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Louise Rennison. ‘…startled by his furry shorts!’
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In memory and love of Dezza the Vicar
A Note from Georgia
Living in Fiasco land. Saturday June 18th. 9:00 p.m
Looking out of my bedroom window at the stars. 9:01 p.m
9:03 p.m
9:03 p.m. and a half
9:04 p.m
9:05 p.m
9:10 p.m
9:25 p.m
9:26 p.m
9:30 p.m
9:40 p.m
9:42 p.m
9:45 p.m
Midnight
12:10 a.m
12:20 a.m
12:26 a.m
12:30 a.m
12:31 a.m
12:36 a.m
12:39 a.m
12:41 a.m
12:42 a.m
12:45 a.m
12:52 a.m
12:54 a.m
Sunday June 19th. My bedroom. 10:00 a.m
11:00 a.m
11:30 a.m
11:35 a.m
Jas’s bedroom. Lunchtime
Ten minutes later
Ten minutes later
1:30 p.m
One minute later
Back in my bedroom of pain. 7:00 p.m
Five minutes later
Ten minutes later
One minute later
In the kitchen
Five minutes later
7:30 p.m
7:40 p.m
Five minutes later
Five minutes later
Ten minutes later
In the bathroom
In Mutti and Vati’s bedroom
One minute later
One minute later
8:10 p.m
Wandering lonely as a clud round the house. 8:15 p.m
Ten minutes later
Loony alert. One minute later
10:00 p.m
Two minutes later
10:35 p.m
Midnight
2:00 a.m
Monday June 20th. 8:00 a.m
Cleaning my tushy pegs. Ten minutes later
One minute later
8:40 a.m
Hobbling into Stalag 14
Assembly
One minute later
One minute later
Outside Slim’s office. Ten minutes later
Two minutes later
German
Fifteen minutes later
Break
Two minutes later
4:15 p.m
Home
One minute later
Ten minutes later
Twenty minutes later
Park
Two minutes later
One minute later
Walking up my road
8:00 p.m
In bed. 11:00 p.m
Tuesday June 21st. 7:30 a.m
Wednesday June 22nd. 6:00 p.m
6:30 p.m
8:30 p.m
Midnight
Thursday June 23rd. Banging on Jas’s door. 7:50 a.m
One minute later
One minute later
Walking along to Stalag 14. 8:30 a.m
Assembly
Break
In bed. 7:30 p.m
7:45 p.m
8:00 p.m
9:00 p.m
9:10 p.m
Samedi
On the brink of madnosity. Friday June 24th. Dawn
One minute later
7:40 a.m
8:10 a.m
8:15 a.m
8:20 a.m
8:30 a. m
Assembly
Behind the fives court. Break time
Two minutes later
Maths
One minute later
Five minutes later
Afternoon break
Ten minutes later
MacUseless rehearsals. 4:10 p.m
Five minutes later
Five minutes later
Two minutes later
Back in the tarts’ wardrobe for a final make-up check Ten minutes later
6:00 p.m
Two minutes later
Ten minutes later
Two minutes later
6:15 p.m
6:25 p.m
In my bedroom. 6:45 p.m
7:00 p.m
7:15 p.m
7:30 p.m
7:45 p.m
7:55 p.m
7:58 p.m
7:59 p.m
8:00 p.m
8:05 p.m
8:10 p.m
8:30 p.m
9:02 p.m
9:03 p.m
9:08 p.m
9:10 p.m
9:20 p.m
9:30 p.m
9:32 p.m
9:33 p.m
9:34 p.m
9:35 p.m
9:40 p.m
Downstairs. 9:45 p.m
9:46 p.m
9:48 p.m
Four minutes later
In my bedroom. 10:00 p.m
10:10 p.m
Two minutes later
Two minutes later
Five minutes later
Saturday June 25th. 8:30 a.m
In the bathroom
Kitchen
In my bedroom. Back in my bed of pain. 10:00 a.m
Thirty minutes later
Two minutes later
One minute later
Five minutes later
In Libby’s room. Ten minutes later
Two minutes later
11:00 a.m
11:05 a.m
11:07 a.m
11:10 a.m
11:11 a.m
Hysteria Headquarters. Two minutes later
Two minutes later
Two minutes later
One minute later
One minute later
Fifteen minutes later
Back in the cake shop of agony. In my bedroom. 4:00 p.m
5:00 p.m
6:30 p.m
Fifteen minutes later
8:30 p.m
Two minutes later
Ten minutes later
Five minutes later
Five minutes later
9:30 p.m
Sunday June 26th. 9:00 a.m
Walking to church. 9:45 a.m
Home again in my room. 12:30 p.m
Evening
Girdey loins. Monday June 27th
