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Hoooooorrrrn!! Saturday July 16th. 11:45 p.m
11:50 p.m
Three minutes later
11:56 p.m
Thirty seconds later
Five minutes later
12:15 a.m
12:25 a.m
12:30 a.m
One minute later
In bed under the sheets of life. One minute later
Five minutes later
One minute later
Sunday July 17th. 7:00 a.m
7:35 a.m
Back in my bed with snacksies. Five minutes later
Five minutes later
Three minutes later
One minute later
7:55 a.m
8:00 a.m
8:01 a.m
8:06 a.m
8:12 a.m
8:30 a.m
8:35 a.m
Outside on the drive
Five minutes later
One minute later
One minute later
In Jas’s garden. 9:00 a.m
Three minutes later
One minute later
Five minutes later
Two minutes later
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In Jas’s bedroom
Ten minutes later
Park. Midday
On the swings
Five minutes later
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One minute later
Twenty minutes later
Fifteen minutes later
In bed. 5:00 p.m
5:30 p.m
5:31 p.m
Two minutes later
6:00 p.m
6:10 p.m
6:20 p.m
7:30 p.m
7:35 p.m
8:15 p.m
Bathroom. Five minutes later
In the kitchen. 9:00 p.m
Five minutes later
11:00 p.m
11:20 p.m
11:25 p.m
11:30 p.m
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11:40 p.m
11:50 p.m
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Midnight
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12:30 a.m
12:40 a.m
12:45 a.m
12:50 a.m
1:00 a.m
1:10 a.m
Snot disco dancing. Monday July 18th. 8:00 a.m
8:10 a.m
8:20 a.m
8:30 a.m
8:35 a.m
8:36 a.m
8:40 a.m
Ace Gang Headquarters. Break
Five minutes later
German
Five minutes later
Twenty minutes later
On our way to French
French
4:10 p.m
In my bedroom. 6:00 p.m
6:30 p.m
6:40 p.m
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8:20 p.m
8:45 p.m
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Tuesday July 19th. Stalag 14
In the cloakroom
Fifteen minutes later
Ace Gang Headquarters. Break
Five minutes later
Five minutes later
3:00 p.m
4:20 p.m
Home
Two minutes later
One minute later
One minute later
6:00 p.m
6:30 p.m
6:32 p.m
6:35 p.m
One minute later
7:10 p.m
7:15 p.m
Ten minutes to get to East Street
Five minutes later
Two minutes later
Three quarters of an hour later
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The gate to Bonkers Hall (i.e. my house) 10:00 p.m
Two minutes later
10:15 p.m
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Return of the Hornmeister, quickly followed by the Luuurve God. Wednesday July 20th. On the way to Stalag 14
Assembly
Blodge
Five minutes later
Two minutes later
An hour later
On the way to English
English
French
On the way home. 4:15 p.m
In my bedroom
5:30 p.m
Two minutes later
One minute later
Ten minutes later
In the bathroom
Two minutes later
Fifteen minutes later
Two minutes later
In the kitchen
In the kitchen
Thursday July 21st. 8:30 a.m
Stalag 14. 9:30 a.m
Tennis courts
Ace Gang Headquarters. Lunchtime
Half an hour later
In bed
Two minutes later
One minute later
Friday July 22nd
8:20 a.m
One minute later
My bedroom. 6:00 p.m
Five minutes later
Two minutes later
Three minutes later
Five minutes later
6:30 p.m
Five minutes later
One minute later
In the kitchen
Ten minutes later
In bed snuggled down
9:00 p.m
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The piddly-diddly department of life. Saturday July 23rd. 9:00 a.m
9:30 a.m
10:15 a.m
11:00 a.m
One minute later
In the bath. 4:00 p.m
In the kitchen. 4:15 p.m
Two minutes later
In my bedroom
Looking in the mirror
7:10 p.m
7:15 p.m
Clock tower. 7:40 p.m
Stiff Dylans gig
One minute later
9:30 p.m
Forty-fifth visit to the tarts’ emporium
Ten minutes later
Back in the gig
Fifteen minutes later
One minute later
Two minutes later
Break
Tarts’ wardrobe
Back in the club of life
Fifteen minutes later
11:45 p.m
Midnight
Five minutes later
Walking home with the gang
Four minutes later
Four years later
Jas’s house
Upstairs
In bed
12:40 a.m
12:50 a.m
In the bathroom
12:55 a.m
1:05 a.m
1:30 a.m
2:30 a.m
2:50 a.m
Blah, blah, rubbish, rubbish, dribble, dribble, arse! Sunday July 24th
In my bedroom. 4:00 p.m
5:30 p.m
6:30 p.m
7:00 p.m
7:30 p.m
8:00 p.m
8:30 p.m
9:30 p.m
9:40 p.m
9:45 p.m
Midnight
12:35 a.m
12:40 a.m
12:45 a.m
Monday July 25th. Morning
8:10 a.m
Careers talk. 10:30 a.m
Ten minutes later
4:20 p.m
Teatime at Bonkers Headquarters
Kitchen. 10:00 p.m
Five minutes later
Ten minutes later
Midnight
Tuesday July 26th. Breakfast
2:00 p.m
4:15 p.m
In my room. 6:30 p.m
Five minutes later
Two minutes later
7:00 p.m
Ten minutes later
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Thursday July 28th. Last day of term
In my room. Teatime
One minute later
Two minutes later
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Sitting on the wall
Two minutes later
In the park
One minute later
In bed. 11:00 p.m
Midnight
12:05 a.m
One minute later
Tent head. Friday July 29th
Half an hour later
11:00 a.m
2:00 p.m
Stalag 14
An hour later
Half an hour later
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Darkness starts to fall on the camping fiasco
Half an hour later
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9:30 p.m
9:42 p.m
9:50 p.m
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Midnight
Ten minutes later
12:30 a.m
1:00 a.m
Saturday July 30th. Morning
Afternoon
3:00 p.m
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In our tent. 9:00 p.m
Back in our tent
In the boys’ tent
Half an hour later
Twenty minutes later
Five minutes later
Five minutes later
The Ace Gang
Honorary bloke members
Trainee members
The New and Improved Snogging Scale
Groove on groovsters!
The Viking bison disco inferno
The snot disco inferno
Georgia’s Glossary
Also By Louise Rennison
A Note from Georgia
Copyright
About the Publisher
With deep luuurve to all the usuals. I’m not saying I’m bored with
you, or that you are all usual because, believe me, you’re not.
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Ellen, Rosie, Jools, Mabs, Jas and me are all swinging on the swings. Not backwards and forwards like normal people enjoying a day in the park, but sideways so that the Blunder Boys can’t see anything. Life is not easy. The Blunder Boys are in the bushes watching us on the swings. They think we don’t know they are there; it’s pathetic. They are so noisy and keep falling over things and fighting with each other.
Now the Blunder Boys are lying down on the ground, hoping they might see up our skirts. I can see their beaky eyes blinking under the branches. If they do happen to see our knickers they will think we are doing it on purpose to attract them. Dear God.
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