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Louise Rennison. ‘Dancing in my nuddy-pants!’

‘Dancing in my nuddy-pants!’

Louise Rennison

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She who laughs last laughs the laughingest. Sunday November 21st My bedroom Midday as the crow flies Throwing it down

12:30 p.m

12:35 p.m

12:45 p.m

1:00 p.m

2:05 p.m

2:15 p.m

Back in my bedroom 2:45 p.m

2:55 p.m

3:00 p.m

3:00 p.m

4:05 p.m

4:10 p.m

4:30 p.m

4:45 p.m

5:00 p.m

5:05 p.m

5:10 p.m

5:15 p.m

5:30 p.m

6:00 p.m

10:05 p.m

10:32 p.m

Kitchen

10:45 p.m

11:00 p.m

Midnight

12:10 a.m

12:12 a.m

12:15 a.m

12:20 a.m

12:25 a.m

12:29 a.m

12:37 a.m

Monday November 22nd 8:25 a.m

Assembly 9:20 a.m

Break

German

Lunchtime

Science block On our usual radiator

French

4:20 p.m

Home

8:00 p.m

8:10 p.m

Looking out of my bedroom window

9:00 p.m

9:15 p.m

9:35 p.m

9:40 p.m

10:00 p.m

10:15 p.m

10:40 p.m

10:47 p.m

10:55 p.m

11:00 p.m

11:05 p.m

11:10 p.m

Midnight

1:00 a.m

School panto fiasco (a.k.a. complete twats in tights) Tuesday November 23rd Breakfast

Assembly

10:00 a.m

10:30 a.m

11:00 a.m

In the loos

RE

Last bell 3:50 p.m

4:15 p.m

4:30 p.m

5:10 p.m

6:00 p.m

8:00 p.m

8:10 p.m

8:15 p.m

8:35 p.m

9:00 p.m

9:15 p.m

9:30 p.m

9:35 p.m

9:40 p.m

10:00 p.m

10:15 p.m

Midnight

Friday November 26th French

4:20 p.m

Backstage 6:00 p.m

Tuesday November 30th

Saturday December 4th

Sunday December 5th

Monday December 6th

Panto rehearsals

10:00 p.m

10:15 p.m

Midnight

Thursday December 9th

9:50 p.m

Friday December 10th

Wednesday December 15th Last day of term

Last German lesson

6:30 p.m

8:00 p.m

8:10 p.m

8:25 p.m

8:45 p.m

Bed

Saturday December 18th Churchill Square

4:00 p.m

5:00 p.m

Living room

Bedroom

Sunday December 19th

Monday December 20th

9:35 p.m

Midnight

Furry Baby Jesuses. Wednesday December 22nd 11:00 a.m

12:30 p.m

1:00 p.m

1:20 p.m

1:30 p.m

10:00 p.m

Saturday December 25th Christmas Day

1:00 p.m

1:30 p.m

2:00 p.m

3:30 p.m

4:00 p.m

4:30 p.m

4:35 p.m

5:00 p.m

5:30 p.m

5:45 p.m

6:00 p.m

6:05 p.m

In my bedroom 7:00 p.m

7:10 p.m

10:00 p.m

Sunday December 26th Boxing Day

3:00 p.m

Tuesday December 28th

Wednesday December 29th

In the phone box 4:00 p.m

At Jas’s 5:00 p.m

Midnight

Thursday December 30th

11:45 a.m

12:00 p.m

1:00 p.m

Friday December 31st New Year’s Eve. 2:00 p.m

11:00 p.m

12:30 a.m

1:15 a.m

Sunday January 2nd. 11:30 a.m

Monday January 3rd. 2:00 p.m

10:30 p.m

11:00 p.m

Wednesday January 5th

Friday January 7th

Saturday January 8th. 10:00 a.m

Sunday January 9th

6:00 p.m

8:00 p.m

Monday January 10th

8:55 a.m

Tuesday January 11th. 8:25 a.m

9:00 p.m

Midnight

1:00 a.m

Wednesday January 12th. 8:15 a.m

Front room. 7:30 p.m

Saturday January 15th

2:00 p.m

8:30 p.m

9:00 p.m

11:30 p.m

Frogland extravaganza. Monday January 17th. Stalag 14 Quatre days to our Frogland extravaganza French

Thursday January 20th

Midnight

Friday January 21st. Aboard L’esprit Midday

1:00 p.m

1:15 p.m

1:30 p.m

1:32 p.m

1:35 p.m

2:30 p.m

4:45 p.m

9:00 p.m

Saturday January 22nd. Saturday in Paris 9:30 a.m

Up the Eiffel Tower. 11:00 a.m

oh la la la gay Paree. 2:00 p.m

La nuit extravaganza

Sunday January 23rd

1:00 p.m

2:15 p.m

Plunging into the Seine photo opportunity

Notre Dame. 4:00 p.m

9:30 p.m

Monday January 24th. Last morning in gay Paree

Pompidou Centre. Midday

Five minutes later

Au reviour

On the Ferry heading home

Midnight

12:10 a.m

1:00 a.m

1:05 a.m

1:10 a.m

The Cosmic Horn. Tuesday January 25th

School

Assembly

Break

Maths

Double blodge

Last bell In the loos

4:20 p.m

My bedroom. 9:00 p.m

Midnight

Wednesday January 26th School

Break

1:00 a.m

1:10 a.m

Thursday January 27th German

Break

In the Front room. 7:00 p.m

7:30 p.m

8:30 p.m

Friday January 28th Breakfast

Saturday January 29th

10:00 a.m

Lunchtime. In my bedroom

1:30 p.m

6:30 p.m

7:00 p.m

10:00 p.m

Midnight

12:15 a.m

1:00 a.m

2:00 a.m

3:00 a.m

3:15 a.m

3:30 a.m

Monday January 31st

Cloakroom

Games

Lunchtime

Maths

Afternoon break

4:30 p.m

My room

5:00 p.m

9:00 p.m

10:00 p.m

Tuesday February 1st Breakfast. 8:05 a.m

School

Evening

Wednesday February 2nd

6:30 p.m

Thursday February 3rd School

RE

Break

Maths

Hawkeye’s office

My bedroom. 11:17 p.m

Midnight

Friday February 4th Lunchtime

4:30 p.m

6:00 p.m

9:00 p.m

Midnight

Go Forth, Georgia, and use your red bottom wisely. Saturday February 5th

11:00 a.m

In bed Crying A lot

1:30 p.m

1:35 p.m

4:00 p.m

Sunday February 6th

5:30 p.m

In my room. 10:00 p.m

10:05 p.m

10:10 p.m

The end. Midnight

1:00 a.m

If you enjoyed Dancing in My Nuddy Pants, check out these other great Louise Rennison titles

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P.S

Alone, all aloney, on my owney. Saturday March 5th. 11:00 a.m. as the crow flies

11:20 a.m

11:25 a.m

11:28 a.m

12:00 p.m

12:05 p.m

12:30 p.m

1:15 p.m

1:30 p.m

2:20 p.m

2:30 p.m

2:35 p.m

2:50 p.m

2:55 p.m

Sunday March 6th

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You’ll laugh your knickers off!

To the English team: Brenda, Yasemin (hi!!!), Margot and everyone at Piccadilly. An especial thank you to the marvellous Emma, the best press person known to humanity.

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Jas didn’t say anything.

“I said something très amusant and you ignorez-voused me. You do remember good old glove animal, don’t you?”

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