8:30 a.m
Assembly
Break
Blodge
Games. Swimming pool
3:00 p.m
4:10 pm
Home
6:30 p.m
In my bedroom. Ten minutes later
Five minutes later
One minute later
In the kitchen
One minute later
Three minutes later
My bedroom. 8:30 p.m
10:30 p.m
Five minutes later
One minute later
One minute later
One minute later
Tuesday June 28th. In the kitchen
11:00 a.m
English. In the gym
Ten minutes later
Walking home. 4:30 p.m
Friday July 1st. 1:00 p.m
One minute later
Emergency Ace Gang meeting. Afternoon break
Physics
Five minutes later
Five minutes later
One minute later
Two minutes later
Two minutes later
One minute later
One minute later
One minute later
One minute later
One minute later
Two minutes later
One minute later
One minute later
Two minutes later
Mad Headquarters. Otherwise known as MacUseless rehearsals. 4:30 p.m
Five minutes later
Walking home together
Fifteen minutes later
Nearly home
In my room
Mate of the century. Saturday July 2nd. Downtown. Lunchtime
1:30 p.m
Boots
Evening
Clock tower. 7:00 p.m
Katie Steadman’s house. 7:40 p.m
7:45 p.m
8:45 p.m
Having a breather in the garden. 9:30 p.m
Half an hour later
10:40 p.m
11:00 p.m
11:30 p.m
Five minutes later
Five minutes later
One minute later
Ducked down behind a car. Thirty seconds later
One minute later
Two minutes later
In my room
Five minutes later
Thirteen minutes later
Sunday July 3rd. 10:30 a.m
Me and Jas in my bed eating cornflakes. 12:00 p.m
12:15 p.m
12:30 p.m
In the woods. 3:00 p.m
9:00 p.m
10:00 p.m
10:10 p.m
10:15 p.m
10:30 p.m
10:35 p.m
10:45 p.m
Midnight
12:03 a.m
12:05 a.m
12:07 a.m
12:10 a.m
Monday July 4th. On the way to Stalag 14. 8:20 a.m
8:30 a.m
8:35 a.m
8:40 a.m
2:00 p.m
2:30 p.m
2:35 p.m
In the corridor, lolloping along to French. 2:55 p.m
3:00 p.m
On the way home. 4:30 p.m
Five minutes later
One minute later
One minute later
Five minutes later
Lesbian Monastery Training Headquarters, aka, my. bedroom. Evening
MacPants. Wednesday July 6th. Afternoon break
4:30 p.m
Three minutes later
Five minutes later
Fifteen minutes later
Friday July 8th. MacUseless Headquarters. 4:50 p.m
5:00 p.m
5:50 p.m
8:30 p.m
9:10 p.m
9:15 p.m
Still jogging. Two minutes later
Midnight
Ten minutes past midnight
Saturday July 9th
7:00 p.m
7:05 p.m
7:30 p.m
The banquet scene. 8:30 p.m
9:30 p.m
9:45 p.m
9:55 p.m
10:20 p.m
Walking home with the rest of the gang. 10:45 p.m
Midnight
Sunday July 10th. 1:30 p.m
2:00 p.m
2:30 p.m
Four minutes later
Walking up the garden path in a very odd way
Five minutes later
6:00 p.m
6:25 p.m
Monday July 11th
Assembly
French
P. E
Ace Gang Headquarters
1:30 p.m
German
On the way home
Wednesday July 13th
4:10 p.m
One minute later
One minute later
One minute later
Three minutes later
Half an hour later
In bed
Midnight
12:10 a.m
12:15 a.m
12:30 a.m
Thursday July 14th
In the park. 4:30 p.m
5:00 p.m
5:30 p.m
7:00 p.m
7:40 p.m
Friday July 15th. 10:00 a.m
One minute later
One minute later
Lunchtime
Walking home
5:00 p.m
Saturday July 16th. 11:00 a.m
Jas on the phone. Thirty seconds later
3:00 p.m
4:00 p.m
5:00 p.m
6:30 p.m
7:00 p.m
Clock tower
Fifteen minutes later
In the tarts’ wardrobe
8:30 p.m
8:35 p.m
8:40 p.m
Two minutes later
Stiff Dylans onstage
Half an hour later
Half an hour later
Back in the club. Five minutes later
10:45 p.m
Five minutes later
In the tarts’ wardrobe
One minute later
One minute later
In the club
Tarts’ wardrobe
Back in the club
Georgia’s Glossary
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