05 p.m

5:00 p.m

Operation elastic band. Wednesday September 1st. 7:00 p.m

7:05 p.m

7:08 p.m

7:30 p.m

7:42 p.m

8:30 p.m

Midnight

12:20 a.m

2:30 a.m

12:35 a.m

1:00 a.m

Saturday September 4th. 5:50 p.m

6:00 p.m

Sunday September 5th 5:10 p.m

5:45 p.m

Midnight

Monday September 6th. 10:00 p.m

Wednesday September 8th. 10:00 p.m

10:30 p.m

11:00 p.m

Thursday September 9th. 8:00 a.m

Bathroom. 8:10 a.m

8:30 a.m

9:00 a.m

Break 11:00 a.m

4:45 p.m

5:05 p.m

5:15 p.m

5:16 p.m

7:00 p.m

7:15 p.m

8:00 p.m

9:00 p.m

Wednesday September 15th. Assembly. 9:00 a.m

RE. 10:00 a.m

1:15 p.m

5:00 p.m

5:03 p.m

5:16 p.m

5:18 p.m

5:19 p.m

5:20 p.m

5:21 p.m

5:23 p.m

My bedroom. 7:00 p.m

10:30 p.m

Thursday September 16th. 8:20 a.m

11:00 a.m

5:00 p.m

5:15 p.m

5:20 p.m

5:21 p.m

6:00 p.m

6:02 p.m

6:05 p.m

6:07 p.m

11:00 p.m

Saturday September 18th. 10:00 a.m

10:05 a.m

1:00 p.m

4:00 p.m

9:30 p.m

10:00 p.m

Tuesday September 21st. 4:15 p.m

11:00 p.m

11:10 p.m

Friday September 24th. Morning break. 11:00 a.m

Lunchtime. 12:30 p.m

Afternoon break. 2:30 p.m

3:30 p.m

4:15 p.m

4:30 p.m

6:07 p.m

Monday September 27th. Sports. 2:50 p.m

In bed. 9:30 p.m

10:30 p.m

Wednesday September 29th. Operation Elastic Band. Kitchen. 8:00 a.m

3:50 p.m

Jas’s house. 5:00 p.m

9:15 p.m

Crazy Coconut. 9:30 p.m

11:00 p.m

Midnight

1:00 a.m

2:00 a.m

3:00 a.m

3:30 a.m

4:00 a.m

Thursday September 30th. 3:00 p.m

4:30 p.m

4:45 p.m

5:00 p.m

Giganticus pantibus. Monday October 4th. 9:30 a.m

Geoggers. 10:00 a.m

Break. 11:00 a.m

My bedroom. 5:30 p.m

5:35 p.m

6:00 p.m

6:30 p.m

6:45 p.m

8:00 p.m

9:40 p.m

Tuesday October 5th. 10:30 a.m

Maths. 10:35 a.m

12:32 p.m

Physics. 1:30 p.m

5:00 p.m

Midnight

Wednesday October 6th. 4:30 p.m

My bedroom. 6:00 p.m

Thursday October 7th. 11:30 a.m

RE. 1:30 p.m

3:45 p.m

7:30 p.m

11:00 p.m

Friday October 8th. 4:00 p.m

7:00 p.m

My room. Thinking. 11:00 p.m

11:30 p.m

Midnight

12:30 a.m

12:32 a.m

Saturday October 9th. 11:50 a.m

My room. 2:30 p.m

4:00 p.m

5:30 p.m

6:00 p.m

6:05 p.m

6:30 p.m

Bed. 11:00 p.m

11:30 p.m

Midnight

1:00 a.m

1:15 a.m

1:30 a.m

Sunday October 10th. 10:00 p.m

Monday October 11th. School. 8:30 a.m

Last bell. 3:50 p.m

7:00 p.m

8:00 p.m

9:00 p.m

9:30 p.m

Tuesday October 12th. Hockey pitch. 2:30 p.m

2:50 p.m

Half-time. No score. 3:15 p.m

4:10 p.m

4:30 p.m

6:15 p.m

7:00 p.m

7:15 p.m

7:45 p.m

8:00 p.m

8:30 p.m

9:00 p.m

10:00 p.m

10:10 p.m

Wednesday October 13th. School. 8:30 a.m

4:00 p.m

5:00 p.m

6:00 p.m

Saturday October 16th. 11:00 a.m

2:30 p.m

In bed. 8:00 p.m

10:00 p.m

11:00 p.m

Midnight

3:00 a.m

Monday October 18th. School. Break. 2:15 p.m

French. 3:00 p.m

3:30 p.m

4:00 p.m

4:30 p.m

5:00 p.m

6:30 p.m

My room. 8:30 p.m

8:35 p.m

8:40 p.m

8:45 p.m

8:46 p.m

8:50 p.m

8:56 p.m

8:57 p.m

Midnight

2:00 a.m

Tuesday October 19th. 8:45 a.m

Balloon city. 4:00 p.m

First of the loons arrive. 5:00 p.m

6:00 p.m

7:00 p.m

12:30 a.m

1:00 a.m

Wednesday October 20th. 12:30 p.m

12:45 p.m

1:00 p.m

1:25 p.m

4:00 p.m

5:00 p.m

6:00 p.m

7:20 p.m

Midnight

1:00 a.m

1:05 a.m

1:10 a.m

1:15 a.m

1:20 a.m

1:25 a.m

1:30 a.m

Georgia’s Glossary

Preview. Return of the loonleader. Thursday October 21st. 1:00 p.m

2:00 p.m

3:30 p.m

3:50 p.m

4:10 p.m

4:30 p.m

4:45 p.m

7:00 p.m

8:00 p.m

8:05 p.m

If you enjoyed It's OK, I'm wearing really big knickers, check out these other great Louise Rennison titles

Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson:

About the Publisher

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To my dear family: Mutti, Vati, Sophie, Libbs, Hons, Eduardo Delfonso Delgardo, John S, Apee, Francesbirginia and especially Kimbo. Thanks you all for not killing me yet.

An especial thank you to John, the Pope. Where would I have been without your wise advice– “Stop making such a fuss and just get on with it, you silly girl!”?

.....

I don’t think I could be more sad. We are going to be away for months. I will miss all my friends; I’ll lose the SG. My hockey career will be in ruins. Everyone knows the Maoris don’t play hockey. They play…er…anyway, we haven’t done New Zealand in geoggers yet, so I don’t know what they do. Who cares?

Time ticking away. It’s like waiting to be buried, I should think. Or being in RE.

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