Ohmygiddygodspyjamas! The tenth marvy book in the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson is here! Get ready to laugh like a loon on loon tablets.It’s the FINAL instalment of Georgia's fab and hilarious diary!Does Georgia escape the cakeshop of luuurve?Can there be more heartbreaknosity in store?Will the Sex God pop up again unexpectedly (oo-er)!And what about the supreme accidental snogmaster Dave the Laugh?Will she FINALLY choose her only one and only?So many boys, so little time…
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Louise Rennison. Are these my basoomas I see before me?
Table of Contents
You know you luuurve it, you cheeky Fräulein!
Elepoon in your nick-nacks
FIRE!!! I’m gonna teach you to burn!
Suddenly he got his maracas out
My tights runneth over
How to Make Any Twit Fall in Love With You
Slim’s snogging lecture
Sven finds his inner Woman (unfortunately)
I may have a slight fence burn
Whey-heyyyy!!
Just call me Pongo
Twits in Tights Fiasco
Rom and Jule: the tragedy (you’re not kidding, mate)
A Note from Georgia
Georgia’s Glossary
The Having the Hump Scale
The Snogging Scale
Great Mates Scale
Copyright
About the Publisher
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In memory of the original Luuurve God with the big fat red Yorkshire legs:
Big Fat Bobbins.
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Oh yes. Here comes Miss Prissy Knickers herself. And her boyfriend, Hunky. She caught sight of us and shouted over, “Hi, Rosie, hi, Ellen, Mabs, Jools, Hons…”
She deliberately didn’t say hello to me. How childish.
